Geography Teacher
A secondary school geography teacher
went to drink at a beer parlour after
school on Friday. His wife was at home
waiting for him to come back as usual.
Past 4PM, he's not
yet back, so his wife thought he is
staying for evening class.
8 PM, he's not yet back so the wife
became worried and alerted some
friends. They all went to the school to
find where he was. They called the
principal and he said the man left for
home immediately after school. This
made the wife to become more worried
11pm, they've not found him. They
reported to the police who joined in the
search. At about 2:30am, they found the
man sitting at a corner, awake and not
sleeping. They reached to him and asked
why he has refused to come home.
He replied, "You are all bunch of
illiterates! You lack the knowledge of
Geography... since the earth rotates
with everything in it, I decided to sit
here and wait for my house."

Lol.... alcoholic fuelled