There as been lot of topics about talking about the females, which are being created by their male counterpart, although this topics carry true facts about the female. Male folks are also guilty of some attitudes which they exhibit and are very annoying. Have been opportuned to view their chat my female friends have with guys(don't say i poke nose nah them show me) especially toasters from bbm whatsapp and 2go chat(when it was still popular)and i become baffled and surprised/embarrassed by the funny and gullible ways some guys chat with babes.
So i decided to fall on the side of the females this time(ah no b woman wrapper oo) and write about how annoying it is when some guys chat with babes.
Below are some annoying things guys do when chatting with a lady

1 I love you
For God sake guys should be smart by now when using this word, some guys are so gullible at times, imagine a guy just chating with a lady for the first time and the next day hez already tellibng the girl i love you, someone you met on fb chat, you ddnt even see her dp sef but you already love her. No mumU girl go believe such(at first), talkless of the smart once.Guys we need to upgrade ooo

2 Using her pix as DP
I shared a girl with a friend on whatsapp after months of disturbing me for babe, when he finally get to start chating with her the first thing he does is to use her pix as DP the next day(4 him mind the babe go trip), when he told me the girl block him for my mind i was like dis guy mumu sha Even though we all know that our aim for chatting with the unknown babe is to later toast her, we don't need to show it openly at first. First impression last long. Babe wey you no know maybe nah ogbanje or winsh u dn use am do dp....It pisses a girl off, only an immature brained guy would do such. Guys lets check mate that.

3. Can we meet
Ahnahn bros you just added her on bbm yestaday and by the third day you already telling her you will like to meet her(nah u be are manager abi), you are in abuja she is in lagos, make she jump cum abi..., atleast act mature and wait for a week atleast, she is not a runsgirl nah(even if she is she go get sense small). I even saw one that told the girl to come to his house, bros your hpuse nah House of assembly....although i know some gullible babes would come(oloshos/runsbabe). Guys if you sense she's a smart and decent babe and you one nail no bring up that topic atleast not yet.

4. Asking for number
A guy meets a girl for the first time on bbm, after chatting for like a 3days even with the poor response from the babe and he's dry pick up lines he would still be asking for number with courage(Give me your number). Nah you buy phone for am ni.
Bros slow down nah, atleast you go do small forming nah, don't let the babe see you as a desperate dude. Atleast after a week, then you can ask stylishly don't be direct and then she fit give you(thats if you were able to impress her with your chat) and if she no give no ask am again just lock up, you go ask am later.
5. I want to marry you
Have been reading this alot, you don't know her you just stole her number from a friends phone yet you want to marry her. Guys i fear una ooo, one day you will propose to a fish.

6 Faulty Startup
This one has always been most guys problem,but not all, you add her on 2go or whatsapp(nah your friend carry am give you with the warning that you shouldnt mention he's name) she now ask you how she got your number, because you don't want to implicate your frend you now reply by saying;i dreamt of it, abi you saw it in the sky, or she should not worry how you got. she replies owk. The next thing for you is to start telling her ow beautiful she he's, how you like her shape blabla.....Bros she go block or ignore you..., Not all babes have time for shit.

....Hmm seems those are the ones are i know about for now..., you peeps can add yours

Abeg no bashing



#Psalmwise THEJOLLYGOODFELLOW#

The way i just da hit 1st spot this days ehhnn...

some guys wld love to see u dat same day...good enough dey know u reside in d same locality...

the funny one is d 'i want to marry u' part...i be lyk "guy u must be high on cheap crack, u barely know me and u saying ds"

All ur points r real sha

yinkus4u2c:
some guys wld love to see u dat same day...good enough dey know u reside in d same locality...

the funny one is d 'i want to marry u' part...i be lyk "guy u must be high on cheap crack, u barely know me and u saying ds"

All ur points r real sha

nah love dey worry am...im wan see u sharp sharp

infact op you are 200% right jareh i support you

*yawns*

Girls nko?
1. Can u do me a favour?
Re: no even think am I no get money to buy u card
2. My subscription will be exhausted in the next few hours
Re: So? I tell u say I dey work with any telecommunication company ni?
3. Can you change your dp
Re: Well know say I no fine, So leave am like that madam
4. Have not eaten since morning can you send me card?
Re: Your yansh there...na airtime be food abi
5. I'm not cheap ok?
Re: Stories, no cheap ke..... what are u worth?

Hmmmmmmmmm

y u dey yawn

Enegod:
*yawns*

abi u sef nah giv me ur number(GMYN fellow) ni


No yawning pls

Psalmwise:
y u dey yawnabi u sef nah giv me ur number(GMYN fellow) ni


No yawning pls

Yes...We want sharp sharp things

ah bros if nah sharpsharp tinz you need ...., go meet yeye4life make e carry sharpsharp babes gv u

Enegod:
Yes...We want sharp sharp things

Psalmwise:
ah bros if nah sharpsharp tinz you need ...., go meet yeye4life make e carry sharpsharp babes gv u

screw u!!!

