Standd where do you stay? Maybe i should also come nd eat free Jollof rice also

buoye1:
lol...oya ma binu.....iono be Olofofo o

ok! Mi o binu is re. I retract my previous statement.

Psalmwise:

wo enu e! Lol... kilon pa e l'erin bayi? Why you dey laugh? * dancing to adewale ayuba*

You're good, Standd.

This is interestingly hilarious.

Juliesexy:
You're good, Standd.

This is interestingly hilarious.

Thank you...glad you like it

mozele:
Standd where do you stay? Maybe i should also come nd eat free Jollof rice also

hatux:
Awesome I must say!

Thanks

Creamz:
One of the most interesting article I have read on NL. Made me laugh so much. And nice choice of words.

Dalu...glad you liked it.

standd:


Thank you...glad you like it

Anytime, love. Yes, I love it. You're a wonderful writer. I follow your diary too.

Trailblazer2:


hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha!!
what a hilarious piece. hahaha

big white pant

Lol You sound like you wear Big White Pants Too

Juliesexy:
Anytime, love. Yes, I love it. You're a wonderful writer. I follow your diary too.

*Blushing from Gaza to Iraq*

Merci

Heheh love the image of him sneaking up your window
And this alter ego eh...

Cool story, Standd.

Standd, you want us believe he passed the night in your room without attempting to rape you.
A man with such level of desperation can do anything..

Nice peice, but woulda been alot more interesting if you gave up some truths.

HopeAtHand:
Standd, you want us believe he passed the night in your room without attempting to rape you.
A man with such level of desperation can do anything..

Nice peice, but woulda been alot more interesting if you gave up some truths.

This is just a story.. ease up and relax! I have written it as it is...unless you want to charge me to court for withholding the 'truth'
Besides, men in his 'class' hardly resort to rape, they are ALMOST sure they can get any woman they want with swag and cool cash.

Nice write up, miss alter ego! #vegatalks#

standd:
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This is just a story.. ease up and relax! I have written it as it is...unless you want to charge me to court for withholding the 'truth'
Besides, men in his 'class' hardly resort to rape, they are ALMOST sure they can get any woman they want with swag and cool cash.

Lolzz.Pass a night in his own room and tell me about class later.

Thumbs up sha for being HOT enough.Na God do am for you.

Modified:

Just went thru ur profile, you are a writer..story dey your body..Keep up the good work.

"The big white pant with a short Pecker".

The BM did not respect himself whatsoever.

I don't know why a rich working-class dude would descend so low when there are so many Otekpus in every corner of Nigeria.

Interesting story sha. But how did you measure the Pecker from distance? So, it's possible to know the length from far?

Lowd Jesus, unna no go kee me with laughter oooooooooooo.


You are a good writer Ma'am, just like Ishilove.

All the best.

Catchy heading. Excellent write up. Very Hilarious. I love it!

Lolz!!... Standd u've totally made my day!!!.. Thanks hon.

standd:


The pecker was trying to flex muscles na, as a sharp Lagos gal, I can measure size from a distance

Nice one, so what are the secrets ....I mean to being such a flawless writer.

Trinxie:
lol...that BM dude is really crazy...your Alta ego tho...very interesting piece

You speak "fulatanci

Beautiful writeup...like u.

Capableben:
You speak "fulatanci

Hmmm "Fulatanci?"

Capableben:

Nice one, so what are the secrets ....I mean to being such a flawless writer.

Thanks
But I am not a flawless writer..
My secret though is reading a lot, I am a book junkie and I guess it wouldn't be fair to have read so many books and not let them pass through me. So, right now I can comfortably pen down anything without stress, all the years of spending my pocket money in book clubs paid off after all.

franklingud:
Lolz!!... Standd u've totally made my day!!!.. Thanks hon.

I'm glad I did

Gemc3:
Catchy heading. Excellent write up. Very Hilarious. I love it!

Nagode.

zimoni:
The BM did not respect himself whatsoever.

I don't know why a rich working-class dude would descend so low when there are so many Otekpus in every corner of Nigeria.

Interesting story sha. But how did you measure the Pecker from distance? So, it's possible to know the length from far?

Lowd Jesus, unna no go kee me with laughter oooooooooooo.

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You are a good writer Ma'am, just like Ishilove.

All the best.

You are wrong @the bolded...You do not place a married man who cheats on such a pedestal. He is actually the lowly person here, except if you are one of those who measure the whole essence of a man on monetary terms only.

Thanks for reading and I'm glad you liked the story.

BellaBambina:
wo enu e! Lol... kilon pa e l'erin bayi? Why you dey laugh? * dancing to adewale ayuba*

was just showing you my close up polished teeth



BTW....,Adewale is my name u b winsh ow u know

standd:



You are wrong @the bolded...You do not place a married man who cheats on such a pedestal. He is actually the lowly person here, except if you are one of those who measure the whole essence of a man on monetary terms only.

Thanks for reading and I'm glad you liked the story.

Yes oooooooo. Money Makes The World Go Round. Otekpus(Both Oshere and Normal Ladies) Abound Everywhere In Naija.

I'm not married yet, but I would never chase a lady up and down in the middle of the night when Awon Omo Aye(Oshere) are still available at Wuse II and Gimbiya.

I don't support infidelity but I'm not sure I wouldn't cheat on my wife when I'm married. It's easier said than done. So, if I must Shere, Oshere yapa for town nah even Corpers plenty nah.

All The Best Ma'am.

Psalmwise:
was just showing you my close up polished teeth



BTW....,Adewale is my name u b winsh ow u know

Adewale!!!! Isalrite o. I might be your mum or neighbour you know...lol

zimoni:


Yes oooooooo. Money Makes The World Go Round. Otekpus(Both Oshere and Normal Ladies) Abound Everywhere In Naija.

I'm not married yet, but I would never chase a lady up and down in the middle of the night when Awon Omo Aye(Oshere) are still available at Wuse II and Gimbiya.

I don't support infidelity but I'm not sure I wouldn't cheat on my wife when I'm married. It's easier said than done. So, if I must Shere, Oshere yapa for town nah even Corpers plenty nah.

All The Best Ma'am.

Ok

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