Some sent this to us and he needs your funny response..
Abubakar Shekau is Boko haram leader, Imagine he has been
kidnapped, and the kidnappers have demanded a ransom of 10 billion
dollars for his release or else he will be burnt alive. Please let us all
donate generously for this young and promising hero of Nigeria.
As for me, I’ve donated 5000 liters of fuel to burn him, what are you
going to donate??
Drop your comment.
Source http://http://www..ng/2015/02/21/joke-what-would-you-contribute-if-shekau-was-kidnapped-they-need-a-ransome/

50 packets of matches

1 gas station

I would plead that he be killed like (bashorun Gaa) everyone body should come with a blunt butter knife and carve out a teenytinny piece of flesh, stick it to the end of a stick and toast like marshmallows, in this case he'll be the one to eat his own flesh until he can do so no more.

And one more thing his manhood that will be used for 72 virgins be sliced and diced like plantain cubes, boiled and mixed with dog food and given to dogs, to save some time the devil dog that ate half scalp of that dear boy in lagos can be brought in to eat his still attached instruments.

I tell u a quick death for this man is merciful, and if no one wants to bell his cat, just construct a cell half his height for him where he won't be able to stand up straight and the breath of the room should also be 2inches lesser than his height so he would always sleep curled up, a hole for his convenience and dog waste for him as food. Am seriously vexing for the enormous atrocities this man committed all in the name of religion wey no send him message. Anuofia. May amadioha fire and fry his brains wherever he is at the moment. Nonsense of the highest level.