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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
Once again, the Nairaland Rapbattles section brings to you


ELYMAXIIMUS vs JOSHUABASE

You don't wanna miss this!!!
As it promises to bring entertainment beyond your imagination.
Come witness illness disguised in lyrical fitness!

Expect

*Punches that quake hell nd make satan homeless.

*Rhymes that make fallen poets wanna return to the land of the living.

* rhythm nd flow that makes you feel like "mehn, f*ck the beat"!!!

* wits that will bring zeus to NL


bio

joshuabase

one of the best who held it down here way back, no doubt!
he was away from this forum for almost a year. But before this, he was known for his witty punches.
He was so good with the plays that niggas couldn't get their teeth off his puns.
What about the multis? Check your dictionaries, multis = joshua base...




Elymaxiimus

currently one of the best on this forum. Having won two battles this year already, elymax is known for his simple yet deadly schemes.
With punches steady hitting his victims till the end.


........................CONCLUSION..............................
Joshuabase was a respected head back then when he battled here.
Elymax is a respected head now...

Will joshubase prove he is still king over this new one(s), or will elymax retire his @ss?

Both these heads fight for honour,
whose head will stay put? whose head will roll?


::.::::.:Its the COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II!!! .::::::::
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Voting criteria

opener = 1point

flow = 1point

rhymes = 2points

Metaphors/similies = 2points

Punchlines = 3points

personals = 2points

W/P = 2points

closer = 1point





12 bars!

Deadline is saturday the 14th of february 2014...

Verses are to be posted by battlers on or not later than the deadline.

No complaining about verdicts..

No unnecessary comments

Anything you have to say should be in your verdicts.

Failure to adhere to these rules attract a ban


goodluck!

What's this one saying

[color=#990000][/color] I love Rap battle. One or two occasions in my sch some dude had a game battle and it was dem fun.

Check.... Joshuabase lets post

Arranging my bars

Phew. Waiting....

Modified!

ELYMAXiimus:
******closed******

elymax wins this via a no show of his scared opponent....

Mikuz pls put this in the records thread.....

where is your own verse?

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(Teacher)
Hi y'all gay bums/
Today I'll be teaching you guys wordplay/puns/
Metaphoric nice ordained punch(es)/
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Wordplay/Puns
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I can understand the guy's frustrations/
My songs go from fm to fm ..Oap's play mine all day long/
While His' occupy all space on/ - shelves
In summary,His tracks be on that Shelf ish,while mine cross stations!/
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Your chick loves the morning wood,and I'mma fork her very deep/
Her Flat behind? Ah call that LCD/
.... 'Cause you'd always find her on that Early D/
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(If only he had a chick)
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A Cheap set of dullard whores/
RAM Your gf while she bent on all her fours/
Have your sister drilled,On my PC shii I'd still get your mother bored/
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(Teacher)
This is not a computer play,end punch's below all that stuff/
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In summary I've been a polygamous mister of late/
Damn! 3 bishes share I and they not the sisters of fate!/
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The bish' whipping will so start this evening/
Cold spanking the Belle bottom,give him an old fashion beating/
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Punch
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Vs Geoxpress? Twas cutleries and axe/ -es
He hurled, and of you he made mockery and laughed/
While Your verse was Aquaman with those watery attacks/
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But fear of His deformed looks,made the guy retreat all his hits/
Narrow Win? he literally won that battle by the skin of his teeth!/
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And tho' I'm single a lean/
I blow my load in chicks that's dimpled and slim/
His face is pivotal to the fact the Virgin's never seen nipp.les and things/
(prolly blames it on mikuz and me)/
So when he makes efforts to blow his load, .its with a simple machine!!/ ( ._.)
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(Teacher)
Class I hope you reading this great chapter/
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"Is the brainless cretin dissing this sage rapper?/
Bish see you in that pencil jean and your life's stationary ... Only thing missing is grey matter/
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Here The virgin gets raised with the trident,that Annulls the pork thief/
Lol ... Even construction workers will applaud the 'fork lift'/
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(Teacher)
Bonus bars
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"Rumours that he'll win base of course/
Should be treated like his mom's cooking,please take with a grain of salt/
Every rap inclined/
fella feels EL is wack, . .inside/
He know it,he gets no praise or any chants in rhymes/
So He's never buttered up,But If the loafer's getting buttered up,then its sandwich time/"
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(Teacher)
every punch had a metaphoric build up in fact its known that/
Punchlines are the phrases that give a bar,its 'owner'/
Otherwise known as entendre,so bye kids ... Class is over!/
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(Bars by JoshuaBase culled from Elymaxiimus Vs JoshuaBase)

