Just gat into a new neighbourhood not too long .... few days later I saw this beautiful girl on the balcony with I suppose must be the dad... well, enough I was impressed at wat I saw in the compound just four blocks opposite our block..
One hot Sunday ,, I was going to the nearby church so I had to pass this block where this beautiful girl stays and to my fortunate she was alone on the balcony ... whoa I noticed she was staring all at me like a slowpoke but I looked at my direction like I Had no business there ... I wonder what could be going on in her mind then...
I noticed some things bout her just within some few days away after that Sunday
1.. I noticed that since that day she has been coming to the balcony to stay than she used to
2 . I noticed that she was interested in looking at me cos most time I pass her block she take a long look at me
3.. I noticed she doesn't comes out of that block except a Siena jeep that I don't kW who drives out with it
4. I noticed that she's not only beautiful she's also a lucozade who like to look at our block
days gone by I began to have a feeling for this girl it seems its going beyond like hmmmmmm..
But because of this feeling I said I HV to look for a way to make her a Friend at least through friend other bonus will come ... then one day I asked some ma guy friends that I came to meet in the neighbourhood to tell me about her and they yelled at me that I shouldnt even think of going to that side except I want to end up in the grave.... I was shocked at what they had said n I asked y they said it... they laughed n told me that the girl father is a Military man and no body toils with his gate not to talk of what is in the gate.... hmmmm I replied at them n said but who is a military man to a prince...? one of them replied "" a death messenger"" I was embarrassed n I swore to them that in just two weeks time I ll be the girl's boyfriend and I ll be the military man of which no body in the neighbour hood would ever think of toiling with their eyes
SO PLS I NEED THE PLAYERS OF NAIRALAND TO HELP ME OUT HERE.. HOW DO I GET THROUGH THAT GATE WITHIN TWO WEEKS?

Nollywood.....writing wack stories since 1993

Omolola1:
Nollywood.....writing wack stories since 1993

This is not nollywood whatever .. this is real n its happening this bloody year not that blooded year

Hmmmm suicide mission....Wish u luck shaaa if u luv her then d risk is worth it....guys help him out..
But I suggest u start by greeting d dad n making u m like his b neighbour then u hv d girls attention....
Goodluck

texybaby:
Hmmmm suicide mission....Wish u luck shaaa if u luv her then d risk is worth it....guys help him out..
But I suggest u start by greeting d dad n making u m like his b neighbour then u hv d girls attention....
Goodluck

oooh av Neva seen the dad before on a close image but that seina jeep that always drive out almost everyday I don't kW if its the dad driving

RicardozRichard:

oooh av Neva seen the dad before on a close image but that seina jeep that always drive out almost everyday I don't kW if its the dad driving

Oh no then try for him to notice u n greet him..or on d other hand..write ur number with a marker on a clear board paper show to d girl to hola u on d line...meanwhile before doing that make sure u both r already in d joking n laughing mood even if its from a distance

*M.I's voice*
Somebody Somebody Somebody wants to die

sneeze!... o! i didnt cum here wid my hand towel *runs outta thread*

texybaby:


Oh no then try for him to notice u n greet him..or on d other hand..write ur number with a marker on a clear board paper show to d girl to hola u on d line...meanwhile before doing that make sure u both r already in d joking n laughing mood even if its from a distance

I think that nice but it stressful.. but I ll steal the technique and try this
there is a plank hanged in front of the house on it is written 3 bedroom flat and a phone number beneath it... are u thinking what am thinking

texybaby:


Oh no then try for him to notice u n greet him..or on d other hand..write ur number with a marker on a clear board paper show to d girl to hola u on d line...meanwhile before doing that make sure u both r already in d joking n laughing mood even if its from a distance

I think that nice but it stressful.. but I ll steal the technique and try this
there is a plank hanged in front of the house on it is written 3 bedroom flat and a phone number beneath it... are u thinking what am thinking

Wetin you use swear,before i comment? And shey na two weeks you want use do the magic??

Dwady:
Wetin you use swear,before i comment? And shey na two weeks you want use do the magic??

Naawthing but there is a huge bet involve and 2days is past already today the third day is wasting n no good result

Dwady:
Wetin you use swear,before i comment? And shey na two weeks you want use do the magic??

