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The Best Advice: Pretend She Is Your... by marenx: 9:24am On Jan 31, 2015
PRETEND SHE IS YOUR SISTER
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Less is more. The best thing could be a thing you don’t care about.

Use common sense.

This also helps those that like to keep their marriage safe and vibrant.

Piloting a girl has no big risk, especially if you’re careful not to put your heart in a furnace. Assuming you’re paid to play a role of an active hero in a cutting-age romance series….

Show you need her to succeed in life. Call her what you feel is interesting. The great female engineer. An outstanding theater nurse. A big business woman. A pilot. A ship captain. etc.

Turn it a question:
-How would it look like if you become a prolific writer?
-Would it help you a lot to be a medico (medical doctor)?
-Can you just become a negotiator since women can bargain more better?
-Or what of jumping in to politics?
These may spark a highly educative discussion, putting you in an authentic elite class.

There is a high benefit here. A sense of belonging comes to live.

Play with her.Touch her and pretend it is not you. Push her and run. Hold her hand as if trying to push her down. Challenge her to run to see who can run faster.

Avoid saying: ‘You’re fat.’ ‘You’re slim.’ ‘You’re heavy.’ ‘You eat too much.’ ‘You resemble someone.’ ‘You’re beautiful.’ or ‘You look great in this wear.'

Tell her cock and bull stories.There are those to make you feel you’re cowed. Is it possible for a hen to kill an elephant or a bull?

You can tell her some weird but true stories like how to get electric power through Irish potatoes or through electric fish; how a leopard chases a soldier that holds a loaded rifle or how someone walks on a tiny cable to cross a bridge.

Show what you have is hers. In your room where all things are yours pretend they are hers. Tell her ‘Keep that spoon in your dish basket.’ ‘sit on your bed.’ ‘Put on your fan, it’s hot.’ ‘Fetch your food.’ etc.

This is the best way to make her laugh.

Sometimes it is like you put your stamp in her heart.

You may like to read the original from the source here https://marenjohnmafuyai./2015/01/30/the-best-advice-pretend-as-if-she-is-your-sister/

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Re: The Best Advice: Pretend She Is Your... by emitheo(m): 1:56pm On Jan 31, 2015
making sense

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