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President Goodluck Jonathan Orders The Arrest Of Gov. Fayose And Obanikoro by Sirfizz: 8:42pm On Feb 06, 2015
The incumbent President, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan has ordered the immediate and urgent arrest of Governor Ayo Fayose and Senator Musiliu Obanikoro.

He said this in an emergency meeting he had with his aides after an Audio file was released online containing voices that alledgely belong to these two politicians and some other people.

The President has given the Inspector general of Police the express go ahead to mobilize his men, find them and arrest them immediately.

The President has also ordered that all military and non-military (civilian) officers be on the look-out and work hand-in-hand with the IG of Police to arrest Fayose and Obanikoro as soon as possible.

GET THE NEWS CLOSER TO YOU …. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR BBM Channel “FNN” today! C004A8561 http://pin.bbm.com/C004A8561 FOR HILARIOUS NEWS UPDATE
Goodluck has also warned that he will not approach his room let alone sleep till these people are confirmed to be behind bars and also warned that he wasn’t involved in the plan to rig ekiti election.

FNN has tried effortlessly to confirm from the President as to why only these two people have to be arrested, confirm why they were being arrested and to find out if they stand a chance to be jailed since he – Goodluck Jonathan – has vowed to jail anyone found to be corrupt irrespective of their political stand/positions.

Our reporters are hanging around the Government to hear/see firsthand anything that comes up as we are committed to bring you the NEWS before the NEWS.

#SatireSeason #ShareAjoke

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Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Orders The Arrest Of Gov. Fayose And Obanikoro by kodded(m): 8:44pm On Feb 06, 2015
angry link or.............(You know the rest ) angry

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Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Orders The Arrest Of Gov. Fayose And Obanikoro by olu77(m): 8:45pm On Feb 06, 2015
Very impossible. The most impossible story of the decade

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Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Orders The Arrest Of Gov. Fayose And Obanikoro by elantraceey(f): 8:46pm On Feb 06, 2015
Nothing is impossible sha but where's your source? undecided
Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Orders The Arrest Of Gov. Fayose And Obanikoro by Nobody: 8:48pm On Feb 06, 2015
this should be on the joke section

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Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Orders The Arrest Of Gov. Fayose And Obanikoro by dkronicle(m): 8:49pm On Feb 06, 2015
Since its FNN*fake Naija News* i believe it.

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Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Orders The Arrest Of Gov. Fayose And Obanikoro by temitemi1(m): 8:49pm On Feb 06, 2015
ThAnks to nairaland because it is only nairaland that gives room for mad people like u grin grin
Sirfizz:
The incumbent President, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan has ordered the immediate and urgent arrest of Governor Ayo Fayose and Senator Musiliu Obanikoro.

He said this in an emergency meeting he had with his aides after an Audio file was released online containing voices that alledgely belong to these two politicians and some other people.

The President has given the Inspector general of Police the express go ahead to mobilize his men, find them and arrest them immediately.

The President has also ordered that all military and non-military (civilian) officers be on the look-out and work hand-in-hand with the IG of Police to arrest Fayose and Obanikoro as soon as possible.

GET THE NEWS CLOSER TO YOU …. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR BBM Channel “FNN” today! C004A8561 http://pin.bbm.com/C004A8561 FOR HILARIOUS NEWS UPDATE
Goodluck has also warned that he will not approach his room let alone sleep till these people are confirmed to be behind bars and also warned that he wasn’t involved in the plan to rig ekiti election.

FNN has tried effortlessly to confirm from the President as to why only these two people have to be arrested, confirm why they were being arrested and to find out if they stand a chance to be jailed since he – Goodluck Jonathan – has vowed to jail anyone found to be corrupt irrespective of their political stand/positions.

Our reporters are hanging around the Government to hear/see firsthand anything that comes up as we are committed to bring you the NEWS before the NEWS.

#SatireSeason #ShareAjoke

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Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Orders The Arrest Of Gov. Fayose And Obanikoro by femicyrus(m): 8:51pm On Feb 06, 2015
FNN fake news nigeria.

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Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Orders The Arrest Of Gov. Fayose And Obanikoro by gists: 8:55pm On Feb 06, 2015
Sirfizz:
The incumbent President, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan has ordered the immediate and urgent arrest of Governor Ayo Fayose and Senator Musiliu Obanikoro.

He said this in an emergency meeting he had with his aides after an Audio file was released online containing voices that alledgely belong to these two politicians and some other people.

The President has given the Inspector general of Police the express go ahead to mobilize his men, find them and arrest them immediately.

The President has also ordered that all military and non-military (civilian) officers be on the look-out and work hand-in-hand with the IG of Police to arrest Fayose and Obanikoro as soon as possible.

GET THE NEWS CLOSER TO YOU …. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR BBM Channel “FNN” today! C004A8561 http://pin.bbm.com/C004A8561 FOR HILARIOUS NEWS UPDATE
Goodluck has also warned that he will not approach his room let alone sleep till these people are confirmed to be behind bars and also warned that he wasn’t involved in the plan to rig ekiti election.

