wow! ehya

Cry
The breakup comot blood for my body?

I fall into all the categories except for No.3

Haba, why I go cry na?

Life goes On ni o

Samflexxy... Nice one, 2 bottles of Orijin for u bro

Ok

MORE THINGS GUYS DO AFTER BREAKUP


He stalks her both online and offline.... These are the kind of guys who will be like 'so Angelina, it's because of this good-for-nothing guy that you broke up with me ba? . We haven't even properly broken up yet, and you are already hanging out with him, and using his pishure as your bbm dp...is that how you used to do?...


He tries to muddy her character everywhere he goes.... After the breakup, that's when he would choose to tell his friends that her puna smells like rotten fish, that she once put salt in indomie, that she is too noisy during sex, etc... That's when the dude will be like, "No mind that smellos bitcch jor.. Thank God say I don escape from am... Na the unfortunate guy wey go marry am, na im i dey pity sef"

He keeps eyeing his phone anxiously, expecting her to call and beg him .... After breaking up with her in a James Bond style, his liver no come gree am continue with the break-up, especially when he doesn't see another girl to fucck for some weeks... This is the kind of dude who will hide his number and start flashing the girl's number, calling and not saying anything, and finally muster the stupid liver to call her and say, 'Jennie, you no say you no dey try at all, since wey we break up, you no even fit call to say hi? .... Na wa o, na so our quarrel reach?

hmmmmmmm so guys cry too


epele ooooo

Tinubu:
Ok

Mr Ok



6. He starts talking ill of her.

elantraceey:


Mr Ok

don't mind him na space e dey book

AyokunleRuth:
hmmmmmmm so guys cry too


epele ooooo

b4 nko we r not made of rocks now

mirexxx:
wow! ehya

nice so you don join s.ba.n

samflexxy:
b4 nko we r not made of rocks now

but i tot you are the stronger sex so nothing should be able to move you too tears

Patiently waiting for a counter thread

I think i fall into all the categories. I'm an emotionally guy, so always and easily moved to tears.

Deefuray:
Patiently waiting for a counter thread

you create the counter thread na

samflexxy:
nice so you don join s.ba.n

lol

maysimsimple:
I think i fall into all the categories. I'm an emotionally guy, so always and easily moved to tears.

eleyi kidi kahn

alberto2k:
I fall into all the categories except for No.3

Haba, why I go cry na?

Life goes On ni o

Samflexxy... Nice one, 2 bottles of Orijin for u bro

baba I no dey drink o look fr another thing give me

samflexxy:





1). Drinking
Most emotional guys do this after a breakup they invite their friends over or to go out and get themselves drunk

2). Watching ball(epl, seria a, league 1, etc)
I fall in this category after a breakup I watch football so I can forget my sorrows

3). Cry
yes some guys do cry aftEr a breakup this guys are usually faithful guys that love their girlfriend with all their hearth some of this guys after a breakup they become emotionally and physically weak that they can even perform simple chores

4). Call their other girlfriend to come over
I so much like this guys it so happen they have more than one girl friend so if they get dumped they switch over to their other girl friend and life goes on

5). Goes searching for a new girlfriend
lols this one is really hilarious after a breakup they go around looking for beautiful ladies to woo and if they play their game well they also might get laid.


By----samflexxy
Add yours

Iv never been caught unaware. The handwritings were always on the wall for me to see. So i'd have long gotten over my emotions and feeling even before she left. Its called 'Being Smart'
Learn to do d emotional dumping before being dumped. It sure saves u all these 'five things' sh.yt!

Starting looking for a therapist to lead you right because the next babe going to be you wifey

samflexxy:
baba I no dey drink o look fr another thing give me

Yoyo Bitters you like?

jacksparrow1207:


Iv never been caught unaware. The handwritings were always on the wall for me to see. So i'd have long gotten over my emotions and feeling even before she left. Its called 'Being Smart'
Learn to do d emotional dumping before being dumped. It sure saves u all these 'five things' sh.yt!

perfect

malonephills:
perfect

U do same?

Switches phone off.
Cook for themself
Smoke weed

jacksparrow1207:


U do same?

honestly broo! I don't feel a scratch

AyokunleRuth:

but i tot you are the stronger sex so nothing should be able to move you too tears

lols we do cry because we're men does not mean we can't get to emotional its just part of life

malonephills:
honestly broo! I don't feel a scratch

Sabi man! I trowey salute fr man wey sabi

elantraceey:


Mr Ok

I don edit am jor...

paulworld:
Switches phone off.
Cook for themself
Smoke weed

lols

samflexxy:
lols we do cry because we're men does not mean we can't get to emotional its just part of life

i know guys cry too ave seen a guy cry because he was heartbroken

But on a more serious note it is unfair and wicked to make people cry.

AyokunleRuth:

i know guys cry too ave seen a guy cry because he was heartbroken

But on a more serious note it is unfair and wicked to make people cry.

lols I guess you're also emotional