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TOP 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders( Non Political Motive) by falconey(m): 1:08am On Jan 28, 2015
TOP 15 patience jonathan's english blunders( non political motive).
1. My husband and Sambo is a good people
(Imagine)
2. The President was once a child
and the senators were once a
children.
3. My fellow widows.(Is her husband
dead?)
4. A good mother takes
care of his children.(His
children? Like Seriously?)
5. The people sitting before
you were once a children.
(Smh)
6. Yes we are all happy
for the effort, it is not easy
to carry second in
an international competition
like this one,(addressing
press men after Female
Under-19 FIFAWorld Cup).
7. The bombers who born them?
Wasn't it not a woman?
Theywere once a children now
a adult now they are bombing
women and children making
some children a widow.(Is she
a literate?)
8. My heart feels
sorry for these children who
have become widows
for loosing their parents for
one reason or another.
(Lmfao....)
9. We should have
love for our fellowNigerians
irrespective of their
NATIONALITY(Lwkmd)
10.Thank God the Doctors and Nurses
are responding to treatment.
(Doctors and nurses?)
11. I would rather kill myself
instead ofcommitting suicide.
(What's the difference?)
12.Ojukwu is a great man, he died
but his manhood lives on.
(Manhood?)
13. On behalf of
2million, I donate my family.
(Laugh wan tear my belle o)
14. Why will boko haram
bomb last churches on
christmas day, they don't
have respect for Jesus, they
are a very bad person,infact
I'm a sadder woman right now
and Mr.President is more
saddest(Sad,sad
der,saddest...)
15. We all have
HIV.( For real? Imagine this... chai chai ... there
is GOD ooooooooooooooooo
Re: TOP 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders( Non Political Motive) by cycline404(m): 1:09am On Jan 28, 2015
They said behind every successful man there is a woman behind him,
This one na behind every clueless man there is a ******* behind him
The debate will come up: I want the below debate

Re: TOP 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders( Non Political Motive) by falconey(m): 1:10am On Jan 28, 2015
cycline404:
wEY AM
sorry bro
Re: TOP 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders( Non Political Motive) by Nobody: 1:25am On Jan 28, 2015
If Ojukwus Manh**d still lives on,that means he still services Bianca from the grave...hmmmn Dead Presidents
Re: TOP 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders( Non Political Motive) by madridguy(m): 1:31am On Jan 28, 2015
Lol in Congo.
Re: TOP 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders( Non Political Motive) by usibengate(m): 1:34am On Jan 28, 2015
The wife of a phd. Holder
Re: TOP 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders( Non Political Motive) by Welrez(m): 6:33am On Jan 28, 2015
Like say we dey chop English. And the funny thing be say, some go come here type in worse 'Engrish' than Patience.
Re: TOP 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders( Non Political Motive) by Welrez(m): 6:36am On Jan 28, 2015
Justdulla:
If Ojukwus Manh**d still lives on,that means he still services Bianca from the grave...hmmmn Dead Presidents
The last time I checked, that expression is correct. Care to look up manhood in the dictionary, it would help. Thanks.
Re: TOP 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders( Non Political Motive) by joseph1832(m): 6:46am On Jan 28, 2015
Imagine! With all these grammatical blunders nobody has chased her out of social media... I wonder between PEJ blunders and Zahra Buhari mis-spelt word 'forth,' who murders the English Language more?.
Re: TOP 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders( Non Political Motive) by Olanireti(m): 6:52am On Jan 28, 2015
when the husband is clueless, what do you expect of the wife?
Re: TOP 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders( Non Political Motive) by falconey(m): 10:00am On Jan 28, 2015
joseph1832:
Imagine! With all these grammatical blunders nobody has chased her out of social media... I wonder between PEJ blunders and Zahra Buhari mis-spelt word 'forth,' who murders the English Language more?.
hmmmmmm comparison?? Non political motive ni
Re: TOP 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders( Non Political Motive) by joseph1832(m): 10:02am On Jan 28, 2015
falconey:
hmmmmmm comparison?? Non political motive ni
In life, everything you do is politics, whether you know it or not!.
Re: TOP 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders( Non Political Motive) by Caseless: 10:38am On Jan 28, 2015
Justdulla:
If Ojukwus Manh**d still lives on,that means he still services Bianca from the grave...hmmmn Dead Presidents
When I die, I want to exibit ojukwu's virtue. I can always impregnate my wife from the world beyond.
Re: TOP 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders( Non Political Motive) by falconey(m): 2:19pm On Jan 28, 2015
joseph1832:
In life, everything you do is politics, whether you know it or not!.
tell me how quoting the 1st lady is politics? Is it because we are in election period?
Re: TOP 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders( Non Political Motive) by joseph1832(m): 8:13pm On Jan 28, 2015
falconey:
tell me how quoting the 1st lady is politics? Is it because we are in election period?
Clearly you don't know what you're saying.

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