https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1bVMW2XVNI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_UPA2eSn0E


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rus92ir574Y

EfemenaXY:


Ah..ah!

Sister fear God na. Today is Sunday. Lemme go scour the net for some befitting slow jams to match this awesome gif.

Morning darling.

I love my Heavenly Father and he loves me.

I thank for the divine creatures He has blessed us with.

Say thanks!

Dance!

Today, this one is MINE.



First!

Variety is the spice of life.

Or do you people eat the same meal every day?

EfemenaXY:


Ah..ah!

Sister fear God na. Today is Sunday. Lemme go scour the net for some befitting slow jams to match this awesome gif.

Morning darling.

Waiting!

Some NL dudes be like

IDEApro:


Love making is essentially for procreation. Men should only meet their wives during their fertility days and no more. Humans are not he-goats,insatiable animals that mate without seasons

This craze to cheat by our women is what is destroying humanity by spreading viruses that has defied medical solution.

actually, that is what distinctly separates human beings from most other animals - other animals only mate when the female is in heat.

i want to believe this is sarcasm anyways - people look for fertility days as days not to hit it - safe period etal

smh for all the frothing at the hips on this topic

turning nl to adult entertainment site

BoboYekini:
lol amen to that. But you should know looking like that needs hours upon hours, months upon months, years even, in the gym. Where's the motivation? Your e-validation?

not necessarily - some daily discipline and cutting down on fattening foods will do

[size=4pt]forget e-validation ; just as you check out hot chicks - you will see chicks checking you out. man - i miss those days in school - i was ripped and sometimes you would see chicks looking at me as if they wanted to eat me [/size]

carefreewannabe:
Some NL dudes be like

no gays here

Chillisauce:


Clear conscience fears no.......
I'm sure you know the person.

As for pot belly husband. Except he is sick. if not, na screw driver I go use burst the sh1t stomach.

I forgive women with pot belly, (i no no whether na pikin dey dia ), but men with pot belly? Mba!

You forgive women with belly fat, but you like 6-packs?
I see, but it's a crime against God and humanity for any woman not to have Omotola's or Joselyn Dumas' kind of hips and beauty combined

Err, it's not a bad thing to be wor wor...don't you see Obasanjo?
Very handsome man if you ask me...





*****
Chillisauce, your moniker gives me the impression you might be a MILF
Am I right or wrong?

BoboYekini:
sorry about that modification. I was rude, blame it on sunday blues :*

Nah, no worries, man. That's just you being you.

BoboYekini:
My point is you're asking us to much higher standards than we ask of you. That's why I'm telling you a little of what it takes to look like these guys.

Higher standards? I don't think so. And even if that were the case, don't we have the right to expect our men to be the very best they can for us, and also for themselves - healthwise? Besides, you make it sound as if those guys are aliens. They aren't. They're flesh and blood like you lot, only difference is - they love themselves and take very good care of their bodies.

Now what's that saying again? Something about one's body being one's temple. Biko, don't hate on us ladies if we choose to worship in those highly maintained, top-notch, eye-popping, God's blessing-on-earth heavenly temples. Who wouldn't?

Higher standards ko, impossible feat ni. If NL guys are gonna preach submission to us, then it's only fair we ask to see what we're submitting to. Or do you expect your sisters to lower their standards by submitting to pot-bellied, beer guzzling breaths, and grossly unkempt "temples"?

Abeg yarn another one, bros.

BoboYekini:
Whose day job is to live in the gym.

Buhwawawawa!! If that's what it's gonna take, then so be it. Like I pointed out earlier, you don't look too bad do you?

Let the end justify the means. Abi let the means justify the end.

BoboYekini:
All we ask is that you are:

1. average,
2. be personable,
3. have a flat tummy and
4. an even skin tone.

That's a tall order, don't you think? Taking into consideration that women's bodies go through a lot more especially when you throw in effect the rigors of birthing your kids has on their bodies. What similar physical exertions to the men's bodies go through, at all?

BoboYekini, stop looking for excuses and encouraging laziness. Tell your NL brothers to hit the gym. Pronto.

BoboYekini:
Tell me, can you bench 100 lbs, much less 400? But you want us to die in the gym (and have money too) before we are worthy of your attentions, o black widow?