Joshuabase:
LOol my phone died yesterday
I liked your comment to indicate I was about posting and you should do the same .. and immediately My phone went off

No show win? Okay

smh.... I'm nice, so i'mma let it slide... I thought you were messing with me when you liked my my comment nd didnt still post ur bars...

Post your bars.. I'll follow suit

Elymaxiimus I've posted

Note: anything you don't get, google or ask me in the chatroom.


Lets go!!!

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******joshuabase's entombment******


I brought s1ck bars in, i'm dropping shots

This acidic bubbling drop

will leave base reacting to forming salts

form insults, all you want

you'll still get the punches from a major

my uppercut's a hot temperature

the hit takes you up like water vapour

you get carried up with a box, i'm undertaker

if he flees, i pop that two slugs with macs

he'll get killed while he runs like funsho williams

see? my lyrics tight, this is why

dudes wanna be me, cos i'm real drugs with raps

niggas gon hate "to be joshua" . . . . Cos in this brawl we'll laugh

when we see the goblin's "build up collapse"..

so how you gonna land a punch?

but i have enough

i spend solid bars alot

but you lacking much

our hands aint equal ... Or i'll have urs crushed

I'm like an octopus, you a silly human, .....dummy, that's the point



My IQ is bright n bigger than jupiter

yours is thin nd dark like .... iyanga lupita

beat me? You a deciever like lucifa

i tame this animal like zoo keepers

i aim macs

he'll catch my shots quicker than good keepers


quit rap, you wack, face your school more, abeg

tho i doubt you'd make it, you're screwed up, lanleg

i'm destined, i have a future ahead

nigga go wash plates.. You have a few chore ahead


you're as good more than dead

uduak killed you, you came to report the brute guy.

The story? we ignored the true side

U3 crushed you.... I mean, U killed you... So we Called it suicide



i'ma kill you again, you've brawled me to die



one punch takes his head to n fro . . . like waves in a couch

he'll get crippled, i'm maiming a tout

we'll see the kid crawling the streets . . . like Baby's day out

then i relate with a rout . . . when i make AKs shout

i'm a cowboy . . . i'm taking "base" out



i hear where he from, the people n the masses

...................Are a problem..............

the fools will be blasted

:................ama solve em.............

dice game! I'm inducing a hazard

the "solution's'' been practised

i destroy ''base's city'' without using an acid


i'm bruising the bastard

i catch the sn1tch like harrypotter

i'll smack the pauper

if he "make a move", that mag be "singing" on the f@ggot proper

till his bones "breaking" . . . like michael jack n usher


i slap this fell(a) till his wondering , who rang the bell?

mac elev'n ... sends the wack to hell

infact, i'ont need tools . . . cos i see the lad is scared! .... Instead, the f@g will get ,,,, scolded n blasted well

even my 'shout out' takes the soul from him ..... I'm sindel!!!




I stab his wife with nud.e pins

leave his mom dead in a hotel .... like wit' houston

hunt his bro nd sis, till they die in brooklyn

i kill his fams, nd the moro.n could'nt 'make a fuss out of it' ...... If he was isaac newton



i attack your inner organs like stomach cancers

if you forming heartless

voters will chase you away . . . they on't luv ur tactics

i'll shun ur banters

n torch ur skull . . . We'll see fire on ur head . . . Like shango dancers




another victim gone!



Elymax-cray

shango dancers

Open for votes

ibime
coogar
kr0ne
emaprince
mikuz
jason21
limerick
darkrebel666
teddybiyasi
007bruce
gottoboy
bars
heywizzy
iceskidd
geoxpress
guykhena (where this nigga been?)
jigsawkillah
lagguna
giyazz
sosiqdude
ksslib

who else? Every other d0pe member i forgot...

Ffuck it !!!!

This is a BODY BAG EVENT !!!!!

* I see everyone is trying to form their own text style and stop using the 3 set up line/one punch thing...
Fantastic !!

