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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by baf: 9:43am On Feb 12, 2015
Its definitely an infection.u can also use wonderful kola after seeing d doctor
Wonderful kola miracles..com
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by 9jatatafo(m): 9:43am On Feb 12, 2015
Val22:

nice, you're reasoning like a human

Thanks bro! One needs to be careful about sex this days as there are so many STD's
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Efisko1(m): 10:08am On Feb 12, 2015
NL gals be ware of dey OP ohhh
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Xynthialuvy(f): 10:11am On Feb 12, 2015
Blackchampion:
A picture wud be more convincing
chi'mo, ur own no do u look.
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Xynthialuvy(f): 10:12am On Feb 12, 2015
Nihilist:
grin grin grin grin

Dirty boy....go and take your bath you pig
hahaha,na fight
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Blackchampion(m): 10:13am On Feb 12, 2015
Xynthialuvy:
chi'mo, ur own no do u look.
My own no d on fire na
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Xynthialuvy(f): 10:14am On Feb 12, 2015
Dragonking:
You don catch AIDS!!!

Your own don finish be that.
doctor is talkn
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Xynthialuvy(f): 10:14am On Feb 12, 2015
Blackchampion:
My own no d on fire na
naso sha
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by kafbola(f): 10:27am On Feb 12, 2015
Pls I need to see the IMAGE grin
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Yucee55(m): 10:36am On Feb 12, 2015
angry
Niwdog:
Rub am hot pepper mixed with iodine, then drink chloroquine tab join

grin You no well at all at all. Your fellow man has real problem and you dey tell am that kind solution.
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by danbrowndmf(m): 10:50am On Feb 12, 2015
[quote
author=isotonic post=30632138]Hi there, sorry about your predicament.
How are you feeling today? Your condition could be anything from a skin
irritation to an infection. You don't have to be sexually active to get
an infection, you can get one from using a public restroom etc. Please
see a physician and keep us updated, best of luck smiley[/quote] Wow! nyc one,never knew pple wif brain n cheerful mind lyk u are still on NL

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by litaninja(m): 10:56am On Feb 12, 2015
shadowgwalker:
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light -dark in complexion
tall and mighty in my both heights
speak English, German and Hausa
I'm from west Africa
I hate smoking and drinking and womanizing
I fear God
I like you
I'm a school drop out with 2.1 and working with **** bank as the head of i-t
I luv mathematics and physics more than buhari and apc
I sabi dance well well, especially breakdance




to know more please kwantac my whatsapp or bbm...
thanks! muaaaaa!!!!


You go fear advert na...
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by alchemist(m): 11:24am On Feb 12, 2015
Gossipboyy:
i have ths itchy bumps on my joystick and scrotum, dont knw what it is, the bump keep increasing in number.. Pls wat cud this be and wats d Soln,,i don scratch scrath tire

I guess they come out after shaving. If you have a solution, abeg holla me join
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by noblealuu: 11:31am On Feb 12, 2015
shadowgwalker:
The noble Chemist grin... are you in ph? I have a problem, I need help oh! I don massage my leg tire with loco balm. the lower back/waist aches me like mad, down to my right leg that is shocking me when I stay in a cold environment. when I jog, it's as if my right hips will burst,Its difficult to stand on my right leg for long. please suggest, thanks.


Oga sorry o! I no bi Noble Chemist o , I bi NobleAluu!

Btw am nt in. P-town, I dey Lag! Plz do visit a health facility nearest to gi nwa!
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by MozB: 11:37am On Feb 12, 2015
I know am late but do wat I say and u're free.

Get a needle, use it to pierce all over ur joystick, then use aboniki balm to rub all through... If symptoms persist, visit a phychiatric hospital
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Richhard(m): 12:03pm On Feb 12, 2015
isotonic:
Hi there, sorry about your predicament. How are you feeling today? Your condition could be anything from a skin irritation to an infection. You don't have to be sexually active to get an infection, you can get one from using a public restroom etc. Please see a physician and keep us updated, best of luck smiley

best comment/advise so far,after reading it,the first thing i did was to gawk at your pic,since u are f,but was really dismayed,when u have no pic on ya profile,if u do'nt mind,i would like to know more about you wink
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Niwdog(m): 12:05pm On Feb 12, 2015
Yucee55:
angry

grin You no well at all at all. Your fellow man has real problem and you dey tell am that kind solution.
that na quick relief o
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Tifanee(f): 12:19pm On Feb 12, 2015
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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 12:36pm On Feb 12, 2015
Bacterial infection.......itches like crazy........go to the doctor.......possible cause: You most likely put it in an infected lady area, and forgot to wash off......very predominant among youths of today, as most of them for reasons unknown to me use siliva to masturbate.......not a big deal......but see your doctor.....antibiotics ain't gonna solve this one
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Onozboy(m): 12:37pm On Feb 12, 2015
Pics or adonbelieveit.





Nairaland is not a clinic
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 12:43pm On Feb 12, 2015
franksam2009:
, she's not pretty, it's just make up
cheesy you wicked oh
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 12:48pm On Feb 12, 2015
missamanda:
grin u don enter one chance... Bros, are u this desperate?
honey, no ooh! I've been expecting you all these while. whose have you been? can we talk?
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 12:51pm On Feb 12, 2015
killercute16:
Wooing of the first order.....broda i hail thee
hehehehahaha!!!guy, you won't understand oh! I heard they are beautiful ladies on Nairaland, I know some couples who met thru Nairalandgrin

I'm in the marketplace now, a place with legions of angels but I'd finally take one to mama.
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 12:51pm On Feb 12, 2015
tk4rd:
U must be very borriinng in real-life
no! and you?
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 12:54pm On Feb 12, 2015
litaninja:



You go fear advert na...
but nah she find trouble oh!! you don't wake a sleeping Dragon cheesy
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 12:55pm On Feb 12, 2015
noblealuu:


Oga sorry o! I no bi Noble Chemist o , I bi NobleAluu!

Btw am nt in. P-town, I dey Lag! Plz do visit a health facility nearest to gi nwa!
thank you sir, I just did that. I'm now on drugs.

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by killercute16(m): 1:27pm On Feb 12, 2015
shadowgwalker:
hehehehahaha!!!guy, you won't understand oh! I heard they are beautiful ladies on Nairaland, I know some couples who met thru Nairalandgrin

I'm in the marketplace now, a place with legions of angels but I'd finally take one to mama.
take her to mama? u are telling lies my broda
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Tifanee(f): 1:28pm On Feb 12, 2015
BaebieHot:


Awww! For real?


Hey am waiting
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 1:30pm On Feb 12, 2015
killercute16:
take her to mama? u are telling lies my broda
telling what lies abeg?do I look like buhari the crying wolf?

...oh!sorry, have we met?do you know me somewhere?
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by notoriousbabe: 1:48pm On Feb 12, 2015
Euckybaby:
like seriously
yes now or are afraid of him snatching your man with the new improved toto grin
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by daddyking: 1:50pm On Feb 12, 2015
My broda, there is cause 4 panic, bore up water and add salt it, use it 2 press it.
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by tk4rd: 2:48pm On Feb 12, 2015
shadowgwalker:
no! and you?
At-all at-all

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