GirlCrying ) Doctor help me, my boyfriend has killed me .
Dr. Mascot: What! what did he do to you?
Girl: CHAI! I said my boyfriend had sent me to my early grave .
Dr. Mascot: Talk to me na, what has he done this time around?
(Mascot kissed the girl) is this what he did to u?
Girl: yes, and even worse.
Dr. Mascot: Well that’s no reason to say dat he has killed you.
Girl: (still crying ) But, he took my cloth off.
Dr. Mascot: You mean like this? (Mascot took off the girl’s clothes)
Girl: yes oh.
Dr. Mascot: Is that why you are crying like a baby?
Girl: But, he had sex with me.
Dr. Mascot: You mean like this? Mascot had sex with the girl.
Girl: yes.

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Mascot Joke: AIDS

Dr. Mascot: Hmmm, this small thing?
Girl: No you don’t understand, he did even worse.
Dr. Mascot: Worse than what I just did? What could be worse?
Girl: He gave me AIDS!
Mascot fainted!