A GRAMMARIAN AND THE FIRE STATION

A grammarian woke up in the night and found his roof on fire, he took his phone n call 2 the fire station when the contact was reached he asked for the combustion officer? Please granulate here with a tremendous acceleration and alacrity because a gigantic conflagration has engulf my domestic in-habitation,but the officer could not understand d grammarian before he could flip up his dictionary and derive d meaning of those words the whole house was burnt.

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BIRTHDAY IN NIGERIA

Somewhere in a Nigerian village there's birthday song going on and this birthday photo was taken. They never had much but there's the joy of celebrating ones children.

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MADE IN NIGERIA


Nawa oooo Imagine! I bought a DVD player yesterday, later when I got home, I connected it to a source without inserting any disc, hoping it would write "NO DISC" on the upper left corner of d screen, but when I looked at the screen, guess what I saw? "DISC NO DEY"! I wondered, then I inserted a DISC hoping it would display LOADING but when I looked at the screen again, guess what I saw? "E DON DEY LOAD"! the most annoying thing was that it was not playing so I checked d back of the DVD to check where it was made..... I met the shock of my life. MADE IN ...............
Comment WHERE?

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WHERE ARE THE ADULTS OF ISRAEL

At a Sunday school class, one Sunday morning, after an interesting topic, the teacher asked, “Any question?
Johnny, looking puzzled, raised his hand, and the following conversation ensued:
Johnny : “You said the children of Israel escaped from Egypt?”
Teacher: Yes
Johnny: “You said the children of Israel crossed the red sea?”
Teacher: Yes
Johnny: “You said the children of Israel also brought down the mighty walls of Jericho?
Teacher: “Yes Johnny!” “What exactly is your question?”
Johnny : “When the children of Israel were doing all this, where were the adults of Israel?”
Lol one word for Johnny?

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ANNOYING 8 YEAR OLD SON

Father: Son can you please go buy me a soft drink
Son: Coke or Pepsi?
Father: Coke
Son: Diet or regular?
Father: Regular
Son: Bottle or can?
Father: Bottle
Son: 500ml or 1liter?
Father: Dammit!!!! Just buy me water!!!!
Son: Natural or mineral?
Father: Mineral
Son: Hot or cold?
Father: I'm going strike you with a broom you idiot
Son: Stick broom or soft broom?
Father: Stop this you little animal
Son: Cow or pig?
Father: Get the hell out of here you bastard!!!!
Son: Now or later?
Father: Now!!!!
Son: So you going throw me out or not?
Father: I'm going kill you!!!!
Son: With a gun or knife?
Father: I'm going shoot you little bastard!!!!
Son: In the head or stomach?
Father: You pest!!!!
Son: Cockroach or rat?
Father: Bleep you!!!!
Son: With a condom or flesh?
Father: (Faints)
Son: Are you dead or sleeping?

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ATM ROMANCE

A girl was passing by,and saw her boyfriend standing by d A.T.M machine.she immediately hide and send a romantic text to him "honey if you are sleeping right now, send me your dream. If you are laughing, send me your laughter. If you are eating, send me some food. If you are withdrawing from the A.T.M, send me some money. Her boyfriend replies; I'm in the toilet what should I send....

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HOW OLD IS YOUR FATHER?

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: 1 year older then me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
How true is this statement?

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ENGLISH WORD THAT CAN BE USED WITHOUT MODIFYING?

There is an English word that can be used up to four times in a row without modifying the spelling and form a valid grammatical sentence.
Do you know what word is that?

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