EfemenaXY:








At least he's still got some hair left on his head...

how do I know he can still get it up?
Don't wanno gamble jare

EfemenaXY:


Ewoooo.....

Then it's even more serious than I suspected!



Ah..ah...this woman!

Have you got a similar one, but for a black dude, Carefree?

Pretty please?

I have posted like ten pics and it's not working.

Will try later.

I am getting HBP

EfemenaXY:


Infact eh...

Carefreewannabe isn't playing fair. Why won't she post a similar pic of a black brother stripping?

That aside, I can almost hear the music playing in the background as he strips of his white top. This:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcSx0hz6WSw

I have posted only ONE pic of a white man even though I am into black AND white guys .... unlike you. I did it because I didn't want to spoil the thread for you my selfish sister. Now I show ONE white HOT guy and you are complaining. Chai chai chai.

carefreewannabe:


I have posted only ONE pic of a white man even though I am into black AND white guys .... unlike you. I did it because I didn't want to spoil the thread for you my selfish sister. Now I show ONE white HOT guy and you are complaining. Chai chai chai.

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carefreewannabe:




I have posted like ten pics and it's not working.

Will try later.

I am getting HBP

Try harder jor.

EfemenaXY:






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You know the difference in complexion that you so like to see in the mirror during the act can also be achieved with a white bro.

carefreewannabe:


You know the difference in complexion that you so like to see in the mirror during the act can also be achieved with a white bro.

Don't.

My phone battery is already low jare .let me charge it small. Be right back

EfemenaXY:


Infact eh...

Carefreewannabe isn't playing fair. Why won't she post a similar pic of a black brother stripping?

That aside, I can almost hear the music playing in the background as he strips of his white top. This:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcSx0hz6WSw

EfemenaXY:


Do you have a low to near zero sex drive? I suspect you do.

Because of the bolded bit of your post, I encourage ladies out there to sample the goods and mount that horse very well, before settling down.

Even i myself found the bolded veeeeeery strange coming from a man. He is gonna have a very odd relationship with his wife and she is gonna cheat on him. Many women married to men with this kind of reasoning cheat. Meet up only for procreation? not for the sake of bonding and satisfaction of one's needs? Wow!! This is awesome. Even the bible sef recognises that humans have physical needs. hmm.

Wow!! This thread. . . . . Something else. . . .

carefreewannabe:


What a nightmare to be married to a man like this.

Real Nightmare i tell you! Gosh!! Meet up only for procreation? Chai!! No wonder women cheat.

Lol, this topic set laugh wan kill me
Recipe for bacteria intro be that.
Mouth odor and fresh cun.t big no no
Bros should stay with jumping on top style jare.

Chillisauce:
So I just read a topic on front page about a lady meeting up nairaland dudes through online dating.

She practically scanned them through their mature comments, and finally getting to meet them , if not mouth odor, it's body odor. The babe weak

Little wonder we see topics like smelly kitty. Birds of same feathers.
Now same fellas wanna eat her raw..

This place is a joke !

armyofone:
Lol, this topic set laugh wan kill me
Recipe for bacteria intro be that.
Mouth odor and fresh cun.t big no no
Bros should stay with jumping on top style jare.

I read that topic see as the boys dey vex tear pant. No wonder they are so angry and bile filled, hehehehehe I have always said it they have no real life cant eveb face real women in the real world hence spend all day here throwing bitterness on every post screaming about feminisim hehehehehe. Temporary relief from the misery of real life and rejection

aisha2:


I read that topic see as the boys dey vex tear pant. No wonder they are so angry and bile filled, hehehehehe I have always said it they have no real life cant eveb face real women in the real world hence spend all day here throwing bitterness on every post screaming about feminisim hehehehehe. Temporary relief from the misery of real life and rejection

aisha2:


I read that topic see as the boys dey vex tear pant. No wonder they are so angry and bile filled, hehehehehe I have always said it they have no real life cant eveb face real women in the real world hence spend all day here throwing bitterness on every post screaming about feminisim hehehehehe. Temporary relief from the misery of real life and rejection

I read her comments about them too.

Dirty, pathetic lot. Their resolution for this year should be...aspiring to look like the sample, hot dudes Carefreewannabe's blessed our eyes with on this thread. Awesome stuff.

EfemenaXY:

I read her comments about them too.
Dirty, pathetic lot. Their resolution for this year should be...aspiring to look like the sample, hot dudes Carefreewannabe's blessed our eyes with on this thread. Awesome stuff.

