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| Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 7:40am On Feb 12, 2015 |
Roum:Iyayoooo!!see Kalabari guy oh! |
| Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by chillex8(m): 7:42am On Feb 12, 2015 |
touchplay: Do people repeat under-wears  |
| Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by lexbram: 7:43am On Feb 12, 2015 |
pellagra |
| Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 7:44am On Feb 12, 2015 |
noblealuu:The noble Chemist  ... are you in ph? I have a problem, I need help oh! I don massage my leg tire with loco balm. the lower back/waist aches me like mad, down to my right leg that is shocking me when I stay in a cold environment. when I jog, it's as if my right hips will burst,Its difficult to stand on my right leg for long. please suggest, thanks. |
| Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by madenigga2dcore(m): 7:48am On Feb 12, 2015 |
the way gals are rushing dis post ehnnn . dem sabi medication like dis? |
| Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 7:49am On Feb 12, 2015 |
InvertedHammer:lol! you wan kill person?  |
| Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Tifanee(f): 7:49am On Feb 12, 2015 |
BaebieHot: Someone would like to make you a star... add me on whatsup  |
| Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 7:51am On Feb 12, 2015 |
DonaldGenes:awww daddy... you are a naughty naughty boy #whipslash . #DonaldGenes screams/moans... |
| Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 7:56am On Feb 12, 2015 |
Tifanee: Awww! For real? |
| Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by 19naia(m): 7:57am On Feb 12, 2015 |
So this story is spreading like rumor all over town here after the boys and I had good laugh about what is posting on NL here.. Then one Oga who had passed through and stayed in many states and towns and countries, and seen many things while working in social services outreach.. He used to help in all kinds of community outreach for health and even religious and other NGO services for the disadvantaged people of the world.. Well, he said he met a man one time on one of his trips, the man had mentioned a similar problem after being involved with unscrupulous women of various locales...He said the man went back to the woman he suspected of it ,but she had no such itch or spots on her body, but she called him in saying she had traditional herbal and incantation remedies to try and help.. They found themselves in bed together again, but this time they were sitting face to face and his vegetable was in her hand in its elastic state.. She stretched his elastic to the limit like it wanted to rip off and would not stop when he begged and cried.. She rubbed with some wet leaves he believes she chewed with saliva to make it so wet, then she sprinkle powder she called special medicine , but he suspected na lie because e be like amala powder... Anyway the elastic pulling was too much and then she started to like it as if it gave her sense of power over him.. The only reason he went along with her was because he was ashamed to go see doctor and answer question for why he has been promiscuos like a goat or dog.. He begged her to stop pulling, he never saw his elstic stretch so far before until that day with her, and her teeth big with grin like childs play with his most delicate of delicates... He begged to stop and then she said if he did not allow her to do it her way, the proper way, she will have to cut it off becase the thing will get infected worse and necrotize until the infection enters his blood stream and infects his whole body to death. So thats why she justified to cut it off, to prevent the septic overload through out his body to cause death.. This man screamed like a crazed baboon after she said that ,and he beat her until she released his elastic, and he ran commot without his trousers and shame... He grabbed some cloth from a house fence to wrap on himself until reach home.. He was never concerend to mention his problem to anybody again, because it was worthy enough to have a malfunctioning or deformed member than to have one cut off and removed.. The Oga never said if the man had remission of the thing, but he said the man found contentement with it at the time because he had seen worse things than his small itch and spots... 1 Like |
| Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Curvinus(m): 7:58am On Feb 12, 2015 |
If its clustered transluscent or redish blisters on you inner thighs and drumstick, then it could be a type of Genital wart. Leave it a while and it'll go or see a doc. |
| Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 8:11am On Feb 12, 2015 |
pictures or IDBLVIT. just anoda gossip by gossipboy |
| Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by merits(m): 8:14am On Feb 12, 2015 |
funmilayoB:abeg tell them ooo,not all muslims are terrorist,let them know. |
| Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by creepsyme(f): 8:17am On Feb 12, 2015 |
even one cannot pooo he will bring it to nairaland, na wao! you no knw road to go hospital? dey there. 1 Like |
| Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by franksam2009: 8:17am On Feb 12, 2015 |
shadowgwalker:, she's not pretty, it's just make up |
| Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 8:18am On Feb 12, 2015 |
iiichidodo: wataguan yah babylonian |
| Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by mabeni(m): 8:26am On Feb 12, 2015 |
Dats wat u get when u buy and wears cheap okirika boxers (Under wears: |
| Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by unite4real: 8:30am On Feb 12, 2015 |
Gossipboyy: its Siphilis. dont hesitate to treat it early. Go to the nearest hospital and carry out your test first but trust me, it's siphilis. |
| Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by RomanceLander(f): 8:32am On Feb 12, 2015 |
I've never seen a burning bush without flames... Na only Moses see am. I wan see am too abegi |
| Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Amhappy(f): 8:33am On Feb 12, 2015 |
Nairalanders i hail ooo. Sorry op,visit a doctor immediately. Dont play with your generation. |
| Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by solidgidlas(m): 8:33am On Feb 12, 2015 |
| Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by missamanda(f): 8:37am On Feb 12, 2015 |
shadowgwalker: shadowgwalker:u don enter one chance... Bros, are u this desperate? |
| Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by femzi007(m): 8:37am On Feb 12, 2015 |
jst apply salt nd grinded cameroun pepper ...morning and evening(b4 sleeping)..for 2 weeks..if symptoms persist..apply hot gin and agbalumo water..u'll get better..rest assured |
| Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by KingTom(m): 8:42am On Feb 12, 2015 |
barcanista:It's obvious he has a STI |
| Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by killercute16(m): 8:44am On Feb 12, 2015 |
shadowgwalker:Wooing of the first order.....broda i hail thee |
| Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by iiichidodo: 8:57am On Feb 12, 2015 |
PerfectlyPerfect:Jah rastafarai,yu tak tan a pikny...we don respek dat yahso ina de nairaland. |
| Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Funkychic(f): 9:01am On Feb 12, 2015 |
Hehehehe.....nawa for some people oo...this is really funny |
| Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by 3coins(m): 9:05am On Feb 12, 2015 |
2 Likes |
| Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Reachyrich(f): 9:06am On Feb 12, 2015 |
That is a sign of STD (sexually transmitted diseases / infection) plz consult ur doctor. |
| Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Kurpu60: 9:26am On Feb 12, 2015 |
Oh boy, see me see wahala wo, you talk of your joystick on fire dem de talk solutions wey no beyam, abeg no waste time just call fire service wey de near you sharp sharp. Sorry you hear. |
| Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by tk4rd: 9:32am On Feb 12, 2015 |
shadowgwalker:U must be very borriinng in real-life |
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