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Somebody Help! by Gflat: 6:01pm On Jan 27, 2015 |
I met this very beautiful girl in school late last year and we hooked up on bbm then started chatting. Though we aren't dating yet but there is this chemistry building up already.... After a very smooth and romantic chat yesterday, she asked if she could come over to my place today then I agreed. We were just indoor this evening watching a movie when I heard a knock on the door,I went ahead to open the door then it happened to be my girlfriend waiting at the doorstep I couldn't move because I was shocked,she passed me and went inside and then she saw the other lady laying on my bed watching a movie...guys as I am typing this, we(the three of us) are both inside staying glued to the movie waiting for the first person to break the awkward silence. please help a bro out with some ideas |
Re: Somebody Help! by freshness2020: 6:12pm On Jan 27, 2015 |
#start singing ; D'Prince. O.Y.O |
Re: Somebody Help! by raziboi(m): 6:14pm On Jan 27, 2015 |
nwanne....ss Bleep up.....u need fifty 50 marchet drilling believe |
Re: Somebody Help! by Nobody: 6:19pm On Jan 27, 2015 |
wear helmet make your head no break when the fight starts, lolz |
Re: Somebody Help! by chibanj(m): 6:21pm On Jan 27, 2015 |
Raise a funny topic concerning d movie u guys are watching so both would start talking. If u keep dem quiet den dey would start trying to figure out who each oda is. Beside why would ur gf come witout calling u 1 Like |
Re: Somebody Help! by Nobody: 6:22pm On Jan 27, 2015 |
Lol.....dat serves u rite, una own too much. |
Re: Somebody Help! by alberto2k(m): 6:24pm On Jan 27, 2015 |
This story itself is a Movie, so stay glued to it |
Re: Somebody Help! by Nobody: 6:24pm On Jan 27, 2015 |
chibanj:And why shud I call my boifrnd b4 I can come 2 his ouse? |
Re: Somebody Help! by 2dice(m): 6:27pm On Jan 27, 2015 |
Remember the Brother code: No matter what dont leave them alone together... |
Re: Somebody Help! by Nobody: 6:27pm On Jan 27, 2015 |
Gflat creating fake stories since 1840 |
Re: Somebody Help! by jigxy(m): 6:30pm On Jan 27, 2015 |
twosome not bad.Lol |
Re: Somebody Help! by Nobody: 6:33pm On Jan 27, 2015 |
lol...this is funny. whatever u do act like a man. if u must ask anything of any of them, give commands. don't beg or make subtle requests. u could even ask suddenly, "Y d silence? " not more than that. don't go further to explain anything. just be manly. it will not only help u maintain some control over the keg of gunpowder u r sitting on, it will also help u lie confidently when u have to explain to both of them when u see later. hope this works. don't bother thanking me if it doesn't... |
Re: Somebody Help! by Nobody: 6:42pm On Jan 27, 2015 |
Do something extraordinary Prepare dinner and invite both of them Then you can pick up a topic from there Try it and thank me later Awaiting your feedback #CUPID |
Re: Somebody Help! by Gflat: 7:03pm On Jan 27, 2015 |
brito: Fightings? Sis,we are still mute...not even laughing at the funny parts of the movie I just buried my attention on my phone |
Re: Somebody Help! by Gflat: 7:04pm On Jan 27, 2015 |
Blebleswag: Serves my right What did I do? |
Re: Somebody Help! by Gflat: 7:05pm On Jan 27, 2015 |
EroticAngelina: This is so, so real |
Re: Somebody Help! by Gflat: 7:06pm On Jan 27, 2015 |
I guess where I made a mistake was I didn't introduce them to each other when she came in |
Re: Somebody Help! by Nobody: 7:10pm On Jan 27, 2015 |
Gflat: I am telling you to be at alert, lolzz |
Re: Somebody Help! by GoodFaith: 7:55pm On Jan 27, 2015 |
Leave the house Return late don't tell they that you are leaving Or pick your phone act like you are talking to your friend and your friend t need your help Tell your friend that you are on your way All you need to say My friend have some issue just leave |
Re: Somebody Help! by egopersonified(f): 7:58pm On Jan 27, 2015 |
Pretend to be ill, if that fails, pretend to run mad instanta . You are welcome. |
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