Which time them go get to baff and brush when they spend all their time here looking for feminist threads to pour vitriol.
Besides you self are not helping matters with your long plenty grammar you will make them spend the other half of their time looking through dictionaries trying to get come back grammar to counter yours. Abeg I am launching a new harsh tag #EfemenaXYstopthegrammer,letourboysbath#

EfemenaXY:


Blah blah. Their resolution for this year should be...aspiring to look like the sample, hot dudes Carefreewannabe's blessed our eyes with on this thread. Awesome stuff.

lol amen to that. But you should know looking like that needs hours upon hours, months upon months, years even, in the gym. Where's the motivation? Your e-validation?

aisha2:


Which time them go get to baff and brush when they spend all their time here looking for feminist threads to pour vitriol.
Besides you self are not helping matters with your long plenty grammar you will make them spend the other half of their time looking through dictionaries trying to get come back grammar to counter yours. Abeg I am launching a new harsh tag #EfemenaXYstopthegrammer,letourboysbath#

aisha2:


Which time them go get to baff and brush when they spend all their time here looking for feminist threads to pour vitriol.
Besides you self are not helping matters with your long plenty grammar you will make them spend the other half of their time looking through dictionaries trying to get come back grammar to counter yours. Abeg I am launching a new harsh tag #EfemenaXYstopthegrammer,letourboysbath#

ROTFLMAO!!!

Aisha!

You keep saying this! Not true jare! I use plain simple English when communicating, and I absolutely abhor the text-speak shorthand thingy a lot of posters use. Lazy stuff. I mean, if one's gonna communicate, the least they can do is put some effort into making their write-up that little bit more er...comprehendable.

Re: not having a bath / shave / brushing up...wetin concern monkey with overload? I nor send...lol!!

SAMBARRY:

Don't mind Aisha cracking me up this Sunday morning.

Chillisauce:


Dat one , no go there o. one of them skin dry kakarata. , come wor wor join o
Make I no talk plenty sha.

Okay you got me



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Funny way this thread turned out - I hope you women won't go checking and rechecking your mirrors for self-affirmation when we start populating this thread with Omotola and Joselyn Dumas-type pics?
At least these ones are Nigerian/Ghanaian women, not the black American men y'all seem to love that have no interest whatsoever in Nigerian women.


*clears throat*

Pot-belly husbands, anyone married to one here?

aisha2:

Which time them go get to baff and brush when they spend all their time here looking for feminist threads to pour vitriol.
Besides you self are not helping matters with your long plenty grammar you will make them spend the other half of their time looking through dictionaries trying to get come back grammar to counter yours. Abeg I am launching a new harsh tag #EfemenaXYstopthegrammer,letourboysbath#

SometimEs when I see people like cococandy engaging them in back and forth debate. I just laugh, carry my eyes go one side.

Who dey even read all these debates .
Repeating same sh1t on and off when I should be learning new recipe.
coco dey try sha.

Anyway is Sunday morning . No plan today. Just sleep.

BoboYekini:
lol amen to that. But you should know looking like that needs hours upon hours, months upon months, years even, in the gym. Where's the motivation? Your e-validation?

C'mon stop that. You didn't have to modify my post.

Anyway, you know I speak the truth. The desire to look the very best one can, which incidentally translates into keeping fit for one's health should be motivation enough, shouldn't it? Take a look at your profile pic for example. Did / do you hit the gym in the vain bid to impress some girl? Or you do it solely for yourself based on your personal conviction?

When you strive to look your very best, you'll automatically have a lot of self-confidence from within, which will eventually show on the outside whether you're conscious about it or not.

Besides, if you guys expect the female folk to ALWAYS look good, shouldn't the females, at the very least, expect the exact same thing from you guys?

Hmm?

crackhaus:

Okay you got me



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Funny way this thread turned out - I hope you women won't go checking and rechecking your mirrors for self-affirmation when we start populating this thread with Omotola and Joselyn Dumas-type pics?
At least these ones are Nigerian/Ghanaian women, not the black American men y'all seem to love that have no interest whatsoever in Nigerian women.


*clears throat*

Pot-belly husbands, anyone married to one here?

Clear conscience fears no.......
I'm sure you know the person.

As for pot belly husband. Except he is sick. if not, na screw driver I go use burst the sh1t stomach.

