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Me And My Blackberry Palava. Someone Should Help by Feranmicharles(m): 4:51pm On Jan 24, 2015
grin grin I first thank thy Lord 4 giving me life smiley


My Blackberry don chop my money tire, na him I comevex yesterday sell am, come take some money buyChinaphone! The phone get TV, Touch screen, Nailcutter, Fire lighter etc. I fit write Text message withtoothpicks sef. But now am in bigger trouble!!!1. E go full after 3 minutes of charging.2. The spellings get mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-pon, samswag etc.3. When aeroplane pass, e go record "One missedCall".4. When a big car horn; e go show "Charger connected"5. When Chinese man pass, e go show: "One Bluetoothdevice found"6. When fine lady waka pass, e go show "WiFi On"7. When ugly lady waka pass, e go show, "Virusdetected"Abeg ooo! I wan sell am! Who wan buy ooo? Even as Idey find buyer, e dey show me for screen say "Nocontacts found"Pls buyer contact 080-419-00-419 grin
Re: Me And My Blackberry Palava. Someone Should Help by Nobody: 4:56pm On Jan 24, 2015
OMG grin dah samswag go get swag gan ooooo. I would like to go for that IP0rn iPon grin

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