Mimienudles:
Calabar

simplex2:
Nne, bia You're about to get duped
Don't say I didn't warn you.

Mimienudles:
Calabar

RedBenson:


Idioko nko uyai ima. Ami nkere UBONG, amana isong ayin Ibibio "but" (i dont know the meaning of "but" in Ibibio. Lol.) ndu mi ke Calabar ke ntak ufok nwed. Afo akere die, ayun adu ke mmon?

susrite:

hmm! Ife mi abowowo bi omi okun, ololufe mi ateworo bi omi osa. Irisi re ndami lorun bi eye okin, iwo ni kiniun inu iju aye mi. Bi oorun ti njoba owuro, ti osupa njoba asale, beeni ife re gba okan mi. Mo fe o tinu tinu, mo fe o tokan tokan.
Orun ife ti ro, mi o ri ibi sapamo si,
ojo ife ti ro okan mi tutu minimini... Afefe ife fe si mi iwo ni ife okan mi, ife re npa mi bi oti.
Gboju soke, wo ise eledua, O da o bi irawo, o fi o se imole aye mi. Ibi igbin re ba wo si ni ikaraun emi susrite yio lo.

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who can i dedicate this to?
*thinking*
Lanicky?

micronut:
Lets revive the culture.........guys lets do this!

pick a name and lets be real about it........

ladies who wants to be toasted in the native way should also signify....

E.g. itunuoluwa omoge orekelewa, so mo pe mo like e gon,
o ti pe gon ti mo ti ma un eye e, nitori e ni mo se summon courage lati wa ba e leeni yi... ojo taba ribi nibi un wole, ma je kin waste time, i wld be very brief on this..... kaso tooto, gbogbo igba tin ba ri e toun bo lati shop mummy e, lara mi ma un se sgisgi bi electric shock.. itunu. omo mr olowolayemo, oti rewaju lobinrin.... mo like e, mo ni feelings fun e, mo de wish lati fe e gege bi aya.... mabinu pe mowa block e ni corner yi, mi o ni option ni joor.... oya kilo feel?

guys what do u think about this? this is yoruba mix ooooo (am still a learner)

drop yours too.........

prettythicksme:
nice one jorr

susrite:

ojugunrege, arewa bi omo omi. Mo ti nse akiyesi re lati igba die seyin mo si ti ri wipe kosi oloko ti o le wa oko aye mi bi ko se iwo ojungere ti ewa re ntanaa laarin omoge ile yii. Nje o le gba mi si ookan aya re, lati maa se itoju gege bi eyin oju... Lati ma ke e ni gbogbo igba gege bi apoti goolu. Fun mi ni aye ninu re ki o si gba mi laye lati fi han gbogbo agbaye wipe laisi ire, eto aye mi din eyokan. *winks*

Ojugunrege:


aawwwhhhhh......emi ni kan tan?
je ndele so fun baba, je ndele so fun iya...
oro ife bi adanwo ni!

haywire1:
Omoge mo nife re, moje dodo re, o nifemi abi oonifemi? ai nifemi iyaa loje

English: lady I love u, I love ur swag, u love me or u don't love me? If u don't love me I go beat u to coma

Ibadan style

BornSad:


Nne hapunu ha suwa nke gi nah, lolz. Eziokwu, ndi a ma asu asusu ha nke oma. I mara na ha na-asu ya ma n'ime ulo akwukwo ha? Mana i nee anya, i ga-ahu na ndi be anyi na-anwakwa. O na-ato m uto ihu ebe ndi igbo ji asusu ha akpakorita uka otu a. O bu oge di otu a ka e ji ama ndi bu nwa afo igbo!

Ndeewo!

vonn:

Iji ya. Gi nwe aka a.
Onye kuziiri gi asusu Igbo mere nke oma.

klassiquette:

Ami nkere Promise , eyen Akwa Ibom, ndu ke Uyo ke ntak ufok nwed

Archjoe1:
Arewa,orekelewa,jowo se mole mon oruko re?oruko to lewa bi oloruko naa ni. inumidun lati ri e basoro loni,nitori lati ojo ti moti koko ri e ni ibi ajodun egbe akorin soosi yin ni moti mon pe nkankan ti sonu lara mi,sugbon bimo se pade re loni ni moti fura pe ohun to sonu lara mi sun mon itosi.adumaradan mi o si dakun wa pelu mi ki a di odidi tori mo mon pe pelu re ni aye mi maa di odidi.ewatomi tio ba mon bi mo se nife re too ni,oni fe ri elomiran mon,gbogbo ohun ti mo fe nipe kio ti fun mi laye lati fi ife mi han sio.arewa iru omo ti mo fe o nbe lara re,se ti irin ese re ni,abi ti oju re togun rege ni kaso abi isorosi re ni koto dami lorun?ewatomi osi dakun maa sope temi booo,monife re ju ohun to rewa ju laye yii lo.daakun je mi ni oooooo.lai da ojo sii.

nas4q:

Nto abaipa amin ke udiongho fien but Idem mi atang iko ke afo do eti abaikpa. Inya ka ke akwa ibom kut fien; dep etimkpon unoho fien. Amin ndehe owo akwa ibom but abasi Eno mien ifiok yan tang eti iko Uno fien. Mbok ayanno nomba mofo Nya kot fien. Number emi adeh; okporikpo-itieta-okporikpo-itioket-ket-itioket-ket-ition-itioket-ket-itiaba.
Mmekerediye Nas. Aminto Sokoto state so iko mi isi fluent ke. Mmeka NYSC ke oruk anam local government. Mmekop annang Etok etok. Abasi eyanno fien ifiok.

prettythicksme:
oh ok,have a nice day!

micronut:
dont mind me...........

ok prettythicksme, so mo pe okin e rewa laarin awon eye? owuyi lawujo awon obinrin.... femi bi oju ti un femu, femi eyin tin un fenu, femi terinterin, femi tokantokan, femi taratara.......Aww cover face!

micronut:
Mandarin?? where is dat spoken in nigeria?

Anyway in case u live in lagos, u must understand my yoruba small......ok let me give u yoruba style.

Yoruba ni mi, mi se DMX
Bere mi ni Obanlede ti ti de CMS
B’oshe wo mi yi, owo wa lowo mi
Ti n ba sokoto mi, owo ku lowo mi
Now, oti gbo Faze – Kolomental
Eleyi ti mo muwa yi wa tu n kolo beta
Se olo ngboran ni, se fe jo wo somo ni?
Iwo omo yi, se o fe judi wo alujana ni? Now, O da
be, o wapa be, kosi wala nibe
Dakun fi simi lenu, je mu (Hey!)
Jen zip, o mo life bo se flip
Kin ma paro fun e tori olorun mo trip
To ba je towo ko si wala, olowo ni mi
Taba de ori bed, oloro ni mi
Tiba bora si ihoho, toba ri kokoro
Oma sare lati ile mi de Fola Agoro A

johnjon:
Mi fe dobo!

johnjon:
Mi fe dobo!