On Sunday, I was sitting in the church, my friend invited me for a thanksgiving, and when it was time for offering, the offering basket was passed round. Despite d Pastor's charge for gud offering, I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out N50 from my pocket and dropped it. Just then, the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me a N1,000 note. I smiled, how generous, then majestically I looked around and put d N1,000 in the basket and passed it on, then I turned and thanked d man seriously for being so generous. He replied "don't mention, be more careful next time, it fell from ur pocket" Whaaaat!!!!!.......usher please wait wrong Transaction!!!!!!!!! Don't laugh

draybanks:
On Sunday, I was sitting in the church, my friend invited me for a thanksgiving, and when it was time for the offering basket was passed round. Despite d Pastor's charge for gud offering, I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out N50 from my pocket and dropped it. Just then, the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me a N1,000 note. I smiled, how generous, then majestically I looked around and put d N1,000 in the basket and passed it on, then I turned and thanked d man seriously for being so generous. He replied "don't mention, be more careful next time, it fell from ur pocket" Whaaaat!!!!!.......usher please wait wrong Transaction!!!!!!!!! Don't laugh

I would have laughed if I haven't seen this joke somewhere else before. Anyway I can still force out some laughter:

Laughing in Chinese: xanx djonk donk kix xinx ;d