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Can You Pass This Examination? Test Your Knowledge by oluwaveeboy(m): 10:54pm On Feb 21, 2015
Assuming this question was asked during your examination,do you think you can pass it? Oya answer it and show your ability?

SECOND SEMESTER EXAMINATION.
GENERAL PAPER
Time: 1hr 30 mins
Section A (Answer all questions)
1a) How many chibok girls were kidnapped and
state d reason for their kidnapped?(20marks)
1b) The question “Na only you waka come was
said by who and to who? Why dis xclamation
“chai there‘s is God oo!(15marks)
2a. What are the names of the two people holding
hands when you switch on a Nokia phone ?(10
marks)
2b. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the
past tense of Make ?(10marks)
3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest
number of ladies using blackberry phones?
4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook,
who sent the friend request and why ?
5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the
cost of moi ?
6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?
SECTION B (Answer All. 10 Marks each)
1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls,
who likes money more?
2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the
diameter of elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142)
3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi ?
4. If your X-boyfriend/X-girlfriend wins
N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionaire a
day after you guys broke up, find the value of X?
5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed
speech in a national conference, how many days
will it take Patience to deliver the same speech on
the same occasion? Assuming the polarity of the
audience is kept constant.
SECTION C (Answer 2)
1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his
traditional wedding and white wedding respectively.
There is every likelihood that D Banj has gone
ahead to print wedding invitation cards without an
available bride. Discuss (20Marks)
2) Write a short essay of 500 words on 'My Oga At
The Top' (15 Marks)
3) What's the name of the lady that use to say
"please enter your secret number" at the ATM
center of the banks. State reasons why she was
chosen and explain too (20 Marks)
START. NO SIDE TALKS

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Re: Can You Pass This Examination? Test Your Knowledge by oluwaveeboy(m): 10:00am On Feb 22, 2015
drop ur answer
Re: Can You Pass This Examination? Test Your Knowledge by Kai5vil: 1:39pm On Feb 22, 2015
i am good....

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