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I Got My Ass Kick Last Night, Just Because I Wanted To Impress a girl by baski92(m): 7:54am On Feb 19, 2015
It was like dream..... ( till dis morning I can not fit believe it ) this guy's almost killed me.
Too me na just one guy, but I no no say na 2 and half dem be, I fit manage fight one and other half guy but d last guy na macho man the guy one punch na one bag of cement...
I just dey wake on my own... When I see one guy dey run after something, like say na thief, I no even send cause me dey see my period ( I broke ) I just dey try pass time before sleep go catch me.
I leta see dat guy may run pass me, with one girl d girl dey shout 4 am say make him leave her but d guy dey use power on d girl.
Na their I go waker enter fire... Na I tell d guy, bros u no go vex oo, leave dis girl na but him no answer me, na I hold d girl 4 hand draw make we dey go... Girl may I no dey sure say I even no, na so dis guy blow me be dat ooo... Na me rush d guy b4 I go give d guy like two blow, na I see two guys dey run come where we dey fight too me den wan kon separate us, not knowing say na me den wan kon take on, d girl don even run leave me self. When dose guys reach my side nai big big blow, den start package give me.... Na some guys may go watch ball na help my life.. D beat may I collect last night, I no sure say I go help girl put hand 4 fight again

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Re: I Got My Ass Kick Last Night, Just Because I Wanted To Impress a girl by Nobody: 8:22am On Feb 19, 2015
Oya take this this weed hold body
If say you BAM
This shit for no happen
Re: I Got My Ass Kick Last Night, Just Because I Wanted To Impress a girl by baski92(m): 8:34am On Feb 19, 2015
BAM no go work for 3 guys.... Abi u don see person may broke dey BAM
Re: I Got My Ass Kick Last Night, Just Because I Wanted To Impress a girl by seun001(m): 12:14pm On Feb 19, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin...... ROTFLMAO
Re: I Got My Ass Kick Last Night, Just Because I Wanted To Impress a girl by Adeola29(f): 3:54pm On Feb 19, 2015
baski92:
It was like dream..... ( till dis morning I can not fit believe it ) this guy's almost killed me.
Too me na just one guy, but I no no say na 2 and half dem be, I fit manage fight one and other half guy but d last guy na macho man the guy one punch na one bag of cement...
I just dey wake on my own... When I see one guy dey run after something, like say na thief, I no even send cause me dey see my period ( I broke ) I just dey try pass time before sleep go catch me.
I leta see dat guy may run pass me, with one girl d girl dey shout 4 am say make him leave her but d guy dey use power on d girl.
Na their I go waker enter fire... Na I tell d guy, bros u no go vex oo, leave dis girl na but him no answer me, na I hold d girl 4 hand draw make we dey go... Girl may I no dey sure say I even no, na so dis guy blow me be dat ooo... Na me rush d guy b4 I go give d guy like two blow, na I see two guys dey run come where we dey fight too me den wan kon separate us, not knowing say na me den wan kon take on, d girl don even run leave me self. When dose guys reach my side nai big big blow, den start package give me.... Na some guys may go watch ball na help my life.. D beat may I collect last night, I no sure say I go help girl put hand 4 fight again
can't help it but to laugh and roll on the floor
Re: I Got My Ass Kick Last Night, Just Because I Wanted To Impress a girl by baski92(m): 5:11pm On Feb 19, 2015
Lol...
Re: I Got My Ass Kick Last Night, Just Because I Wanted To Impress a girl by jeremiahyatu3: 12:58pm On Feb 20, 2015
nt gud dear

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