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Funny Schooling Moments by Specialist900(m): 11:15am On Jan 26, 2015
University days are fun especially when you lived with right thinking people. Let's share those funny moments


I used to live in a lodge which had 4 rooms back in school, 3 of the rooms were doing collabo (community effort as we called it) especially in food tho I wasn't completely in for that. We've been living like that until one of us whose sister got admission into our school came to live with him.

On arrival that day the girl went to the market and bought things to cook soup. Her brother had gone to school that day while some of us were home. See boys already jubilating that we were going to eat something good and not the potty we used to eat as food. So the girl finished cooking and locked the food in the cupboard.

We went out to meet her asking of the food. She replied it was for her brother that she didn't cook for us.

See as boys change am for the girl
"you lock the food?
The pot you use cook the food na your brother own?
That salt you use na only your brother buy am?
Infact, the cupboard na your brother make am?
We then told her, if you no open the cupboard we go just trowey the whole food, nobody go chop am"

The girl quickly ran and locked herself in the room and waited till her brother returned. When he came, she reported us to him. The brother laughed and then asked "you lock the food for cupboard?" you want make these hungry boys break am?

Na so we use chop better food that day o.

Let's share those funny moments we had or are having in school. More to come

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Re: Funny Schooling Moments by Specialist900(m): 12:14pm On Jan 26, 2015
In same lodge, you needed to see boys showcasing their cooking skills, we had one very bad cook called Ade imagine him using archi to thicken beans and all sorts of rubbish cooking. We ate things those days sha. I remember we went home on holiday after one semester and Upon resumption the same day we returned to school one of us was waiting for Ade to return. Just as Ade arrived, he rushed up to him and told him "guy I no go dey chop your food again, because of the potty you call food, I spend the whole holiday for hospital dey treat myself for food poisoning abi typhoid"

You wan see laugh that day. Awoof dey run belle

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Re: Funny Schooling Moments by killercute16(m): 1:13pm On Jan 26, 2015
Lemme buy this land incase
Re: Funny Schooling Moments by liveyourlife: 6:51pm On Jan 26, 2015
Was very brilliant in Sec school. When Jamb came out, I was busy checking other people's results on my Nokia Xpress-Music(big boy things back then). Calling my gf and telling her that Chunks got 200, Michael 234, Segun this and that.

Na so I come check my own - 173. I switched off my phone and went into my cubicle to weep and ask God why!
Re: Funny Schooling Moments by Specialist900(m): 10:31pm On Jan 29, 2015
liveyourlife:
Was very brilliant in Sec school. When Jamb came out, I was busy checking other people's results on my Nokia Xpress-Music(big boy things back then). Calling my gf and telling her that Chunks got 200, Michael 234, Segun this and that.

Na so I come check my own - 173. I switched off my phone and went into my cubicle to weep and ask God why!
you for recheck am maybe e for change to 300 grin
Re: Funny Schooling Moments by Nastydroid(m): 2:37am On Jan 30, 2015
*observing*
Re: Funny Schooling Moments by HFOG(f): 11:44am On Jan 31, 2015
Specialist900:
you for recheck am maybe e for change to 300 grin
lol...passing by...some of us no go school...i think you know
Re: Funny Schooling Moments by killercute16(m): 11:48am On Jan 31, 2015
liveyourlife:
Was very brilliant in Sec school. When Jamb came out, I was busy checking other people's results on my Nokia Xpress-Music(big boy things back then). Calling my gf and telling her that Chunks got 200, Michael 234, Segun this and that.

Na so I come check my own - 173. I switched off my phone and went into my cubicle to weep and ask God why!
Hiohiohiohio...that evil moment tho
Re: Funny Schooling Moments by Specialist900(m): 12:02pm On Jan 31, 2015
HFOG:

lol...passing by...some of us no go school...i think you know
see who's talking o. Share those hostel moments
Re: Funny Schooling Moments by Specialist900(m): 12:09pm On Jan 31, 2015
We got to know a guy thru a friend of our lodge. This guy recently gained admission into a school not too far from us then, cos of the love we showed him, he thought it wise to come invite us in person for his matric. Promising that we'll all be entertained. That he came in person to invite us for the matric motivated us to go, he said he'll close his account to entertain us. We no know say him no even get account not to talk of close am.

On the day, na so we carry our big heads travel from our school to owerri, 300 naira each way. As it's our custom we must eat something worth or even more than our expenses. Na so we reach owerri our eyes clear, this guy no prepare nothing keep. If no be say one of us been luckily see him coursemate wey the sister been dey matric too for the same school wey give us food and chilled drink na so we for loss all round.

Just before we left we warned our host not to ever come visit us again for allowing us waste transport for nothing. We even said within ourselves that we were not going to tell those we left back in the lodge how it went so they wouldn't laugh at us.

We spend 600 naira transport we no chop food worth 300 naira. Great loss

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