Funny Ways To Breakup With
Your Spouse
The following below are the
funniest ways to breakup with
your Boy/Girlfriend...
"16 missed calls?! You killed my battery so you're capable of killing
me... It's over!!!"
"How come mosquito is biting me
and not biting you? I smell
conspiracy. IT'S OVER!"
"You don't even respect me, I'm talking and you are busy
breathing? It's over!"
"So now you're drinking coke that
has another man's name on it,
better go and find him because
it's over between us." "So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is
your caller tune? I can't trust
alcoholics with my future kids."it's over
"They are shouting bird flu, you
are still cooking chicken. You want
to kill me? It is over!" "I called you and you picked up
immediately. You lack patience. I
can't date someone who's not
patient." it's over
"Why are you using broom to
sweep my room when you know I support PDP? It's over!"
"You are always abbreviating your
texts, you want our children to be
short abi? It's OVER!"
"I told you I love my food hot but
you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me.
It's over!"
"You don't pay your tithe, if you
can cheat on God, then who am I?
Park your things."
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