Its interesting how the two heavy weight presidential candidates in Nigeria political stratosphere analyses the word "CORRUPTION"
One believe its stealing while the other believes its not.
Let's have our say as we prepare to make a choice from the two candidates.

What's with the goat, yam, bla bla?
Wow. I'm impressed with GEJ clueless-ness.
All freaking thieves are corrupt. Works hand in hand.

So I give it to Buhari.
He knows what is killing Nigeria.
And as such, he has identified a problem.

GMB...GEJ is clueless

It would have to be Buhari
Jona's statement indicates self defence
I cant even make anything out of it


# I personally would blame it on the lack
of shoes
Do not quote me for insults
Thank you for your anticipated cooperation




Sai Buhari

I will Award PHD to Dr. Jonathan because even a layman will understand his message. GEJ all the way #GEJ4Naija

We should be looking for GEJ certificate for verification!!!!!

Like any registered duly certified and qualified institution will give a doctorate degree to a certificateless nomad.


Hilarious!

OP both sounded intelligently. GEJ's explanation can be understood even by the starkest illiterate and market woman. It is all about communication. The way una de carry Jonathan matter sef don de tire me.

As for Buhari, he also answered intelligently. Both are on point.

barcanista:
OP both sounded intelligently. GEJ's explanation can be understood even by the starkest illiterate and market woman. It is all about communication. The way una de carry Jonathan matter sef don de tire me.

As for Buhari, he also answered intelligently. Both are on point.

GEJ is very wrong. You cannot separate goat and yam in business and governance. Someone will always sign payment, someone will award contracts, someone will buy on behalf of government, a lecturer will always have a beautiful young daughter of someone else taking his course. The goat is always with the yam. A serious leader will put in place serious sanctions against corruption and increase the possibility of detectability so that everyone knows he will be caught. That is the way to fight corruption. Telling me that technology will fight corruption is stupid. IPIS in the federal civil service is actually meant to make personnel administration easier it catches ghost workers as a secondary functionality. Telling the whole country about it as an example of anti corruption drive is very childish
The greatest corruption is done at a higher level than the civil service involving billions of dollars. No IPIS is working there.

weapon is not groundout- GEJ (2015)







Gej, pls report yourself to the nearest police station. So much for the PhD.

Double post

barcanista:
OP both sounded intelligently. GEJ's explanation can be understood even by the starkest illiterate and market woman. It is all about communication. The way una de carry Jonathan matter sef don de tire me.

As for Buhari, he also answered intelligently. Both are on point.

read this article and you'll understand gej is discobombulated . https://www.nairaland.com/2145899/president-jonathans-aviation-goat-president#30699998

tswitch:
Like any registered duly certified and qualified institution will give a doctorate degree to a certificateless nomad.


Hilarious!

From which planet did you come? So a whole General doesn't have a SSCE certificate. It shows the level of your education.

Jonathan is really daft

GEJ Abeg. He actually gave a clue on how to fight corruption while buhari is living in fantasy land. Buhari has no vision or laid out plan on how to work..it's a shame most Nigerians can't see this. Talks like this Onitsha touts ...always talking with no plan. Don't mind those above me supporting buhari, they are low life scums.

Aprime:
What's with the goat, yam, bla bla?
Wow. I'm impressed with GEJ clueless-ness.
All freaking thieves are corrupt. Works hand in hand.

So I give it to Buhari.
He knows what is killing Nigeria.
And as such, he has identified a problem.

shows how slow your brain works. Even the bible used such expressions and called it "proverbs". it uses lessons to teach people about life. If you refuse to learn this way, the bible referred to people like you as "fools". ma brother u r on a long way. Consult your dictionary for the meaning of those two words "thief" and "corruption" they didn't write those words together in the dictionary, so save us your trash Abeg.

isan:
GMB...GEJ is clueless

clap for yourself for this wonderful contribution. I don't blame, you have been automatically programmed to stay this trash, it's a shame. Of all the things to throw away, you chose your sense of integrity? Can't you guys use your brains for once? Think! u r calling man that actually has a plan clueless because he gave a plan? Think how silly your statement sounds now. How can you fight corruption should be your main focus ..on the "how". Think for once!!!

Adminisher:


GEJ is very wrong. You cannot separate goat and yam in business and governance. Someone will always sign payment, someone will award contracts, someone will buy on behalf of government, a lecturer will always have a beautiful young daughter of someone else taking his course. The goat is always with the yam. A serious leader will put in place serious sanctions against corruption and increase the possibility of detectability so that everyone knows he will be caught. That is the way to fight corruption. Telling me that technology will fight corruption is stupid. IPIS in the federal civil service is actually meant to make personnel administration easier it catches ghost workers as a secondary functionality. Telling the whole country about it as an example of anti corruption drive is very childish
The greatest corruption is done at a higher level than the civil service involving billions of dollars. No IPIS is working there.

