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Japan To Make Couples Go On Compulsary Vacations To Have More S*x N by yahx(m): 1:18pm On Feb 24, 2015
Japan To Make Couples Go On Compulsary Vacations To Have More S*x nteresting developmen Japan To Make Couples Go On Compulsary Vacations To Have More S*x nteresting development in Japan. The country’s government wants to make it compulsory for married couples to go on more vacations – so they can have more s*x…but there’s a good explanation for this. The country has a low population growth. They say they are suffering from acute baby shortage. Only about 1million babies were born in Japan in 2014, the lowest figure on record for the country. Japan’s health ministry also said that about 1,269,000 people died in 2014, indicating a natural population decline of 268,000. So basically, they were more people who died than were born. The country says its shrinking population is affecting their economy & want to do something about it.

The government figured couples are too busy hustling they don’t have s*x. So Parliament is now debating compulsory vacation for couples so they can have more s*x and make more babies.

So imagine the vacation police turning up at your door one morning, ‘Mr & Mrs Nakatoto, have you had your vacashion yet? Have you? Is the Mrs pregnant? No? Then go on another vacation.’
Re: Japan To Make Couples Go On Compulsary Vacations To Have More S*x N by optimusprime2(m): 2:15pm On Feb 24, 2015
loooooooling@ Mr & Mrs "Nak-a-toto"
Re: Japan To Make Couples Go On Compulsary Vacations To Have More S*x N by yahx(m): 9:04pm On Feb 24, 2015
optimusprime2:
loooooooling@ Mr & Mrs "Nak-a-toto"
huh cheesy
Re: Japan To Make Couples Go On Compulsary Vacations To Have More S*x N by Nobody: 9:16pm On Feb 24, 2015
More sex huh? Now, I love Japan! grin

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Re: Japan To Make Couples Go On Compulsary Vacations To Have More S*x N by Funjosh(m): 4:54am On Feb 25, 2015
YAGA! grin
Re: Japan To Make Couples Go On Compulsary Vacations To Have More S*x N by Tokyo50: 5:52am On Feb 26, 2015
I am a resident of Japan for many years.

There is no lack of sex in Japan. What Japan lack is day care centers and progressive work environment. New mothers are forced to quit working because they can't find day care centers. The waiting period is like 5 years! Also, when the woman goes on a maternity leave, her position is not guaranteed when she comes back. Often, in private sectors, they will demote her to save money. Men are also not encouraged to take time off . Most children do not see their fathers much, even during their graduation.
Modern Japanese women refuse to quit working as a result to keep their salaries and have no hurry to marry because they want to have an independent life, and free housing from their parents. When they marry, they lose their jobs, housemaid service (mother) and have to take care of her husband , children and in-laws. And we all know the long life span of people in Japan.
As a result, women enjoy their lives and before they know it, they are too old to bear children. Men are too busy working and destroying their livers by over drinking everyday after work, go home exhausted and with little interest or energy in sex since he gets all the attention at the sex clubs he attends with colleagues after work.

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Re: Japan To Make Couples Go On Compulsary Vacations To Have More S*x N by Moana(f): 10:55pm On Feb 26, 2015
They can adopt from China lol
Re: Japan To Make Couples Go On Compulsary Vacations To Have More S*x N by Tokyo50: 1:15pm On Feb 27, 2015
Moana:
They can adopt from China lol

1. They don't like each other. Japan brutally colonized parts of China and the Chinese have long memory.

2. Japanese have no adoption culture. Having no children is not taboo thing anymore. Besides, people have little time to care about your business. In nearly 10 years here, no neighbour knocked my door for a chit - chat or tea!
Re: Japan To Make Couples Go On Compulsary Vacations To Have More S*x N by Nobody: 1:26pm On Feb 27, 2015
Phema:
More sex huh? Now, I love Japan! grin
.

Hehehehe.... cool

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