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Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by ademega(m): 4:28pm On May 02, 2015
Good one
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by Enoquin(f): 4:28pm On May 02, 2015
Beautiful! The first one did it for me cheesy
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by chigoizie7(m): 4:30pm On May 02, 2015
As for me? NO1 is d bomb

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Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by eluquenson(m): 4:31pm On May 02, 2015
Nice jokes
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by bqlekan(m): 4:35pm On May 02, 2015
The last one cracked me up grin laughing so hard that i fell off the closet
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by scampy(m): 4:37pm On May 02, 2015
vheMa:
Friendplantain I don't get your 1st joke pls,I really wish 2 understand it. Y he gv am $5? grin
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by Lero15(m): 4:38pm On May 02, 2015
Finally, it made frontpage!!! cheesy
Welldone, Friedplantain
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by scampy(m): 4:38pm On May 02, 2015
vheMa:
Friendplantain I don't get your 1st joke pls,I really wish 2 understand it. Y he gv am $5? grin

because, himsef no sabi d ansa.

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Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by khorlynz(m): 4:40pm On May 02, 2015
FriedPlantain:
I still have more of them in my arsenal, do you still want me to unleash more?
Go on Bro...
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by Nobody: 4:41pm On May 02, 2015
scampy:

because, himsef no sabi d ansa.
OMG grin 9ja chai grin

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Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by cyprus000: 4:45pm On May 02, 2015
vheMa:
Friendplantain I don't get your 1st joke pls,I really wish 2 understand it. Y he gv am $5? grin
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Cos it doesn't make sense.

The naija guy asked a question which doesn't have an anwers so he could get $400.[/size]

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Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by Joeadamxx(m): 4:52pm On May 02, 2015
A Nigerian father and his son were travelling in a boat across the mediterranean for a better life in Europe with other nationalities. Arabs and other Africans.
The captain noticed that the boat was leaking and taking in water and all could die except he lighten up the boat by jettisoning his passengers.
So, in his desire to be fair, he said we will jump into the water alphabetically. So, if what I said applies to you, please jump so that we will not all die!
1. Africans - Other Africans promptly jumped. The son was about to jump when the Nigerian father held him.
2. Blacks - Non-African blacks jumped and again, the Nigerian son wanted to jump but his father again held him.
3. Coloured - The Captain looked at the Nigerian and said "If you're not African or Black at least you're coloured, is it until I get to Nigeria before you'll jump?"
The Nigerian father said no. I and my son won't jump until you get to Zombie, because today, that's what we are!!!

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Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by Nobody: 4:54pm On May 02, 2015
cyprus000:
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Cos it doesn't make sense.

The naija guy asked a question which doesn't have an anwers so he could get $400.[/size]


lolgrin ah shocked

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Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by fecosequence(m): 4:57pm On May 02, 2015
dahreyM:


number 12 is on point. even if d he is nt interested in playing, we will start to beg him until he concurs.
am guilty of dat 1 bro..to d extent i 4got my bks tryin to mk d ball enta my bag
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by brownlord: 5:00pm On May 02, 2015
vheMa:
Friendplantain I don't get your 1st joke pls,I really wish 2 understand it. Y he gv am $5? grin

No answer to the question, so he gave 5$ to him as agreed

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Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by cyprus000: 5:01pm On May 02, 2015
vheMa:
lolgrin ah shocked
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Naija no dey carry last.grin

Its lyk I know you from somwer..ain't you the one with the moniker "MALEGIRL"? [/size]
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by brownlord: 5:02pm On May 02, 2015
cyprus000:
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Cos it doesn't make sense.

The naija guy asked a question which doesn't have an anwers so he could get $400.[/size]



How did you get $400 from that post, or this another joke?

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Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by rexoluj(m): 5:05pm On May 02, 2015
cyprus000:
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Cos it doesn't make sense.

The naija guy asked a question which doesn't have an anwers so he could get $400.[/size]



$490 actually

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Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by cyprus000: 5:06pm On May 02, 2015
brownlord:


How did you get $400 from that post, or this another joke?
my bad bro
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by Ilekeh(f): 5:07pm On May 02, 2015
cyprus000:
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The naija gave him $5 initially,and lata gave him anoda $5 after he collected $500 from the white guy.
So technically,the naija guy made $400 has profit.[/size]

Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by cyprus000: 5:08pm On May 02, 2015
Ilekeh:

my badgrin
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by cyprus000: 5:08pm On May 02, 2015
rexoluj:

$490 actually
no mind megrin
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by Yampotatocarrot(m): 5:22pm On May 02, 2015
Fried plantain abi wetin b your name..... if I catch u eh....... c as I dey smile n laugh for bus
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by ifihearam: 5:29pm On May 02, 2015
Hmm
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by Okworigeorge(m): 5:32pm On May 02, 2015
vheMa:
Friendplantain I don't get your 1st joke pls,I really wish 2 understand it. Y he gv am $5? grin
he gave d white man $5 as change cos he doesn't know d answer himself....no answer for d question

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Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by Sarhyd(m): 5:35pm On May 02, 2015
brownlord:


How did you get $400 from that post, or this another joke?

Lol, it's miscalculation
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by Sarhyd(m): 5:38pm On May 02, 2015
If I read number 1, 100000000000 times, I will still laugh.. That's just the funniest to me.. . God!!!!

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Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by Ahmad4452(m): 5:42pm On May 02, 2015
Friendplantian if my teacher collect my fone u are trouble
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by Ahmad4452(m): 5:42pm On May 02, 2015
Friendplantian if my teacher collect my fone u are trouble.i dey laff as if her cloth tear 4 yash
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by PAGAN9JA(m): 5:48pm On May 02, 2015
Nice jokes oP. Thank You.
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by enzony(m): 5:56pm On May 02, 2015
FriedPlantain:
[b] Mumuni walks into a bar and orders a double, obviously upset.
"What's the matter, buddy ?" asks the bartender.
"It's a long story. I met this beautiful woman who invited me back home. We tripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and were just about to make love when her goddamned husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the edge by my fingernails without any clothes on!''
''Gee, that's tough!'' commiserated the bartender. ''Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated.When her husband came into the room, he wanted to have sex with her -- but he had to piss first. And the lazy son of a b*tch pissed out the window right onto my head! "
''Yeech! No wonder you're in a lousy mood."
''Yeah, but I haven't told you what really really made me mad. Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished the husband tossed his condom out the window. And where does it land? On my goddamn forehead!''
''Damn, that really is a drag!''
''Oh, I'm not finished!See, what really pissed me off was when the husband had to take a dump. Turns out that their toilet was broken, so he stuck his a55 out of the window and let loose right on myhead!''
''That would sure mess up my day."
''Yeah, yeah, yeah, but do you know what REALLY REALLY REALLY pissed me off ?
When I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!''


FriedPlantain [/b]

Lolzzzzzz.
Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by tobyemmanuel(m): 5:57pm On May 02, 2015
vheMa:
Friendplantain I don't get your 1st joke pls,I really wish 2 understand it. Y he gv am $5? grin
He did not know the answer too. LOL

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