Being a guy comes with some downsides too.

1)Lots of attention.
Guys envy girls for this. The girls get all the attention everywhere they go,Facebook,twitter,instagram ,its a girls world online. What about offline,girls still get all the attention. If a guy and a girl should ask for the same help,the girl has 85% more chances of getting helped. So annoying

2)Girls are always right.
In an argument,a guy can never win it,he must give up for the girl to win the argument,also a guy cannot hit a girl even if the girl is hitting him,its not fair.

3)Girls are wooed.
Girls get wooed and flattered all the time,their ego are nurtured 24/7 but a guy is left with his own ego to carter by himself. So sad

4)Lesbians are more tolerated than gays.
Lesbians are more accepted than gays generally,even straight people get turned on by lesbians and not gays. So sad for the gays.

5)Girls enjoy sex more.
Ohhh gush this is the most annoying, imagine me doing all the work ,pounding her like my life depends on her punny only for her to be screaming in ecstacy ,enjoying all the thrill. The kind of intense orgasm girls have ehn,it makes guys fascinate about what its like to have an orgasm as a girl. To make matters worse,they have multiple orgasm. clitoral own is there,vaginal own is there,g spot own is there, even nipples orgasm is there. BUT WHY?

6)Girls manipulate guys without getting noticed.
They know all the tricks in the book. They manipulate guys and we guys don't see it as manipulation, is it through tears? Through sex? Through sweet words? Chaiii guys have suffered. We even pay for the sex they are enjoying more. Wtf?

7)Women are more sympathetic than men.
Women generally can show more sympathy than men. Some men can't be taught be importance of sympathy, not all men tho,but generally women have the upper hand.

Women do less work
Since they are considered weaker vessel,they do less work wherever they are,on a general note. Men are handled with iron hand while women are pampered and they still get the same reward with the guys or even higher reward.

Well that's it.

the fact still remains d same, we cannot change our gender, a male will always be a male, a female will always be a female. btw, nice write up@OP

Op na wa for u oo

it will surely make front page.... dropping my signature.

I envy no fvcking thing in them , M proud to be a guy.

I believe God has purposes for all of us- males and females.

envy? no!"!!!!!!!"!not all guys think like u

#5 is just wrong. It's hilarious how most guys believe they are great in bed, when in reality they suck. No, women don't enjoy sex more, they just pretend to be enjoying it. It's a hit or miss when it comes to orgasm- a miss more than it is a hit. Ask any girl.

Look at the comments here;
A party thread for all online misogynist.

the only tin i envy bout gals z attention...but all still, guys wil be guys as long as there is no lady in da picture.

I was here, just in case it makes a lalasticlala

Id..iot...c fools taking the topic so serious. Ya all chill jeez.

rokiatu:
Id..iot...c fools taking the topic so serious. Ya all chill jeez.

U just they follow me for all my thread

Just say you are seriously considering going for a sex change operation instead of showing trash here

TickTickBoom:
#5 is just wrong. It's hilarious how most guys believe they are great in bed, when in reality they suck. No, women don't enjoy sex more, they just pretend to be enjoying it. It's a hit or miss when it comes to orgasm- a miss more than it is a hit. Ask any girl.

U probably masturbate,that's why you don't enjoy sex.

Dapo777:

U just they follow me for all my thread

I hope you don't have a problem with that

Dapo777:


U probably masturbate,that's why you don't enjoy sex.

Ok.

Especially no 1, at times ordinary mtn flash I no dey see on my phone....lol

Diz op sef, nawa for u ooo.... u created d 1st thread by ursef nd it made lalasticlala(front page) why can't you leave d counter-thread for d girls

rokiatu:
I hope you don't have a problem with that

Not at all.

SMH.. Where are some youths headed with all these? ?

Hmmmm....counter thread! I've read about "things ladies envy about guys" and now this...m1ell its Fp material sha(6yards)

Dapo777 it seems u r gay

counter Thread
.......i hail Thee

Its a Mans World brother
I don't envy, rather I feel for them .
What's there to be envy of?

Menstral pains
Labour Pains
Religion eg Islam looks down on women, society degrades women.
Women are not allowed to drive, vote, take part in sport or move around freely in some places
Rape.
Violence
No strength to protect oneself
One mumu boi go wan tear ur shii, some wicked ones even wan to do *nal.
List is endless;

But I love women and I'll like all of this societal and religious problems to be addressed.
I stand for freedom and gender equality, na woman born me, I gt sisters and I have a lil daughter.

hmmmm. Any guy that secretly wished or envy girls is gay

LewisO:


Just stop typing crap, ok? Keep deceiving yourself.

Ok.