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Jokes From Africa by Uteghe(m): 6:29pm On Feb 22, 2015 |
PROVERBS FROM ACROSS AFRICA 1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe) 2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon) 3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana) 4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana) 5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close dem, b'cos u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia) 6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume.(Nigeria) 7. If the alarm of a china phone cannot wake you, forget it, you are dead. (Lagos, Nigeria) 8. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. [Togo] 9. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda) 10. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with a smelly fingers. (kenya) ENJOY! |
Re: Jokes From Africa by unofficial(m): 6:41pm On Feb 22, 2015 |
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