Naawthing but there is a huge bet involve and 2days is past already today the third day is wasting n no good result

Carry petrol,tyre&matches 2 her block& shout 'let me fvck u or i burn mysef 2 ashes' if it ddnt wok seun is nt d owner of Nairaland

austine4real:
Carry petrol,tyre&matches 2 her block& shout 'let me fvck u or i burn mysef 2 ashes' if it ddnt wok seun is nt d owner of Nairaland

it obvious that's the 9th weed talking... nice idea

RicardozRichard:

I think that nice but it stressful.. but I ll steal the technique and try this
there is a plank hanged in front of the house on it is written 3 bedroom flat and a phone number beneath it... are u thinking what am thinking
I think that nice but it stressful.. but I ll steal the technique and try this
there is a plank hanged in front of the house on it is written 3 bedroom flat and a phone number beneath it... are u thinking what am thinking

Sure I am....but make sure u both r smiling n greeting first....good one....update us on d progress

austine4real:
Carry petrol,tyre&matches 2 her block& shout 'let me fvck u or i burn mysef 2 ashes' if it ddnt wok seun is nt d owner of Nairaland

@richard dont mind this one oooo.....something else is working....Iol

JEEEEESSUSSS o men I called the number on the plank... could.u believe who pick !!!!!a man? but I don't kW whether that man is the military father or brother cos I HV Neva seen a brother in that block before... are u pple sure am not diging my grave cos the number now dey call me now... eiiii should I pick or keep on ignoring eiiiiiii my head is big
JEEEEESSUSSS o men I called the number on the plank... could.u believe who pick !!!!!a man? but I don't kW whether that man is the military father or brother cos I HV Neva seen a brother in that block before... are u pple sure am not diging my grave cos the number now dey call me now... eiiii should I pick or keep on ignoring eiiiiiii my head is big
JEEEEESSUSSS o men I called the number on the plank... could.u believe who pick !!!!!a man? but I don't kW whether that man is the military father or brother cos I HV Neva seen a brother in that block before... are u pple sure am not diging my grave cos the number now dey call me now... eiiii should I pick or keep on ignoring eiiiiiii my head is big

Chaiiiii y did u call d number ooo....ignore d call if u ask me

texybaby:
Chaiiiii y did u call d number ooo....ignore d call if u ask me

I think I should pick it and talk as if I want to rent that place?? or what do u think

summarise plss

RicardozRichard:

I think I should pick it and talk as if I want to rent that place?? or what do u think

Kk...then pick d call n talk normal....ask for price n tell them u will get. Back to them

RicardozRichard:
Just gat into a new neighbourhood not too long .... few days later I saw this beautiful girl on the balcony with I suppose must be the dad... well, enough I was impressed at wat I saw in the compound just four blocks opposite our block..
One hot Sunday ,, I was going to the nearby church so I had to pass this block where this beautiful girl stays and to my fortunate she was alone on the balcony ... whoa I noticed she was staring all at me like a slowpoke but I looked at my direction like I Had no business there ... I wonder what could be going on in her mind then...
I noticed some things bout her just within some few days away after that Sunday
1.. I noticed that since that day she has been coming to the balcony to stay than she used to
2 . I noticed that she was interested in looking at me cos most time I pass her block she take a long look at me
3.. I noticed she doesn't comes out of that block except a Siena jeep that I don't kW who drives out with it
4. I noticed that she's not only beautiful she's also a lucozade who like to look at our block
days gone by I began to have a feeling for this girl it seems its going beyond like hmmmmmm..
But because of this feeling I said I HV to look for a way to make her a Friend at least through friend other bonus will come ... then one day I asked some ma guy friends that I came to meet in the neighbourhood to tell me about her and they yelled at me that I shouldnt even think of going to that side except I want to end up in the grave.... I was shocked at what they had said n I asked y they said it... they laughed n told me that the girl father is a Military man and no body toils with his gate not to talk of what is in the gate.... hmmmm I replied at them n said but who is a military man to a prince...? one of them replied "" a death messenger"" I was embarrassed n I swore to them that in just two weeks time I ll be the girl's boyfriend and I ll be the military man of which no body in the neighbour hood would ever think of toiling with their eyes
SO PLS I NEED THE PLAYERS OF NAIRALAND TO HELP ME OUT HERE.. HOW DO I GET THROUGH THAT GATE WITHIN TWO WEEKS?

OK, but make sure not to gbagaun the girl to death with your first sentence.

