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11 Easy Ways To Breakup! by asiwajumi(m): 8:24pm On Feb 24, 2015
1.16 Missed Calls? "You Killed My Battery
So You're Capable Of Killing Me" It's
Over!!!
2) How come mosquito is biting me and
not biting you? I smell conspiracy. ITS
OVER!!!
3) You don't even respect me, I'm talking
and you are busy breathing? It's over!!!
4.) So now you are drinking coke that has
another man's name on it, better go and
find him because it's over between us.
5) So Beyonce's "Drunk in Love" is your
caller tune?I can't trust alcoholics with my
future kids.
6) I called you and you picked up
immediately. You lack patience. Its Over!!!
cool Why are you using Broom to sweep my
room when you know I support PDP? It's
over!!!
9) You are always abbreviating the words
in your texts, you want our children to be
short abi? It's OVER!!!
10) I told you I love my food hot but you
refused to warm the ice cream. You don't
care about me. It's over!!!
11) You don't pay your tithe, if you can
cheat on God, then who am I? Pack your
things. its over
Re: 11 Easy Ways To Breakup! by asiwajumi(m): 8:25pm On Feb 24, 2015
Some ladies will kill u with witchcraft.lol

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