― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never played in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch & wake up on
the bed.
― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof
for the lizards to take it & give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands & legs
instead of bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
― If you didn't use youur two legs to build houses
with sand.
― If you didn't write your name on paper & insert
into your pen so that no one will steal it.
― If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to
see when the lights went off.
― If you never waved at white birds expecting your
nails to be whiter.
― If you never heard of a ghost that stays under
mango trees at nights.
― If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick
& called it your car!
― If you didn't mix garri and sugar in yoyr pocket
& eat while walking on the street.
― If you never did mama and papa play.
― If you didn't play bottle cover ball (canter ball).
― If you never bath inside bathroom and went out
naked, with your cloth in your hands.
Then we guess your Childhood wasn't Fun.
Who did all of these? Anyone? =))

Op your title showed have been
"If you never did any of this, then you died two minutes after delivery"