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Did God Really Intend Us To Be Bags Of Feces? by LazyGod(m): 8:59am On Feb 24, 2015
Due to some substrates, meat and other sorts of
weightless foods with no much volume/ mass to store up and
accumulate into waste heavy enough to initiate a press,
there are times I won't go to toilet for days, like 2 or it
equivalence. Meanwhile, when I, within these days, fart
by chance, I'll personally deny that i could be
responsible for such malodorous insalubrity. Honestly
I tell you, it could assassinate an asthmatic patient.

Though I couldn't get the press for toilet, the truth is
the intestinal ducts were not totally empty or void of
feces. This is proven the next time I eat food heavy
enough to generate a press, when I defecate the first
mole to come out will be smoother, darker and smells
more devious because of age. At times, due to
dehydration, it comes stronger, rumpled and in varying
moles of disassembled shapes. It sometimes, even
tears the anal opening when it arrives with stout and
stubborn size.

THE QUESTION IS
Did God originally created us perfectly with such
imperfection?
I mean, it sucks! Or don't it? You outwardly look and
smell so good but inside...? Imagine you forgetfully lost
it and exuded publicly or before your fans(I mean
fart)... It sucks!!!

SCIENCE
I keep ruminating over this issue, if God could possibly
indeed craft us this way; or could it be, we lost
everything "original" to The Fall Of Man?
I remember, from biblical achieves, there was no
rainfall let alone erosion menaces, there was no hot
sun to make man sweat like xmas goat and
unconditionally fall hungry with starvation in every
ounce of his entirety. There were also no crude, heavy,
semi-refined or refined foods to so fill us up and
culminate to a press for defecation. Of course there
were no waste. Trees were not shedding leaves, animal
not dying, flowers kept blossoming. Longevity wasn't a
prayer point.

These make me think God may not have created us to
have anything to do with going to toilet. Adam with Eve
was only feeding on fruits and nectars; they were not
gluttons. Of course the satisfaction of:

*sufficiency/ fullness,
*beauty as of splendor,
*environs as of grandeur,
*tranquility as of haven,
*conduciveness in all comfort,
*absence of want and need and
*the fear of nothing or rivalry,

were all more than enough to leave no space for
desperate hunger.
So, tell me don't you think sin actually brought the
holozoic mutation? Or...

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Re: Did God Really Intend Us To Be Bags Of Feces? by lomprico(m): 9:39am On Feb 24, 2015
And this is the best section to post this? About sh1t n fart? Mods ban this guy till evening.

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