Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Shino!

Shino Who?

Shino wan designer, Shino wan Ferrari

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Your watching a movie, then the subtitle shows 35 years later, the dog in the compound is still alive - just know its Nollywood

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I need your help!! Am playing Fifa 2015 on PS4 and I need Suarez to bite an opponent - which key do I press

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The sweet moment when your crush says to you "see, my girlfriend is cheating on me" and in your mind your like 'God don catch you!'

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Your girlfriend meets and 'already' RICHman, you call her a gold digger. Your sister meets and 'already' RICHman, you say its a favour from God. YOU Be THIEF!!!

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Note to Self: Tell that person hating on you!! Bitch please.... Last time I checked Awesome ended in 'ME' and Ugly started with 'U'

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Its a hard life being a DICK - you have a head with no brain, an eye which is blind and two neighbours, one pair of nuts and the other an arsehole!

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Do you know, the new iPhone 6 helps you loose weight?! When you pay for it, you can't afford to eat well for the next month!!

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Her name is 'Esther' and she dey 'Bleach' does that mean she is 'Established'

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If Mosquito land for your Papa head, you go kill am

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He who swallow apple pip, must first calculate the diameter of his anus!!

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No condition is permanent... a generator that sings like Alicia Keys today, go shout like DJ Khalid tomorrow oooo

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In an English exam, the teacher asked the students to write and essay on 'Define Laziness' Akpos left five pages blank and then wrote THIS IS LAZINESS

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What do Politicians and China phones have in common?? They both make unnecessary noise!!!

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You pay to enter club every Friday night, yet you can't attend Church on a Sunday - you get Duplex for Hell already ooo!

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Unless she physically threw him over her shoulder and carried him away, she did not steal your man... he left!!

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Man 1 - I wasn't that drunk!
Man 2 - Hahaha but you were using the flashlight on your phone to find your phone!

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Boy - Come over!
Girl - To do what?
Boy - To Chill..
Girl - I don't 'chill' because that's why people end up with unwanted Chill-dren!

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I die here....Lol

@Wuuworld - abegieeee nor die oooo

Class!

@Dimples192 - Ose Baba

OyinboPrincess:
@Dimples192 - Ose Baba

Lol I had to ask Google what that ment
You're welcome love but I'm a lady.

@Dimples192 - ohhhhhh pele... my bad!!! Your profile says male opps sorry!! lol @ god old Google

I don die!! But I like the die!!

@STANPASQUAL - looool, na small die abegieeee. If u get twitter / fb - may we follow na

Wow, culled from twitter

@Edwardhead - wetin u dey talk na baba?

I love OyinboPrincess! Following....

ah don die !!!....lala come and see oo!!

@LordReed - ose ose ose oooo wasere

@CoretGistBlog - lol, abegieee nor die 4 d mata ooo baba

@CoretGistBlog - lol, abegieee nor die 4 d mata ooo baba [/quote]

you dey naija? if yes i go like to be frnd :-) .just drop ur contacts, i go halla you!!. ;-)

@CoretGistBlog - omo I nor dey 9ja oooOOOooo - na London I dey so

OyinboPrincess:
@CoretGistBlog - omo I nor dey 9ja oooOOOooo - na London I dey so

okay na no wahala...i know say you go dey finish all those white chicks with pidgin.. lols.. dem go be like :-/

This oyinbo princess na my class mate for ajegunle... The babe na stubborn white babe ..nice job ur doing thoug..u just dey chop pidgin dey go

@EmmySparky - AJ kee??!!?? omo na u knw ooOOoo - why u dey come MuMu urself ontop my thread self?? U know say dis one na confirm Yanch talk!?!? E b lyk say u nor fit come check my YouTube / Facebook / Twitter / News Story - before una run mouth... no shakin jare, u fit believe woteva u wan take believe na!!!

CHAIIII God dey oooOOOooo!!!!!

@CoretGistBlog - na so dey don look oooo e funi passssss

OyinboPrincess:
@EmmySparky - AJ kee??!!?? omo na u knw ooOOoo - why u dey come MuMu urself ontop my thread self?? U know say dis one na confirm Yanch talk!?!? E b lyk say u nor fit come check my YouTube / Facebook / Twitter / News Story - before una run mouth... no shakin jare, u fit believe woteva u wan take believe na!!!

CHAIIII God dey oooOOOooo!!!!!

@CoretGistBlog - na so dey don look oooo e funi passssss

omo this babe real o..oyinbo princess no disrespect meant...just love ur realness..it hard seeing a white chick killing pidgin..I no diSs u..

@EmmySparky - omo u don finally see my videos abi?!?! Chaiii - there is God ooOOOoo u eye don clear now sha... wasere!!!

keep it up

My smallie is rockin it...kisses baby

My blood don hot ooo, may una leave mata for mathias na

@loomer - na so baba na so

@Prodeegee - Baba fine - na u knw oooOOOooo, nor b small rock I go rock

OyinboPrincess:
My blood don hot ooo, may una leave mata for matire na

@loomer - na so baba na so

@Prodeegee - Baba fine - na u knw oooOOOooo, nor b small rock I go rock

Na "leave mata for mathias". No fall myhand o

OyinboPrincess:
@CoretGistBlog - omo I nor dey 9ja oooOOOooo - na London I dey so

wait o.... tru tlk u b white woman ? ABi na publicity stunt ?

@abduldope - baba na me b this na... publicity stunt kee?!?!?! Abeg, make una come check me:

https://www.facebook.com/oyinboprincess

You go know say na me b this

OyinboPrincess:
@abduldope - baba na me b this na... publicity stunt kee?!?!?! Abeg, make una come check me:

https://www.facebook.com/oyinboprincess

You go know say na me b this

lmfao! ahhh! sista me u try o..... hehehehe i duff ma cap 4 u jooo #keep.it.up mam