If that's what it'll take, then why, yes of course.

Run marathons to shed those unsightly fatty blobs. Hit the gym and lift weights (resistance training) to build muscle. Do squats and aerobic exercises to tone up.

Shikena!

BoboYekini:
Which brings us to that eternal conundrum, how can the sex that will offer nothing beyond being incubators, how can they ask soo much of us? And then some more. And now you threaten to take away even that one use you have of bearing my children, you want to cuckold me.
Mehn! That's galling

Stop whinging. Girls ain't smiling anymore. If you wanna get them, work that body out. Times have changed. Standards have risen.

BoboYekini:
P.S.
I can bet that girl on the homepage is 10 times worse looking/smelly than the guys she talks about.
Such a misplaced sense of entitlement.

She's got standards. And she voiced her disdain at what came crawling out of NL to date her.

EfemenaXY:


LMAO!! See vexation.

@Boboyekini: I dey come. Your post requires a special reply.

oya cum o, I can only go for 15mins

EfemenaXY:


Nah, no worries, man. That's just you being you.



Higher standards? I don't think so. And even if that were the case, don't we have the right to expect our men to be the very best they can for us, and also for themselves - healthwise? Besides, you make it sound as if those guys are aliens. They aren't. They're flesh and blood like you lot, only difference is - they love themselves and take very good care of their bodies.

Now what's that saying again? Something about one's body being one's temple. Biko, don't hate on us ladies if we choose to worship in those highly maintained, top-notch, eye-popping, God's blessing-on-earth heavenly temples. Who wouldn't?

Higher standards ko, impossible feat ni. If NL guys are gonna preach submission to us, then it's only fair we ask to see what we're submitting to. Or do you expect your sisters to lower their standards by submitting to pot-bellied, beer guzzling breaths, and grossly unkempt "temples"?

Abeg yarn another one, bros.




Buhwawawawa!! If that's what it's gonna take, then so be it. Like I pointed out earlier, you don't look too bad do you?

Let the end justify the means. Abi let the means justify the end.



That's a tall order, don't you think? Taking into consideration that women's bodies go through a lot more especially when you throw in effect the rigors of birthing your kids has on their bodies. What similar physical exertions to the men's bodies go through, at all?

BoboYekini, stop looking for excuses and encouraging laziness. Tell your NL brothers to hit the gym. Pronto.






If that's what it'll take, then why, yes of course.

Run marathons to shed those unsightly fatty blobs. Hit the gym and lift weights (resistance training) to build muscle. Do squats and aerobic exercises to tone up.

Shikena!




Stop whinging. Girls ain't smiling anymore. If you wanna get them, work that body out. Times have changed. Standards have risen.




She's got standards. And she voiced her disdain at what came crawling out of NL to date her.

dayum that was quick. I'm cumming.

carefreewannabe:

Lol!

I'm unashamedly claiming this one. Jeez check out the smooth abs just dying to be caressed lightly. You've just gotta love a fit man ready to get down to it with the lights on.

carefreewannabe:

I love my Heavenly Father and he loves me.
I thank for the divine creatures He has blessed us with.
Say thanks!
Dance!

Carefree, I found just the one thing that might give some hope to our NL dudes...those that are allergic to exercises...

In the absence of that highly valued six-pack, they should at the very least be able to strut their stuff like this!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ643U7ccpM

BoboYekini:
oya cum o, I can only go for 15mins

BoboYekini:
dayum that was quick. I'm cumming.

Durrttyy mind!

Timbuktou:
Many. What do you think is responsible for all the bitterness on this thread?

Lol, indeed...

However, it's quite expedient that we let them daydream, fantasize, and desperately try to make us feel bad
It has no effect because I made peace with my wor-wor situation a long while ago, and it hasn't stopped me from achieving my dream of institutionalized polygamy.

EfemenaXY:




Lol!

I'm unashamedly claiming this one. Jeez check out the smooth abs just dying to be caressed lightly. You've just gotta love a fit man ready to get down to it with the lights on.

Carefree, I found just the one thing that might give some hope to our NL dudes...those that are allergic to exercises...

In the absence of that highly valued six-pack, they should at the very least be able to strut their stuff like this!