Okie's pals I think all his coming up in place I just pray I don't hit the red button ....
Aiit , I had to call the number back and told the person on it that I was at the meeting!!!! meeting!!! and meetings !!! that y I couldn't pick the calls ( note : I change my voice to look deeper and more money manly) ... I later found out that the individual who receive the call is her father..
Gosh!!! we were flowing well I allowed him do most of the talking as I don't want the awkward voice to caught me up in the dark... so I tried was texybaby advise I ask him the price but he say I should first come and see the apartment before we go further to strike a deal
Mehn when I heard that u won't want to c how I was looking... hahahaha funny tho .. but don't worry pals I already smart a plan ....This is the plan:
PLAN A
I think I should plan with a man who I would pay to go and check the apartment.. but when he comes back he will give me info about all he saw .. including the info about how many pple could be living there and most esp the kind of man her father would be maybe the laughing type.....
PLAN B
My cousin looks like a man cos of the structure of his body ... he MAY be coming today ... we are not sure yet but if at all comes ... I will tell him the koko ... i kW very well he will agree.... So what we do is
1. We will sneak into ma father room steal one of his cloths and then my cousin will look manly on that
2. Then we take one of ma father breifcase and his hand stick
3. I will get a suit wear I hate suits but I can do it for today so I ll get a suit wear and make my self look like his personal assistance... I ll be the one holding the brief case.
Then we will go to the house and do like a boss.. but we have to e definitely careful
So guys what do think about the plan? which plan is better? or u can tell me a plan you feel will safer and quicker pls ooooo am on the fourth day I bet on 2weeks

RicardozRichard:
Okie's pals I think all his coming up in place I just pray I don't hit the red button ....
Aiit , I had to call the number back and told the person on it that I was at the meeting!!!! meeting!!! and meetings !!! that y I couldn't pick the calls ( note : I change my voice to look deeper and more money manly) ... I later found out that the individual who receive the call is her father..
Gosh!!! we were flowing well I allowed him do most of the talking as I don't want the awkward voice to caught me up in the dark... so I tried was texybaby advise I ask him the price but he say I should first come and see the apartment before we go further to strike a deal
Mehn when I heard that u won't want to c how I was looking... hahahaha funny tho .. but don't worry pals I already smart a plan ....This is the plan:
PLAN A
I think I should plan with a man who I would pay to go and check the apartment.. but when he comes back he will give me info about all he saw .. including the info about how many pple could be living there and most esp the kind of man her father would be maybe the laughing type.....
PLAN B
My cousin looks like a man cos of the structure of his body ... he MAY be coming today ... we are not sure yet but if at all comes ... I will tell him the koko ... i kW very well he will agree.... So what we do is
1. We will sneak into ma father room steal one of his cloths and then my cousin will look manly on that
2. Then we take one of ma father breifcase and his hand stick
3. I will get a suit wear I hate suits but I can do it for today so I ll get a suit wear and make my self look like his personal assistance... I ll be the one holding the brief case.
Then we will go to the house and do like a boss.. but we have to e definitely careful
So guys what do think about the plan? which plan is better? or u can tell me a plan you feel will safer and quicker pls ooooo am on the fourth day I bet on 2weeks

Nice plan but wont d man recignise u?

texybaby:


Nice plan but wont d man recignise u?

He barely don't kW me.... anyway I already carried out plan B omg!!!! u need to see that scene it was like super anyway sha the lady was around when we went to carriy out the plan so she was the only one that recognise me ... u need to see the smile on her face shaaa... to cut the story short I got her number and we are now what sapping.. I think from there I can do the remaining ... Thank u all.. thank u Texybaby esp.. u such a darling

RicardozRichard:

He barely don't kW me.... anyway I already carried out plan B omg!!!! u need to see that scene it was like super anyway sha the lady was around when we went to carriy out the plan so she was the only one that recognise me ... u need to see the smile on her face shaaa... to cut the story short I got her number and we are now what sapping.. I think from there I can do the remaining ... Thank u all.. thank u Texybaby esp.. u such a darling

Wowwwww congrats to u...n dont spoil d rest of it....

texybaby:


Wowwwww congrats to u...n dont spoil d rest of it....

I won't I only thought getting through a military man gate would be problem that y I came to nairaland

RicardozRichard:

I won't I only thought getting through a military man gate would be problem that y I came to nairaland

N God helped u..u pass tru...enjoy

texybaby:


N God helped u..u pass tru...enjoy

Thanks ... its obvious she was also interested in me. . n she was intelligent to kW that wat we did there was only to get thru to her.... hahaha ... i Neva lose before

RicardozRichard:

Thanks ... its obvious she was also interested in me. . n she was intelligent to kW that wat we did there was only to get thru to her.... hahaha ... i Neva lose before

Lol....clapping for yourself abiii...shes obviously interested in u too

texybaby:


Lol....clapping for yourself abiii...shes obviously interested in u too

Not yet I will clap for my self u rem its a bet so its remaining to make her a girlfriend in the remaining days and then I can now clap for my self for winning the bet over my little minded neighborhood friends... Can somebody !!!!!!!! Say Fuckkkk dem niggas

texybaby:

@richard dont mind this one oooo.....something else is working....Iol

u like me u quote me..
9c meetin u

RicardozRichard:

it obvious that's the 9th weed talking... nice idea

lolx na 18th weed na
soja neva beat any of ya family b4? U go hear am somday