I forgive women with pot belly, (i no no whether na pikin dey dia ), but men with pot belly? Mba!

Chillisauce:


SometimEs when I see people like cococandy engaging them in back and forth debate. I just laugh, carry my eyes go one side.
Who dey even read all these debates .
Repeating same sh1t on and off when I should be learning new recipe.
coco dey try sha.
Anyway is Sunday morning . No plan today. Just sleep.

No mind them I don advice cococandy she don change small, Efe need deliverance.

Efe lie jare, you will take their comments and break it paragraph by paragraph, how them go do? These men spend all their lives trying to subdue and conquer virtual women when you give them plenty assignment like that how wont they spend all day online scratching their nyash and hitting their keyboards furiously. God pass you, you wan shame the Internet conquerors after all this is the only place they can even talk to a woman in real life they run and hide or look at their feet when women are talking to them

EfemenaXY:

ROTFLMAO!!!
Aisha!
You keep saying this! Not true jare! I use plain simple English when communicating, and I absolutely abhor the text-speak shorthand thingy a lot of posters use. Lazy stuff. I mean, if one's gonna communicate, the least they can do is put some effort into making their write-up that little bit more er...comprehendable.
Re: not having a bath / shave / brushing up...wetin concern monkey with overload? I nor send...lol!!

aisha2:


No mind them I don advice cococandy she don change small, Efe need deliverance.

Efe lie jare, you will take their comments and break it paragraph by paragraph, how them go do? These men spend all their lives trying to subdue and conquer virtual women when you give them plenty assignment like that how wont they spend all day online scratching their nyash and hitting their keyboards furiously. God pass you, you wan shame the Internet conquerors after all this is the only place they can even talk to a woman in real life they run and hide or look at their feet when women are talking to them

LMAO!!

Okay. Maybe I do need a little bit of deliverance

Lol @ breaking up their comments paragraph for paragraph...only on weekends babe, only on weekends. Who get time?

The thing about me is this, as long as the conversation is kept civil, I don't mind engaging in a healthy debate. But the minute they get lewid, crass, or outright vulgar with me, (which usually happens when they're at the losing end) then I end it there pronto. Even if they try to engage me in another thread. Mba.

There's plenty of fish out there in the Nairaland sea...

EfemenaXY:


C'mon stop that. You didn't have to modify my post.

Anyway, you know I speak the truth. The desire to look the very best one can, which incidentally translates into keeping fit for one's health should be motivation enough, shouldn't it? Take a look at your profile pic for example. Did / do you hit the gym in the vain bid to impress some girl? Or you do it solely for yourself based on your personal conviction?

When you strive to look your very best, you'll automatically have a lot of self-confidence from within, which will eventually show on the outside whether you're conscious about it or not.

Besides, if you guys expect the female folk to ALWAYS look good, shouldn't the females, at the very least, expect the exact same thing from you guys?

Hmm?

sorry about that modification. I was rude, blame it on sunday blues :*

My point is you're asking us to much higher standards than we ask of you. That's why I'm telling you a little of what it takes to look like these guys. Whose day job is to live in the gym. All we ask is that you are average, be personable, have a flat tummy and an even skin tone. Tell me, can you bench 100 lbs, much less 400? But you want us to die in the gym (and have money too) before we are worthy of your attentions, o black widow?
Which brings us to that eternal conundrum, how can the sex that will offer nothing beyond being incubators, how can they ask soo much of us? And then some more. And now you threaten to take away even that one use you have of bearing my children, you want to cuckold me.
Mehn! That's galling


P.S.
I can bet that girl on the homepage is 10 times worse looking/smelly than the guys she talks about.
Such a misplaced sense of entitlement.

see dem mas2bating to six packs..shameless manizers.come see my pot belly.u wil forget dos useless modapacker.

crackhaus:


Pot-belly husbands, anyone married to one here?

Many. What do you think is responsible for all the bitterness on this thread?

oloyede252:
see dem mas2bating to six packs..shameless manizers.come see my pot belly.u wil forget dos useless modapacker.

LMAO!! See vexation.

@Boboyekini: I dey come. Your post requires a special reply.

carefreewannabe:
Ladies,

the show must go on, the party must NOT stop.

Ah..ah!

Sister fear God na. Today is Sunday. Lemme go scour the net for some befitting slow jams to match this awesome gif.

Morning darling.