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Calculate Your Age By Chocolate Math by BrownEyes4(f): 11:22am On Aug 22, 2006
This is wicked!!



> > Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a
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> > the Hershey Man will know!
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> > DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
> > It takes less than a minute .
> > Work this out as you read ,
> > Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
> > This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
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> > 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week
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> > YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
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> > THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK.
Re: Calculate Your Age By Chocolate Math by iice(f): 12:18pm On Aug 22, 2006
Wicked!!! grin grin Yeah, the Hershey man knows it grin
Re: Calculate Your Age By Chocolate Math by hotangel2(f): 6:11am On Aug 23, 2006
The hershey's man think he slick! tongue
Re: Calculate Your Age By Chocolate Math by furlee(m): 2:46pm On Aug 23, 2006
This is really true. How come? THE WISE MAN grin grin grin
Re: Calculate Your Age By Chocolate Math by Olumide7(m): 5:30pm On Aug 23, 2006
Common Mathematics, I could come up with a formula like that
Re: Calculate Your Age By Chocolate Math by Oracle(m): 4:15am On Aug 24, 2006
Oh my God, i can't believe it but it worked
Re: Calculate Your Age By Chocolate Math by Mystique(f): 8:14am On Aug 30, 2006
Hmmmnnn, Datz Weird undecided
Re: Calculate Your Age By Chocolate Math by wormedup(m): 9:20am On Sep 06, 2006
nice one
Re: Calculate Your Age By Chocolate Math by SamMilla1(m): 2:15pm On Sep 06, 2006
thats a cool one.amazing but dont take thge credit alone.who else is involved
Re: Calculate Your Age By Chocolate Math by Ndipe(m): 1:46am On Dec 20, 2006
Worked. Amazing.
Re: Calculate Your Age By Chocolate Math by snthesis(m): 1:22pm On Feb 01, 2010
hershey man got it wrong- didnt work 4 me i chose 7 and am older dan 24
Re: Calculate Your Age By Chocolate Math by Ben13: 2:21pm On Feb 01, 2010
^^It only can work in 2006. . . !
Re: Calculate Your Age By Chocolate Math by Kunbee: 11:31pm On Feb 01, 2010
That was not my correct age so its a fraud cool
Re: Calculate Your Age By Chocolate Math by freshmoney(m): 6:29am On Feb 03, 2010
THE HERSHEY MAN GOT MY AGE CORRECT; I ONLY LIKE EATING CHOCOLATE ONCE A WEEK AND THE CALCULATION JUST GOT IT RIGHT, MMM,WHAT A WISE MAN
Re: Calculate Your Age By Chocolate Math by donsponky(m): 10:53am On Feb 03, 2010
woh shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Calculate Your Age By Chocolate Math by DAVE5(m): 12:41pm On Feb 03, 2010
@poster you r so damn wrong my age big pass the one wey i get.you made me stress myself and my calc.waste
Re: Calculate Your Age By Chocolate Math by DAVE5(m): 12:51pm On Feb 03, 2010
@poster you r so damn wrong my age big pass the one wey i get.you made me stress myself and my calc.waste
Re: Calculate Your Age By Chocolate Math by Abbeycity4(f): 1:01pm On Feb 03, 2010
lol sorry o! grin
Re: Calculate Your Age By Chocolate Math by AkeemN(m): 7:49pm On Feb 03, 2010
D 4 digit of d year u were born is d trick of dis maths
Re: Calculate Your Age By Chocolate Math by Kunbee: 12:09am On Feb 06, 2010
Ok undecided undecided undecided

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