FNN has tried effortlessly to confirm from the President as to why only these two people have to be arrested, confirm why they were being arrested and to find out if they stand a chance to be jailed since he – Goodluck Jonathan – has vowed to jail anyone found to be corrupt irrespective of their political stand/positions.

Our reporters are hanging around the Government to hear/see firsthand anything that comes up as we are committed to bring you the NEWS before the NEWS.

#SatireSeason [size=15pt]#ShareAjoke[/size]

Try harder. Not funny. We all know GEJ is corruption personified. He cannot possibly order the arrest of the men he sent on assignment. Remember in the tape Obanikoro said something like "I am not here on a tea party. I am here on a special assignment from the president"

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Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Orders The Arrest Of Gov. Fayose And Obanikoro by saaedlee: 8:56pm On Feb 06, 2015
grin FNN, una try!
Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Orders The Arrest Of Gov. Fayose And Obanikoro by bewla(m): 8:57pm On Feb 06, 2015
U try
Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Orders The Arrest Of Gov. Fayose And Obanikoro by menix(m): 8:58pm On Feb 06, 2015
Story for d gods of APC...............
Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Orders The Arrest Of Gov. Fayose And Obanikoro by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:01pm On Feb 06, 2015
Ur making GEJ look more clueless. Stop adding more salt to his injuries..

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Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Orders The Arrest Of Gov. Fayose And Obanikoro by schrondinger: 9:06pm On Feb 06, 2015
Even if the election is truly rigged Jonathan cannot dare to do that when unconscious talkless of few weeks to election
Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Orders The Arrest Of Gov. Fayose And Obanikoro by Gbawe: 9:06pm On Feb 06, 2015
This is the joke of the century. GEJ will do what the article states when Pigs fly.
Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Orders The Arrest Of Gov. Fayose And Obanikoro by NeilOssai(m): 9:13pm On Feb 06, 2015
elantraceey:
Nothing is impossible sha but where's your source? undecided
yes oooo,,, but this is IMPOSSICANT..
Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Orders The Arrest Of Gov. Fayose And Obanikoro by macklef(m): 9:14pm On Feb 06, 2015
menix:
Story for d gods of APC...............
Wen will u have sense? U dont even read at all. Thats FNN oga not any propaganda.
Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Orders The Arrest Of Gov. Fayose And Obanikoro by jamex93(m): 9:25pm On Feb 06, 2015
scam don dey enter NL
Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Orders The Arrest Of Gov. Fayose And Obanikoro by parkhurst: 9:26pm On Feb 06, 2015
What else do you expect? NL. is blocking so much info these days from people! Check my signature for the truth, take action!
Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Orders The Arrest Of Gov. Fayose And Obanikoro by Samunique(m): 9:34pm On Feb 06, 2015
This OP no sabi lie o!!!!

Arrest an incumbent governor?
Where is the immunity?
Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Orders The Arrest Of Gov. Fayose And Obanikoro by UnimkeAk(m): 9:44pm On Feb 06, 2015
elantraceey:
Nothing is impossible sha but where's your source? undecided

FNN
Fake Naija News
Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Orders The Arrest Of Gov. Fayose And Obanikoro by Tobilastik(m): 10:11pm On Feb 06, 2015
na lie
Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Orders The Arrest Of Gov. Fayose And Obanikoro by Nobody: 10:16pm On Feb 06, 2015
I go wound u ehn, u go think say na lion bite u
Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Orders The Arrest Of Gov. Fayose And Obanikoro by Cruzeiro(m): 10:19pm On Feb 06, 2015
Samunique:
This OP no sabi lie o!!!!

Arrest an incumbent governor?
Where is the immunity?
u try.. Bt an xcptn to dt rule is if de offence pertains to hs electn.. Den he cn be tried in court. Nice perception u gt der
Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Orders The Arrest Of Gov. Fayose And Obanikoro by Nobody: 10:21pm On Feb 06, 2015
@op. Why you waste my mb? Oya go down.
Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Orders The Arrest Of Gov. Fayose And Obanikoro by Sanchez01: 10:47pm On Feb 06, 2015
Everyone know that GEJ is spinless na. There's no way he would do such.
Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Orders The Arrest Of Gov. Fayose And Obanikoro by reborn1: 11:01pm On Feb 06, 2015
temitemi1:
ThAnks to nairaland because it is only nairaland that gives room for mad people like u grin grin

A mentally deranged person like you calling others mad. Wonderful
Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Orders The Arrest Of Gov. Fayose And Obanikoro by olawumia(m): 11:08pm On Feb 06, 2015
Op, u mumu like Fani Kay. how can u arrest a governor with constitutional immunity. u get A1 for GSt mumu.
Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Orders The Arrest Of Gov. Fayose And Obanikoro by Soloter(m): 11:26pm On Feb 06, 2015
The GEJ we know that once had no shoes can't do this except he is reconceived and brought back in another generation.
Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Orders The Arrest Of Gov. Fayose And Obanikoro by angelTI(f): 12:03am On Feb 07, 2015
I am laughing in Swahili
Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Orders The Arrest Of Gov. Fayose And Obanikoro by Genea(f): 12:52am On Feb 07, 2015
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