Soo true. No matter how good a chat is, you surely can't expect her to jump to see you after just a few days. As for no 1, I personally wouldn't take him serious if a guy says that after just a couple of days. Marry? Bros calm down, Wetin u drink?

Enegod:
screw u!!!

I reserve my comment

procrastination is better applied here ooo

I mean dat one should b patient enough not to rush

That 'I love you' own dey pepper me for body pass. If I see say you no wan learn after I don warn you to stop, the next thing na to ask you for money... this one works like magic!!

Bros i could nt comprehend ur sentence pls rephrase the content for better understanding

hopara1:
procrastination is better applied here ooo

Tashaamania:
That 'I love you' own dey pepper me for body pass. If I see say you no wan learn after I don warn you to stop, the next thing na to ask you for money... this one works like magic!!

Girls can lie.

Tufiakwa.

Truckpusher:
Girls can lie.

Tufiakwa.

You dont even know what a lie is even if it sat on your face

But its true oh, asking a guy for money can make him run four - forty

Tashaamania:

You dont even know what a lie is even if it sat on your face

But its true oh, asking a guy for money can make him run four - forty

Trust me, if the game is worth it ,guy man go sit tight dey plan coup ontop your head.

Truckpusher:
Trust me, if the game is worth it ,guy man go sit tight dey plan coup ontop your head.

for where? Once I hit one, hit two, I don tell am bye bye
No need for meet-ups, just dey wash him head with mouth

Tashaamania:

for where? Once I hit one, hit two, I don tell am bye bye
No need for meet-ups, just dey wash him head with mouth

How correct guy man go fall for that kain thing.
Everybody with their modus operandi sha.
Because the moment you ask me for money just to scare me away I know exactly the next thing to say to you and keep you wondering till you off those pants without a fight.

Awwww so gangster man. Thumbs up!

Tashaamania:
That 'I love you' own dey pepper me for body pass. If I see say you no wan learn after I don warn you to stop, the next thing na to ask you for[b] money[/b]... this one works like magic!!

Truckpusher:
How correct guy man go fall for that kain thing.
Everybody with their modus operandi sha.
Because the moment you ask me for money just to scare me away I know exactly the next thing to say to you and keep you wondering till you off those pants without a fight.

You are the Bomb

Your modus operandi would determine ow far you will go before your bank acct starts getting sick

Truckpusher:
How correct guy man go fall for that kain thing.
Everybody with their modus operandi sha.
Because the moment you ask me for money just to scare me away I know exactly the next thing to say to you and keep you wondering till you off those pants without a fight.

leave story jor, you men can be very weak when it comes to certain stuffs. I'm in a school environment where I see lots of stuffs and I can boldly tell you men, plentyyyy of them fall for it. There are things the girl even does which would make the guy think you are really serious with him.

You are just claiming unnecessary akpo

we nah okpolo dudes(brain dude)

Tashaamania:

leave story jor, you men can be very weak when it comes to certain stuffs. I'm in a school environment where I see lots of stuffs and I can boldly tell you men, plentyyyy of them fall for it. There are things the girl even does which would make the guy think you are really serious with him.

You are just claiming unnecessary akpo

guys fall for t everyday some do some do not

Tashaamania:

leave story jor, you men can be very weak when it comes to certain stuffs. I'm in a school environment where I see lots of stuffs and I can boldly tell you men, plentyyyy of them fall for it. There are things the girl even does which would make the guy think you are really serious with him.

You are just claiming unnecessary akpo

Which akpo?
Sometimes the little bread the innocent unsuspecting guy spent on you could be nothing compared to what he had in mind for you.
E get some money wey you go chop no be person go tell you make you go pay your bill.

You dun chop juju money before ?

Psalmwise:
;DYou are the Bomb

Your modus operandi would determine ow far you will go before your bank acct starts getting sick

On a very good day everybody wey enter woman business go still spend but no be where one small girl wey one small boy wey know too smart dey take shine go come dey use your head
For wetin Na?

Abegiii, i collect numbas evn on the first day....jst leave a gud impression on her. shikenan!!!

Truckpusher:
Which akpo?
Sometimes the little bread the innocent unsuspecting guy spent on you could be nothing compared to what he had in mind for you.
E get some money wey you go chop no be person go tell you make you go pay your bill.

You dun chop juju money before ?

I dont care about what he has in my mind for me because I dont love him back. Make him just park well and stop telling me he loves me else he would prove that love by making my bank send me a credit alert

clean juju money abi bad juju money?