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| Have You Noticed? by IYADARA(f): 11:29am On Feb 24, 2015 |
Have You Noticed? 1. If you suck one nipple well, the woman herself offers the other one. Incase you don't know, that was the origin of "buy one get one free"! 2. Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Petticoat, panties, pussy...No wonder men suffer from high BP! 3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're screwed. 4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it. 5. 3 people having sex is a party, 2 is twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment! 6. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason. 7. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..! 8. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them comes and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters. 7 Likes |
| Re: Have You Noticed? by xynerise: 11:33am On Feb 24, 2015 |
I am only interested in No.1 I just like the drama  |
| Re: Have You Noticed? by Enegod(m): 11:36am On Feb 24, 2015 |
IYADARA: |
| Re: Have You Noticed? by vjsmiles: 11:39am On Feb 24, 2015 |
| THIS MADE MY DAY |
| Re: Have You Noticed? by Welrez(m): 11:43am On Feb 24, 2015 |
Shaking my head, hypocritically. U don finish me with laughter. |
| Re: Have You Noticed? by Nobody: 11:46am On Feb 24, 2015 |
Partially true |
| Re: Have You Noticed? by stepo707: 7:47pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
hahhahhahhahhaha.love this |
| Re: Have You Noticed? by Teeboy22(m): 9:11pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
IYADARA:.... What a nice story..y nt go 2 alaba nd find a producer so una go produce am out 4 c,D dey sell am....u go sell ooo... |
| Re: Have You Noticed? by bennieman: 6:10am On Feb 27, 2015 |
This is crazily funny and so true.  |
| Re: Have You Noticed? by lanicky(f): 6:45am On Feb 27, 2015 |
Woa! Kudos OP |
| Re: Have You Noticed? by golddealer(m): 6:38pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
No 1 & 8 are rib cracking |
| Re: Have You Noticed? by ivyT(f): 8:07pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
GbaM! |
| Re: Have You Noticed? by dareyking(m): 8:19pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
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| Re: Have You Noticed? by Nobody: 8:22pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
wao interesting |
| Re: Have You Noticed? by Chikabel: 8:25pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
Strangely, very true |
| Re: Have You Noticed? by samtol4(m): 3:52am On Feb 28, 2015 |
Chikabel:No 1.true also? |
| Re: Have You Noticed? by hatux: 8:37am On Feb 28, 2015 |
IYADARA: |
| Re: Have You Noticed? by princejenks(m): 9:22am On Feb 28, 2015 |
The last point is quite funny |
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