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Did God Really Intend Us To Be Bags Of Feces? by LazyGod(m): 8:59am On Feb 24, 2015 |
Due to some substrates, meat and other sorts of weightless foods with no much volume/ mass to store up and accumulate into waste heavy enough to initiate a press, there are times I won't go to toilet for days, like 2 or it equivalence. Meanwhile, when I, within these days, fart by chance, I'll personally deny that i could be responsible for such malodorous insalubrity. Honestly I tell you, it could assassinate an asthmatic patient. Though I couldn't get the press for toilet, the truth is the intestinal ducts were not totally empty or void of feces. This is proven the next time I eat food heavy enough to generate a press, when I defecate the first mole to come out will be smoother, darker and smells more devious because of age. At times, due to dehydration, it comes stronger, rumpled and in varying moles of disassembled shapes. It sometimes, even tears the anal opening when it arrives with stout and stubborn size. THE QUESTION IS Did God originally created us perfectly with such imperfection? I mean, it sucks! Or don't it? You outwardly look and smell so good but inside...? Imagine you forgetfully lost it and exuded publicly or before your fans(I mean fart)... It sucks!!! SCIENCE I keep ruminating over this issue, if God could possibly indeed craft us this way; or could it be, we lost everything "original" to The Fall Of Man? I remember, from biblical achieves, there was no rainfall let alone erosion menaces, there was no hot sun to make man sweat like xmas goat and unconditionally fall hungry with starvation in every ounce of his entirety. There were also no crude, heavy, semi-refined or refined foods to so fill us up and culminate to a press for defecation. Of course there were no waste. Trees were not shedding leaves, animal not dying, flowers kept blossoming. Longevity wasn't a prayer point. These make me think God may not have created us to have anything to do with going to toilet. Adam with Eve was only feeding on fruits and nectars; they were not gluttons. Of course the satisfaction of: *sufficiency/ fullness, *beauty as of splendor, *environs as of grandeur, *tranquility as of haven, *conduciveness in all comfort, *absence of want and need and *the fear of nothing or rivalry, were all more than enough to leave no space for desperate hunger. So, tell me don't you think sin actually brought the holozoic mutation? Or... Air your view |
Re: Did God Really Intend Us To Be Bags Of Feces? by lomprico(m): 9:39am On Feb 24, 2015 |
And this is the best section to post this? About sh1t n fart? Mods ban this guy till evening. |
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