At first I thought Elymax wasn't on point but after 2 bars or so I started feeling the script
I understand what you did with the whole key style thing. Bravo !

Joshuabase ...(Nice verse) but this is 2015 not 2008..If there's no horror core or K.O punch in your verse..its a no no for me cos I love evil punches not all those you things you did..

(Elymax) You must have been in all those foreign fb rap battle groups lately

Straight to the point...
Opener: TIE

Rhymes-- Tie ( Joshua was even doing Two syllabic at a point .. wtf?)

Flow: Tie

Closer: Elymax ( That Shango simile was ill ... a lot of peeps here may not get it..but I actually did funtional art and one of the art form we did was Shango..so I really felt it)

Metaphors/ Similes-- Elymax had a lot of crazy reference..-- The Baby Day's out thing was Super Duper and hilarious

Punchlines: Elymax ..(Definitely ). ...... he flees, i pop that two slugs with macs
he'll get killed while he runs like funsho williams
(Fatality ) .. Everyone infusing Politics in their raps lately)

Wordplay - Elymax. (I don't rate based on quantity but quality -- The Uduak( You(U) killed you/Suicidal was catastrophic

MVGT-- Elymax

Easy Win for Elymax .....

... cool battle

i fit vote...max why do i have a feeling you've been watching too many international battles..i swear you were like Charron but without rebuttals...

Nice.....from both... can i vote?

Every member is free to vote.

I was expecting a lot more from thís battle.

Base, so na wetin them teach you for Facebook be thís? Rather than landing knockouts, you're confusing readers with all thís Teacher Teacher nonsense.

Even Max was underwhelming.

Only one thing stood out for me in thís battle and that's the U killed you line from Max

. . . so MVGT: Max.

since its open to everyone. ..
here's my honest verd

Very weak brawl

MAX just about clipz this on mets and punchline crit.

mvgt- elymax

Thanks

ELYMAXiimus:
Open for votes


coogar
kr0ne
emaprince
mikuz
jason21
limerick
teddybiyasi
007bruce
gottoboy
bars
heywizzy
iceskidd
geoxpress
guykhena (where this nigga been?)
jigsawkillah
lagguna
giyazz
sosiqdude
ksslib

who else? Every other d0pe member i forgot...

make una vote on this na....

Poor poor battle to me.base wasn't landing any punch here.more like a story ish.max on the other hand carry this kind disorganized writting/typing style come.anyways..
Mvgt-elymaxiimus

Another bodybag
You call this a Battle??....

Mtcheeeew
Anyway
MVGT: elymaxiimus

Testerfuze:
Another bodybag
You call this a Battle??....
Mtcheeeew
Anyway
MVGT: elymaxiimus

Smh
Not from you abeg



Max tfu! I was hoping to use this style too lol
Base is still having writers block
Weak battle really....
Max wins it for me

opener = 1point - - Tie

flow = 1point - - Tie

rhymes = 2points - - Joshuabase (he was more precise)

Metaphors/similies = 2points - - Elymax (Die on the run like Funsho/ Fire on the head like Sango dancer. Brilliant!)

Punchlines = 3points - - Elymax (Joshua was busy teaching us (readers) instead of dissing his opponent, and most of his punches were not hitting, anyway)

personals = 2points - Tie

W/P = 2points - Elymax (I like that future wordplay)

closer = 1point - Elymax

Joshuabase, this style no dey work for NL


Mvgt - - - Elymaxiimus!

JigsawKillah:



Smh
Not from you abeg



Max tfu! I was hoping to use this style too lol
Base is still having writers block
Weak battle really....
Max wins it for me

Like you knw i dnt reply negative posts!......*whistling*

Lwkm

Limerick:
Lwkm

is this your verd?

Fuze nd saw... Pls no chats....

Thnx

Smh

I dis-agree with all these verdicts

But punchline goes to elymaximus though, for the fact that he was more direct

LooNat11kk:
Smh

I dis-agree with all these verdicts

But punchline goes to elymaximus though, for the fact that he was more direct

so ur vote goes to who?
Just vote nd say ur mind.

Vote elymax, his punches were blazing, but joshua had better structure, even tho i didnt dig the 3 lines thing , its overstrecthing in my books


VOTE- ELYMAX