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Jokes From Africa by Uteghe(m): 6:29pm On Feb 22, 2015
PROVERBS FROM ACROSS AFRICA

1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy
the vagina. (Zimbabwe)
2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward.
(Cameroon)
3. A child can play with it's mother's
breasts but
not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
4. The man who marries a beautiful
woman and the farmer who grows corns
by the road side have the same problem.
(Ghana)
5. When you see a woman sitting with
her legs open, never tell her to close
dem, b'cos u do not know her source of
fresh air. (Ethiopia)
6. He who says that nothing lasts forever
has
never tried Hausa perfume.(Nigeria)
7. If the alarm of a china phone cannot
wake you,
forget it, you are dead. (Lagos, Nigeria)
8. The only woman who knows where her
man is
every night is a widow. [Togo]
9. An erected penis has no conscience.
(Uganda)
10. If u go to sleep with an itching anus,
u are sure to wake up with a smelly
fingers. (kenya)
ENJOY!
Re: Jokes From Africa by unofficial(m): 6:41pm On Feb 22, 2015
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