The man is always trying to dodge and make dumb and reterdedd excuses for corruption. The technology nonsense is the most idiotic ans asinine nonsense ever. America is the most tech advanced country in the surface of the earth, and they sent a governor to jail a few months ago and another just resigned yesterday and it has nothing to do with technology, its about their functional and productive crime fighting institutions like the FBI and their judicial system doing their job..


The same useless man appoints crooks under efcc investigation and in effect sabotaged their investigation, case closed. This is the president undermining his own crime fighting agency by letting crooks off the hook....

#Adontcare

#Ayamtired

#AllIwantis

#GMB/PYO

GEJ point was simple, to fight corruption , you have to separate the money from the corrupt officials. This way they don't see the money to steal..therefore, no corruption. That's why money from parastatals are carefully monitored these days and salaries are done same. But some pple like the scum above me has refused to comprehend for once. Use your brains pls

wunt qv any of dem coz dose answers or weak n empty lines or tweets dnt deserve any phd....
to qv any of dem is a big downgradinq to PHD....
dea don't even deserve an o'level self

GEJ may nt be totally right because you can't run govt all alone besides he has been unable to identify 'goats' in his govt for 6 yrs, that nullifies his hypothesis. GMB's hypothesis has been tested and trusted in other climes like China, US and it can work here too.

I believe thief has a deep root in corruption, so there is no way any PHD holder will tell the whole nation that corruption is not stealing?
I see a point in killing corruption before it kills our nation.


Sai Buhari

legendsilver:
Its interesting how the two heavy weight presidential candidates in Nigeria political stratosphere analyses the word "CORRUPTION"
One believe its stealing while the other believes its not.
Let's have our say as we prepare to make a choice from the two candidates.

Ah ah Chief!, goats are not human beings now. Have you not seen a small goat chasing even its big sister. Will a normal human being do that? Human being have self-awareness, and when it is taken away they become goats. Until then, stealing is corruption.

barcanista:
OP both sounded intelligently. GEJ's explanation can be understood even by the starkest illiterate and market woman. It is all about communication. The way una de carry Jonathan matter sef don de tire me.

As for Buhari, he also answered intelligently. Both are on point.

Why should at this stage our morality be redefined? Most of us have become even more confused about the meaning of corruption and stealing. There's a branch of moral philosophy called situational ethics. Whoever tells you stealing is not corruption will based on who it favours tomorrow re-twist it to mean another thing.

The president did not say corruption is not thief or thief is not corruption

That bit of the quote is manufactured

MalcoImX:
Why should at this stage our morality be redefined? Most of us have become even more confused about the meaning of corruption and stealing. There's a branch of moral philosophy called situational ethics. Whoever tells you stealing is not corruption will based on who it favours will tomorrow re-twist it to mean another thing.

What we had was communication problem. The President was only trying to make stealing stand alone so that one can call a thief to be a thief. It is just like making a Chemical Engineer stand alone from the Broader Engineering. That is rather than saying MalcomX is an Engineer, we should say MalcomX is a Chemical Engineer. It doesn't mean malcomx isn't an Engineer though. The President need brilliant communicators as Advisers to help him out.

Of course a thief is corrupt, just like a nepotist but the President meant that we should call a thief a thief. His Yam and Goat explanation is simply saying that we should as much as we can block access to stealing to make it difficult for people.

Splashme:
GEJ got it right because it detailed how to curb corruption - computerisation of transactions and keeping money far away from reach of officials

Buhari talking about killing corruption blah blah blah . . . .how? This is a mere political stayement with no defined procedure to go about it

What about the computer rats and cockroaches that are going to beat this computerisation or whatever. Dude everything created by man has flus and never perfect, that is why kids in advance society still breaks into top secret facilities regardless of all the technology. by Jonathan method u will only take the yam away from the unintelligent office holder like him, if u know ur way government yam will always be a victim of thievery and ash jail is perfect for serious deterrent which are still very much in practise no matter the civilisation. The best a serious government like ours can do is to strengthen judicial system to be able to prosecute any class of corruption forensically even to the presidency.

All this back-and-forth is not necessary. GEJ's words are the unfortunate utterances of a man trying to cause confusion over the wrongdoing he is personally involved in. Same as a paedophile Pastor may, with some religious mumbo-jumbo, try to justify sleeping with a gullible church member who is 14. The monumental corruption we have seen GEJ abet directly means that his words in regards to corruption carry zero credibility.

GEJ just know how to shoot himself. Which one is goat and yam again. Why cant he ever speak like a president?