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| Child-custody by mascotbest(f): 2:44pm On Jan 27, 2015 |
Akpos and his wife are in court for divorce.They ask the court to determine who gets custody of the child. The wife jumps up and says, “Your honour, I brought the child into this world in pains and labour, he should be in my custody.” The judge turns to Akpos and asks what he has to say. Click here to read more: child-custody AKPOS: (calmly) Your honour, if I put my ATM card into an ATM machine and cash comes out, whose cash is it? The machine Or mine?” |
| Re: Child-custody by delishpot: 2:51pm On Jan 27, 2015 |
mascotbest: Otondo Apjors  In this case, only the card(sperm) is yours, the cash(egg) and the machine(womb) belongs to the woman. If she vex, she fit swallow your card join. |
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