Mom came to visit her son Okonkwo for dinner. He lives with a female roommate Ada. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Okonkwo's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Okonkwo and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Okonkwo volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Ada and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Ada came to Okonkwo saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the small bag of Garri. You don't suppose she took it, do you?” “Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure" said, Okonkwo. So he sat down and wrote:
Dear
Mother,
I'm not saying that you did take the bag of Garri from my house, and I'm not saying that you did not take it either. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Do you know what became of the Garri?
Love,
Okonkwo.
Several days later, Okonkwo received an email from his Mother, which read:
My dear
Son,
I'm not saying that you do sleep with Ada, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she had been sleeping on her OWN bed, she would have
found the bag of Garri under her pillow by now. Do you know
where she has been sleeping?
Love,
Mum.
Moral of the
Story... Don’t tell lie to an elderly woman...especially if she is...African!!!

no be write the story oh, true i no know the source, but common sense and tact is worth sharing!

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Nice one.But how can a bag of garri be under someones pillow,the last time i saw this,it was a ceramic plate.

Ugom87:
Nice one.But how can a bag of garri be under someones pillow,the last time i saw this,it was a ceramic plate.

The dude copied, edited and pasted the writeup to try and pretend to be smart

Zedric:


The dude copied, edited and pasted the writeup to try and pretend to be smart

"smarter" dude read the last line of the post where I said no me write am!

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