I was driving down a street along Alausa, having just
finished answering a call, when a policeman, suddenly,
opened the passenger door, entered and jam-locked it.
(The door lock is faulty)
As usual, he wanted 'something' from me for calling while
driving...
Suddenly, he saw the big Rothweiller dog, Jackie, at the
back seat of the car, with tongue stuck out, spittle dripping
and fangs barring, staring fiercely at him.
Policeman: (Shaking)
Ah! You carry dog?
Me: (I bone face) Yes, I carry dog. Dat one na offense?
Policeman: (Feeling uncomfortable)
Na where una dey come from?
Me: From hospital.
Policeman: Ehen! you sick?
Me: No, na person wey the dog bite we go see. The person
almost die sef.
Policeman: (Terribly shaken by now)

Ehen! But why the dog dey shake head like that?
Me: Na so im dey do if e wan bite person.
Policeman: The dog know you?
Me: Yes nah, no be my dog?
Policeman: (Sweating)
This your door, how you dey open am?
Me: How you take enter?
Policeman: Abeg! Na since I dey try open am, but e no open.
(The dog was now getting impatient and gave a small growl, its
tongue almost touching the policeman's left ear).
Policeman: (Now sliding forward)Oga, I take God beg you, open
the door for me make I comot. I no go collect anythin from
you.
Me: How much you go pay me?
Policeman: Ah! I neva hustle anythin since morning. Na only
N1,000 dey wit me.
Me: You neva ready.
(I looked back at the dog).
Policeman: Ok ok ok ok ok, e reach N2,000. The oda N1,000 na
my wife own, but I go give you join.
(Now, close to tears as the dog was becoming really impatient)
Oga, I be......g, Oga, sorry. Take the N2,000 make you open the
door plssssssse!
Me: Oya, bring am. (I collected the N2,000 & allowed him out of
the car)
Policeman: God punish you. Idiot, e no go ever better for you
and your yeye dog. Wicked man!!!
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