auntymi:
loL, are u related to "i go diE"

listica:
Na you bi d fati mama way dey dia,abeg my hand no am oh

canalily:
me? How i go relate to i go die, wen i have a queen like you to enjoy me i go live, i go live 4u...i no go die.

falconey:
no wonder when I touch it.....it feels like am pressing an ankara

auntymi:
kk, i go live re u a comediaN

prettythicksme:
yes,u no like dem fat?

listica:
I like tiny ladies ooooooh,my hand no dey for dia at all

sweettease:

What's with the smiley? I sent you a happy new year mail I'm supposed to be the one putting up that smiley.

diddydiva:

thanks for the compliment



am not fanta neither am I coke

WINDSOW:
Then u are pepsi or mirinda

calabaman:


am sorry I didnt see it. how have u been! its been ages

gbenga007:


Yes na. Sometimes it's being 'alumnated' to the return it to its apparent original state. Gosh!

sweettease:

Been fine. How have you been?

wtfCode:

u mean they insert alum in their poosay!!
*faints*

JoeCutie:
These sort of insensitive and desperate move by ladies is in a bid to getting guys who are always absentmindedly, so interested in the outer part of the ladies. And guys in this category always like to touch and also, have sex with every girl they find interesting.
Now, what do you think a guy (who only identified with a lady just because of her supposed big boobs & big ass) would do if he takes a lady in, undresses her and sees this? Some very myopic lady-desperadoes are ignorantly destroying their future - their lives.

If a lady uses this trick on me, mine would be very simple. I won't do much to her.
Let's say I found out as I undressed her and about to travel into that tunnel...
1.) I'd just strip her naked - stark naked. I'd tie her hands and feet to the bed, making sure that her legs are widely spread. Of course, I'd have stuffed her mouth already with her pant and bra.

2.) I'd put on a pair of hand gloves, open her basement, and make sure I stuff the whole material with which she bolstered her yansh, into her punny. I'd make sure that all the material enters into her useless punny very well.

3.) I'd take a picture of her... "Punny Experiment Things".

Whatever happened to acceptance of self? Rubbish!

As a lady (and a guy too), you should take good care of yourself. Fine. But a good number of girls are so annoyingly and unnecessarily, conscious of their bodies. Some of them practically worship their bodies. This is so bad. And to think that many of them always accuse the guys of sleeping with, and dumping them, thereby, degrading the value of women? Tell me, why won't they sleep with you and dump you, when you make it obvious that the only thing you can offer lies in and with your body? This is a very sad and pathetic hustle that many ladies have chosen to take up, and it's very appalling... unfortunately.

God help these ladies who indulge in these rather shameful acts.

ivyT:

badt sharp guy...

kayalla:
thats wat the guys like na. they say they like a lady that is very loaded, ngwa see loaded

Gamboh55:


What happens after he gets to discover its all fake..The lady starts saying men are heartless abi..

Kevinoh:


Please God is too holy to be mentioned in this mess. Besides you are beginning to sound weird like some kinda rapist!

ellahzy:
Imagine this girl walking on the road anld one of the fake hips falls on the ground.

Boy: O girl, Pick ur wrapper oo