dayokanu:

As an excuse to smooch the cow abi?

Unless the potential husband na zoophiliac.

I hear say Dora Akunyili banned Earthmama's breast milk as toxic, you hear the same thing?

Marriage!!!

_{*jumps out through the window*}

I am going to marry Topup, if she accepts.

who is it?
Davidylan,richyblack,Pataki,stephenp,4 play,Romeo,Sienna,Sauron
Even Olabowale sef,I fit put in a word or 2

Nawa o osisi, you don't like me at all. Which one be all these rice and beans boys na? All of them are common commodity except for Stephen who I don't even mind being his third of seventh wife sef.

KarmaMod:

Osisi you don mara.  Pataki is with Funky abeg.

I already have aso ebi for FL

Haba! Karmod !!!
Why na?  

*osisi*:

who is funky?
so david and morenike don begin do lovu lovu?

Now, you know

haba Funky
u too dey disappear!
how u dey? long time

tkb417:

haba Funky
u too dey disappear!
how u dey? long time

Hhahahahhaha
No vex jare
Am doing good. . . . You?
Wishing you the very best this new year

funkybaby:

Hhahahahhaha
No vex jare
Am doing good. . . . You?
Wishing you the very best this new year

na you be the Funky with Pataki?

when we go come chop for your wedding?

Ameeennn!!

please visit my shop at oshodi isale for your
aso-ebi,
gele,
iv cards,
catering services,
party rentals,
bridal gowns,
make-up,
hall decoration,
husband rental,
best man and bridesmaid rentals,
pastor rental too!

we're having a sale sef, rent-a-husband, get a best man for free!

also see our wide range of flowers - hibiscus, cherry flower, dangote flower and honeywell flower

payment before delivery! a visit will not disappoint you!

ask for Madam Ovu-Ngwongwo at the rail line at oshodi isale. offer available while stock lasts.

sevenseas:

na you be the Funky with Pataki?

when we go come chop for your wedding?

YES, I WILL BE HAPPY TO INVITE YOU TO COME AND CHOP !!!

whureva

iceblue:

Ameeennn!!

please visit my shop at oshodi isale for your
aso-ebi,
gele,
iv cards,
catering services,
party rentals,
bridal gowns,
make-up,
hall decoration,
husband rental,
best man and bridesmaid rentals,
pastor rental too!

we're having a sale sef, rent-a-husband, get a best man for free!

also see our wide range of flowers - hibiscus, cherry flower, dangote flower and honeywell flower

payment before delivery! a visit will not disappoint you!

ask for Madam Ovu-Ngwongwo at the rail line at oshodi isale. offer available while stock lasts.

LOL!

Hhahahahhaha
No vex jare
Am doing good. . . . You?
Wishing you the very best this new year

thank u o, wish u the best this 09 too

TKB417. . . . it seems I know you. . .

tkb417:

thank u o, wish u the best this 09 too

Won't you wish me too?

@ ~ku_sh!~

ka re. sho gbo?

spikedcylinder:

Nawa o osisi, you don't like me at all. Which one be all these rice and beans boys na? All of them are common commodity except for Stephen who I don't even mind being his third of seventh wife sef.

Ewo! Spiked, I had a more un-shallow view of you. Na Stephen you want shey? I'll make sure you get him. Leave the Aso Ebi and sturvs to iceblue and me. I can do the decors. . .

iceblue:

Ameeennn!!
we're having a sale sef, rent-a-husband, get a best man for free!

also see our wide range of flowers - hibiscus, cherry flower, dangote flower and honeywell flower

payment before delivery! a visit will not disappoint you!

ask for Madam Ovu-Ngwongwo at the rail line at oshodi isale. offer available while stock lasts.

LOL! LOL!
Seriously? Rent a husband? How much per month? Una go kill pesin for NL.

funkybaby:

YES, I WILL BE HAPPY TO INVITE YOU TO COME AND CHOP !!!

Why the ANGRY face? no bi thin of joy.

Moonstone:

Ewo! Spiked, I had a more un-shallow view of you. Na Stephen you want shey? I'll make sure you get him. Leave the Aso Ebi and sturvs to iceblue and me. I can do the decors. . . LOL! LOL!