Whether they act like the guy in the video or the way they actually do, doesn't make a difference.

carefreewannabe:


Whether they act like the guy in the video or the way they actually do, doesn't make a difference.

How so?

Lol @efemenaXy, its good you agree that the terms of engagement are very unfair to the male of the species. So we good.
I've let myself go somewhat, but I shall resume gym runs pronto. I just pray I don't die under the squat rack trying to please y'all

BoboYekini:
Lol @efemenaXy, its good you agree that the terms of engagement are very unfair to the male of the species. So we good.
I've let myself go somewhat, but I shall resume gym runs pronto. I just pray I don't die under the squat rack trying to please y'all

Now that's the spirit!

Happy Sunday.

crackhaus:

Lol, indeed...

However, it's quite expedient that we let them daydream, fantasize, and desperately try to make us feel bad
It has no effect because I made peace with my wor-wor situation a long while ago, and it hasn't stopped me from achieving my dream of institutionalized polygamy.

Hehehe, it's all fun and games until someone decides to take it personal.

oyb:


actually, that is what distinctly separates human beings from most other animals - other animals only mate when the female is in heat.

i want to believe this is sarcasm anyways - people look for fertility days as days not to hit it - safe period etal

smh for all the frothing at the hips on this topic

turning nl to adult entertainment site




not necessarily - some daily discipline and cutting down on fattening foods will do

[size=4pt]forget e-validation ; just as you check out hot chicks - you will see chicks checking you out. man - i miss those days in school - i was ripped and sometimes you would see chicks looking at me as if they wanted to eat me [/size]

Boss, to look like these guys above you need workout like a beast o. Most of them are on steroids too, trust me.

BoboYekini:
Boss, to look like these guys above you need workout like a beast o. Most of them are on steroids too, trust me.

naaa

i used to be ripped back in the day - i too let myself go somewhat ; you can have definition without bulk ; which is better in the long run imho

its more of discipline

work out everyday, even if for 30minutes only.

EfemenaXY:

That's a tall order, don't you think? Taking into consideration that women's bodies go through a lot more especially when you throw in effect the rigors of birthing your kids has on their bodies. What similar physical exertions to the men's bodies go through, at all?

Stories that touch and tickle my pot-belly.

Is this one not a mother like the rest of you?
Even young women here with no kids or stress of marriage don't look half as good, so what's the excuse?

Sexy African Mamacita...should I show you more like her?

Timbuktou:

Hehehe, it's all fun and games until someone decides to take it personal.

Lmao... no one should

BoboYekini:
Boss, to look like these guys above you need workout like a beast o. Most of them are on steroids too, trust me.

How d'you know?

Speaking from experience?

oyb:

naaa
i used to be ripped back in the day - i too let myself go somewhat ; you can have definition without bulk ; which is better in the long run imho
its more of discipline
work out everyday, even if for 30minutes only.

I like your stance. But you can "reclaim" yourself, can't you?

It's never too late.

crackhaus:

Lmao... no one should

Indeed. Alas, reality states otherwise. How's the weekend going at your end?

EfemenaXY:


How d'you know?

Speaking from experience?



.

When you workout in the gym long enough, you know these things. Are you anti-steroids?

^^ That doesn't answer the question I asked.

How you take know? Personal experience?

oyb:


you can have definition without bulk ; which is better in the long run imho

This statement for anyone lifting and/or thinking of bulking up. I doubt anyone will have the dedication to maintain the bulk in the later years. I detest manboobs and too much bulk early could well lead to that. Look at Schwarzenegger, for example.

Ow

EfemenaXY:


How d'you know?

Speaking from experience?



I like your stance. But you can "reclaim" yourself, can't you?

It's never too late.

we dey on it

oyb:


naaa

i used to be ripped back in the day - i too let myself go somewhat ; you can have definition without bulk ; which is better in the long run imho

its more of discipline

work out everyday, even if for 30minutes only.

Boboyekini is right. I wouldn't say most, but a solid number of them are on roids. Even the non-athletes. Getting cut and maintaning naturally is the hardest thing in body building.
And recently, more and more guys are starting to obsess more about body image (everyone wants to look like Arnold). Roids is always the easy way out.