We've read a lot about the "gold-digging" and "materialistic" tendencies of our ladies nowadays especially from broke guys.

So here is a little test for your girlfriends:

- Get the snack/food below ready in a fancy plate.

- Cover it up to hide content

- Act like you specially prepared the 'meal' for her (or both of you) to enjoy

- Allow her open the cover

- Watch her reaction (first 3 seconds matters)

- The first reaction is usually the NATURAL (and often inhibited) personal character.

Lol, very funny.

d gal go b lyk:"blood of jesuss!!!!
(picked up bag...)u wan take me du ritual abi" (run out)
(phone rings)
she don 4get ha phone...

moverover,u prepare dis sacrifice...
wia are d gods ,hia is a sacrifice 4 dem

The meal looks....

Wts d big deal here...correct igbo chuick will giv u a peck for dis kinda meal..

Ur pear and maize looks ugly tho.

IamOpemipo:
Wts d big deal here...correct igbo chuick will giv u a peck for dis kinda meal..

Ur pear and maize looks ugly tho.

Nwokem, na so most home-roasted maize dey be especially if na guy roast am. Forget the face of the pear and discuss the essence of the meal.

He will be so disappointed cause pear and roasted/cooked corn is one of my best. I can eat it all day, as long as the corn is very soft then I'm good to go so imagine the disappointment he will get. I will eat and ask for more, don't try me with all these local meals

In the face of hunger, who no go chow!
Doesn't mean shiiit abeg

IamOpemipo:
Wts d big deal here...correct igbo chuick will giv u a peck for dis kinda meal..

Ur pear and maize looks ugly tho.

Exactly! I'm number 1 fan

Lol... correct combo
Me likey

Thats one of my favourite food right there...

So whats the big deal in eating it with 'him"....

Will even eat his own sef...

OP don't be deceived by all the girls above me claiming it as their best food. Thank me later

Ohhhh why are those girls lying. The moment she sees that she will pick up her bag and jet out of there. It's maybe your favorite food but it won'tbe ya ffavorite food for a date.

anytime I see people with this combination, I always dey surprise. who invent this combination?

this is not a big deal,ifyou marry a lady cos she eats this with you,you are on a long thing

I don't eat it, but nothing bad a nice meal.
I was even expecting something tragic not this!

Marry her asin
Are you a maize farmer
Or is she a hen

I love pear and corn but not on a date now...which kain ogbanje things be that?

nickz:
Marry her asin
Are you a maize farmer
Or is she a hen

lolssss. this got me laughing


back to the post. if the maize is soft. then im good to go

So many silly reasons for marriage,how would you marry a lady cos she agrees to eat this with you?

What if she is a bad woman and just pretend to get the ring,my brother,you will be hooked for life.

wow! pears now am hungry

I'm salivating right here.

One of my favourite delicacy

Some girls here be lying 'it is there favourite meal'...meanwhile they wont even order for swallow(pandy or amala) when on a date because of forming.

I swear The thunder wey go fire some people dey do press-up.

Consider her married!!!

Next?

Op y u cm mk me dey hungry 4 dis food ni ...chaii..i wil ve 2 wait 4 d season of corn n pear b4 I can eat dis sweet delicacy again

All of a sudden pear and maize has become evry gir's best meal . How una wan take go heaven so

Maamin:
Some girls here be lying 'it is there favourite meal'...meanwhile they wont even order for swallow(pandy or amala) when on a date because of forming.

I swear The thunder wey go fire some people dey do press-up.

Baba these girls can lie for africa

Believe me when I say I prefer this to most sort-after dishes.

However, this can't be a surprise to any lady with perfectly working nostrils.

abbeyberry:
anytime I see people with this combination, I always dey surprise. who invent this combination?

God himself!!

nl girls dey para oh

Lol. Burnt tins.