Ahn Ahn, what "un-shallow" view is that eh?

sevenseas:

Why the SAD face? no bi thin of joy.

What SAD face?
Thats ANGER @ your shitty ways !!!!

Uncle, How's 'Texas'?

spikedcylinder:

Ahn Ahn, what "un-shallow" view is that eh?

Why Stephen? Is it not because he's fine?

@ topic, I suggest we set up a matchmaking service on NL. If that becomes successful, maybe we'll have a wedding afterall. I suggest a dating auction!

funkybaby:

@ ~ku_sh!~

ka re. sho gbo?

Do I know you?

who is trying to give out my 6th husband siena?

@topic

oh,osisi so u dont know some pple r getting married for real?let me give u their names but dont tell them dat its me dat gave u the info oooo


moonstone and h202

busybody and tumfulu

david and morenike

tope and sauron or e.t.c

karmamod and 4play

spikecylinder and Tondo

more to come

Moonstone:

Why Stephen? Is it not because he's fine?

@ topic, I suggest we set up a matchmaking service on NL. If that becomes successful, maybe we'll have a wedding afterall. I suggest a dating auction!

i second that! but these guys are chickens joo. haven't you noticed how they have steered clear of this thread? na chamotex be the only single NL guy wey get liver to post a reply and what a reply!! LOL. But seriously. let's match peeps, get everyone in NL to pay N500 into my account as donation for their all expense paid trip to nowhere a resort and see

Mehn i must be very bored!

@ busybein

you forgot hotfunmi not fair! pls find her a man quick! we may have to force him to ask her out at gun-point, but it's important she doesn't feel left out

Moonstone:

Why Stephen? Is it not because he's fine?

@ topic, I suggest we set up a matchmaking service on NL. If that becomes successful, maybe we'll have a wedding afterall. I suggest a dating auction!

No o! I am not that shallow. I thinks it because he has a beautiful err. . . . soul.

busybein:

spikecylinder and Tondo

Never! I don't want to snatch your darling husband from you, I won't have my kids calling me home wrecker.

iceblue:

i second that!

Sharap dia! As if you are not eyeing Stephen yourself.

busybein:

who is trying to give out my 6th husband siena?

@topic

oh,osisi so u don't know some people r getting married for real?let me give u their names but don't tell them that its me that gave u the info oooo

moonstone and h202

busybody and tumfulu

david and morenike

tope and  sauron or e.t.c

karmamod and 4play

spikecylinder and Tondo

more to come

Ehn! Me and H2O2 are getting married when? He is happily married with 4 kids in the heart of Russia. Don't spoil his marriage for him, abeg.   Busybein, where is your own wedding iv? You're with Adam Brody so I don't know why you ignored yourself.

@ Spikey and Tondo - LOL!

Spiked, what beautiful soul? when did you become Jesse McCartney?

iceblue:

i second that! but these guys are chickens joo. haven't you noticed how they have steered clear of this thread? na chamotex be the only single NL guy wey get liver to post a reply  and what a reply!! LOL. But seriously. let's match peeps, get everyone in NL to pay N500 into my account as donation for their all expense paid trip to nowhere a resort and see 

Mehn i must be very bored!

LOL! Don't mind NL guys. They are all commitment-phobic. I agree. Bunch of chickens. N500 for what? lol, you be proper thief, jare

I have finally seen where I can get a wife

spikedcylinder:


Sharap dia! As if you are not eyeing Stephen yourself.

puleeze!! he may be something, but he ain't all dat *snaps finger*

Moonstone:


LOL! Don't mind NL guys. They are all commitment-phobic. I agree. Bunch of chickens. N500 for what? lol, you be proper thief, jare

ahn ahn, hotel room is not sheap you know? we're trying to set them up to fall in loff. the mood has gotta be right and it costs money to do zat

[size=13pt]so who is available[/size]

Ben20001:

I have finally seen where I can get a wife

you have to fill in a registration form, application form, and non-refundable application fee depending on grade . Grade A members for example, will attract a higher charge than honourable floor members . you still want wife?

oh there's also the risk of revocation after passing all the hurdles (including the sharo contest ) but u don't need to worry about that until i have to step down as iyalode of this matchmaking committee

well I think you two will be the one to married this year