Hello guys. I would like to use the pidgin english to narrate this short story.
My babe get this habit wey i teach am, she come bad pass me for the game, i no de shame to mess where she de, at 1st she de shame for me when i do am but with time she come de do am pass me, e de pain me cos her own de nearly make my memory loss.
on this fateful day, i go pick am for her house so we go go chill out, na siena bus i get, but b4 i reach her side i decide go carry 2 of my friends, dem sitdown for back seat. when i reach my babe side, one number call me and na important call, i no get credit for fon, d last credit na him i use call ma babe make she come meet me for car outside, as she just de komot from her house, i say baby pls wait for me in the car let me recharge. she use her angelic voice say ok. i waka. this babe no know say guys de d back of the car, as she just open door sitdown, mess escape from her bumbum, loud one, my friends wey wan greet her just keep quiet cos dem shock, dem tink say na mistake but she release anoda heavy one, she her sef talk say nawa o. the tin smell my friends but maturity full their head, dem endure am, afterall what are friends for? i mo tey for where i go, as i open driver door,i say baby, meet my friends Steve and Lesley, she turn slowly with shame for face, my friends de smile de give am handshake sef, she collect am, i notice say her face no look bright at all, as i de drive, all of dem quiet for car, i ask, guys whats wrong now? nobody reply me. na later she come gist me, my friends sef tell me. i no fit hold ma laugh. e been no funny to her,she avoid outing with me and them tilkl de go back abuja. na ma colleaques for work but na abj dem de, me de lag. Girls abeg make una no de follow us do bad habit. thank you.

funny.

nwanyi !
lol

make ya girlfriend noh come read m oh...
she ko cry