I had a mathematics Teacher...Oh boy! This Teacher, she's very Tough..
She do abuse us with a slang "You're Sick In the Head"..So We started calling her "Mrs, You're sick in the head"...
Share yours!..

'Fight Lion'
His tribal marks were terrible.

lool...mine was mr yanch,the man likes females ehn and prefers to flog dem on dia ass

We had dis english teacher who always made us rewrite essays, letters etc. Eventually, we nicknamed him 'rewrite' & he knws it.

Akufada

The man head na desert

had this teacher called crayfish cos he had those eyes wey dey look oshodi but na ojuelegba him face,and anoda called bastinado.....mehn nobody chop bastinado cane remain d same

Labour master/teacher.......STONE COLD.

Agric teacher........... CAJANUS CAJAN.

Literature....... Mr. Jonser.

Physics teacher...... Epsilon.

English......Lady KOI KOI...

Principal :sexy boy

Agric teacher Baba ajasco - he has bald head
Sport teacher - baba scratch card - he is found of scratching his thing like he has std
Mr slap - this man slaps you for no reason
Account - baba 90 - as slim as fela
Yoruba teacher - abokii - an Hausa man teaching Yoruba , u can imagine an Hausa man with his accent teaching Yoruba - 98% of the sch got F9

Mr buffon

Mrs Oloju obi (big eyes)

My economics teacher .. we called him spit but in Hausa cause each time he spoke he showered the students close by him

Olayokun **** our government teacher
MTN (everywhere you go) *** our English teacher (you find him monitoring almost every movements and acts of the students)
JBT (jenbe) **** commerce teacher....Though, i wasn't part of those referring to him as that.. The man was just very gentle.

1. Kini O?
This woman no know maths wella. She go just come class dey copy & paste both questions and solutions on the board.

2. Old School.

This man's hair and dress sense naa like my great grand father type.

3. Pastor!
This naa the man wey sabi preach every wednesday...he can flog better than the maths subject he teaches.

Lemme know who can relate with any of them

Had this Smallish English teacher, Cos of her stature she Walks fast n gently at d same time n can easily catch cheating. So we cald her PIGEON

Also had ds Ugly female Lecturer (probably doesnt knw she is). she loves Thorndike theory. So we cald her THORNDIKE

Account. teacher
Mr chewing the Cud
chewing his mouth every now and then

in my life ave promised myself never to be a teacher..

" Mr Slap "
This guy fingers are fuc.king long...
One slap can calibrate your thinking and reset your brain date and time settings

Intro Tech. master --------- Motion

Onyekuta

The man was damn SHORT

Mathematics teacher -Askalamanga. Whatever that means.

chemistry teacher,

Nick: mirror of the world
ull neva find one strand of hair on his bald head

physic teacher Mr goshi
but we Nicknamed him Gunshot!

choi i always grin aloud anytime i remember our rudeness back then...

Hahhahahah

#TBT
×…My Mathematics teacher when I was in secondary school was nicknamed "St Iko" and "Eze Gworo"..(Iko means Cup,Eze means teeth and gworo is a type of kola).....Chai this man can drink for Africa,He's alcohol himself ....His best friend is Kola nut and that helped his teeth to have this brownish dirty colour

×…History teacher = Adagogo

×…Our Economics teacher is Mr.Sabbinus! Always claiming that he knows it all,never accepts mistakes Even when he made a wrong spelling on d board,he must have an excuse Very annoying

Then we now have "Ikpenkwu" (Bonga Fish) That one over Slim

In Uni days, we nicknamed one of our Lectures "Co•i*tus Interruptus" The man no de censor anything,just call them the way they are

Lol

Geography- Paa Joe

Fine Art- Fadooo ...

Economics... Master!!

Yoruba- Papa yeee

CDSS Oshodi

Chalaza- agric teacher
Gabby short-Econs
Belle- inter.sc

Oxygen consumer: For his huge nose.

Escape from tiger claws: for his tribal marks.

booked

"touch your toes"
that's to say get ready to be flogged!

Students can be funny I swear

Suck-Suck