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| Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by Pr0ton: 9:48am On Feb 11, 2015 |
In 2016, another Jesus may be born on earth!! A billionaire-funded Christian organization is currently working to make sure that they clone Jesus Christ after they obtained DNA from the Shroud of Turin , they feel confident they will have a Jesus clone come next year. “The Jesus Has Returned Project is a private organization devoted to bringing about the Second Coming of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, as prophesied in the Bible,” the The Jesus Has Returned Project spokesman said. “Our intention is to clone Jesus, utilizing techniques pioneered at the Genetic Research Group in Switzerland, by taking an incorrupt cell from the Shroud of Turin, extracting its DNA, and inserting into an unfertilized human egg (oocyte), though the now-proven biological process called symbiotic cellular transfer. The fertilized egg, now the zygote of Jesus Christ, will be implanted into the womb of a young virginal woman (who has volunteered of her own accord), who will then bring the baby Jesus to term in a second Virgin Birth.” If all goes according to plan, the birth will take place on December 25, 2015, bringing salvation to all who believe, the group claims. “No longer can we rely on hope and prayer, waiting around futilely for Jesus to return. We have the technology to bring him back right now: there is no reason, moral, legal or Biblical, not to take advantage of it.” |
| Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by kodded(m): 9:50am On Feb 11, 2015 |
END TIME THINGS  1 Like |
| Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by Nobody: 9:50am On Feb 11, 2015 |
 if I hear1 Like |
| Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by Pr0ton: 9:55am On Feb 11, 2015 |
kodded: You should be happy na. For about 2000 years now your "coming soon" Lord has not returned. Now scientists want to help the poor guy and you are angry |
| Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by johnydon22(m): 10:03am On Feb 11, 2015 |
Hahahahahaha i heard this last year... we are waiting for christmas this year for the return of jesus christ..  |
| Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by Pr0ton: 10:07am On Feb 11, 2015 |
johnydon22: Let's start trying some prophecies. "The Lord will return the second time on the 25th of December, 2015" |
| Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by johnydon22(m): 10:12am On Feb 11, 2015 |
Pr0ton: Behold a virgin shall concieve and bear a son, and shall name him emmanuel... oh eeeehm Jesus 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by madgoat(m): 10:45am On Feb 11, 2015 |
Cloned Jesus?  Okay so diz is madness on another level #i would like to see a cloned Mohammed. I hope he would be able to talk to the Islamic Boko Haram sect, Al-qaeda, ISIS and all other muslim terrorist groups to stop killing in d name of islam. 1 Like |
| Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by dajoaneke(m): 10:55am On Feb 11, 2015 |
The body can be same but the engine cannot be same. |
| Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by Jameselias: 11:34am On Feb 11, 2015 |
Are they really christains ? They want to produce a man made god, pls ooh! Man is more and better than any god in all ramification, the story of the annanuki's must be true then, has this christains forgetten what thier god yahweh did to the builders of babel? I thought they are meant to follow and wait for the coming of christ like a sheep which they are?from what situation will their man made god be able to save them from?gullible christains and thier gullible god shame on them. 1 Like |
| Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by Pr0ton: 12:18pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Jameselias: NA frustration Bro |
| Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by Jameselias: 12:39pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Pr0ton:let them pray ISIS will not lay thier hand on that boy, uuum..!no, Child uuum! no, clone bastard uuum..!no, god, uuum.. pls somebody help me with a name here. |
| Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by Pr0ton: 1:04pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Jameselias: god the son, sun-god, etc  |
| Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by blueyedgeek(m): 1:14pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe............... Thanks......................................................................................... Satan hehehehehe |
| Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by Jameselias: 3:27pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Pr0ton:blasphemy!!!!!!!! |
| Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by davien(m): 3:31pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Jameselias:Do mere words offend "god" or the people that believe it? 1 Like |
| Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by Nobody: 4:05pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
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| Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by Pr0ton: 4:22pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
| Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by Pr0ton: 4:26pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
blueyedgeek: FrancisTony: |
| Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by Jameselias: 4:28pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
davien:the sun is more noble, more pure, more beneficial, than any imagery god of the pple, Let alone a cloned one. |
| Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by twosquare(m): 11:34pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Dem wan birth anti-christ be dat. 1 Like |
| Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by Weah96: 3:23am On Feb 12, 2015 |
This will be keeping up with the tradition of the fatherless Jesus figure. 1 Like |
| Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by jayriginal: 10:03am On Feb 12, 2015 |
Im surprised that no one has pointed out that the shroud of turin is widely held in scientific circles to be a forgery. In addition, a clone is not the same as the thing/person it was cloned from. 1 Like |
| Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by Jameselias: 10:09am On Feb 12, 2015 |
By the way what the fuk is shroud of turin |
| Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by malvisguy212: 10:19am On Feb 12, 2015 |
Scientists are a big joke,do you want to clone something that God has not anoint? Jesus has two nature, man (son of man) and God (son of God) it was God himself that anointed Jesus Luke 4:18 The Spirit of the Lord is on me, because he has anointed me to proclaim good news to the poor. He has sent me to proclaim freedom for the prisoners and recovery of sight for the blind, to set the oppressed free, |
| Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by johnydon22(m): 11:12am On Feb 12, 2015 |
malvisguy212:ok sir the bolded was plagiarized from Isaiah. The thing is the shroud of Turin is just a mere early christian fabrication, so how can it possibly hold the DNA of the historical Jesus christ is their ever was one. Ok but if any DNA of him was found like is said above, then getting a clone wont be a problem to them shaa... |
| Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by malvisguy212: 11:27am On Feb 12, 2015 |
johnydon22:scientists want to clone a something that dosent exist? I will not argue with you my good friend. Isaiah prophecies it and in Luke Jesus fullfiled it, it was not plagarise. Thank you |
| Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by PAGAN9JA(m): 11:54am On Feb 12, 2015 |
Hahahahaha dead god will be given new life. |
| Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by KGBEAST(m): 5:08pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
Tandullceblog:Are you an ex I.S.L student ? |
| Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by Maamin(m): 7:07pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
Hope they are going to clone his twelve disciples along side? Deranged scientologist 1 Like |
| Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by Nobody: 7:24pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
KGBEAST: What is I.S.L? |
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