finestiyke:
I remember one time like that, in the early 90s, an aunt of mine said she wanted to prepare a special delicacy for the Family.

She bought wheat seeds from the market and said she was gonna COOK wheat for us

Long and short of the story was that 4 hours after she began the cooking, and after filling the stove 2 different times with Kerosene, the Wheat appeared even stronger that it was before she even started cooking it.

Twas later in the day she realized that Wheat seeds are not cooked, but ground.

That was serious "Cooking Practicals"

AriDsexy:


Are u kidding me?

Perinwinkle inside stew...I'm not surprised this is coming from a guy.

And u even said bliss...hehehe.

SisiNini:


I can imagine the embarrassment... Lol... Yes o, guys can eat anything (poison) and still pretend that all is well...

While in school, I prepared 'jollof' spaghetti and served my guy... Instead of him to say he doesn't like spaghetti, he kept eating and his facial expressions continued to change the more he ate the food... I asked him if he doesn't like d food, he said the food is delicious and super... Not until he started using bread to eat the spaghetti that I felt so sad... A while after eating, he vomitted the spag and the bread... #Lol...

Preparing custard in a cup always disgrace me... D tin will neva form unless I put it on a burner... Na so so river niger ooo... Not until my elder bro taught me...

candygosh:


When do I come visiting. I like pounded yam and eggs to bad. Shey u go send me ur addy on whatsapp.

Happy new month btw

candygosh:
I remember preparing moi moi once 4 my bf from home to take to him.

After gathering ingredients ( fish , crayfish, egg and all). I made a silly mistake. Didn't add groundnut oil to the blended mixture.
The moi moi came out good oh but u could still tell it had no oil. He just said pls stop saying you prepared moi moi it's ekuru. I wondered what that meant.

Funny I tried to warm it again and was so busy I forgot n d water dried and the plate started shrinking.

SisiNini:


Hmmmmnnn... I'll try it one of these days... My issue is the colour of the snail...

candygosh:


Lol that day u just need to see the expressions and he was like. It's not bad 4 an ekuru tho!

My moi moi has always been a disaster. Only once it came out fine.
When I was still in school, I peeled d beans n left and went to grind it. The mom was so busy n the dude did the grinding instead. When I got home the beans was so poor I could still see bean fragments in it. And the moi moi came out looking rough.
My roommate couldn't laugh. We just managed it cos of the tuna fish that was in it.
The shame was so much that day when the guys from d other room was laughing. One of the guys who was our close pal came and we offered it to him. He was about taking it out to eat in d room when we both shouted " tayo, abeg chop am 4 here" he just kept laughing but still ate it and said it was good. You know guys will eat anything.

pbs4real:
cum mk i teach u.

Ahmeduana:

THE BEST WAY TO LEARN IS BY PAYING FOR ONES IGNORANCE, PERFECTION COME AT A PRICE.

ethylene:

Pls is you Na simbi? U look like her!

kpofkpof:
In 1994 to be precise, my cousin and I were asked to prepare Rice n Beans combo for the whole house.

To cut the long story short, the beans was highly undercooked and strong that you would think u were eating rice and stone

When we realised this, we were now tasked with secretly separating the beans from the rice for every plate we dished

Everyone ate 'jollof rice' while my cousin and I tried eating d beans but couldn't and we went to bed hungry!

ademega:
I remember trying out coconut rice for my friends back then on school just because we saw free coconut . I cooked the coconut water ,the chaft ,the water with the rice . at the end of the day we Were going to the toilet every five minutes before the school clinic came to our rescure . that was the end of ordinary coconut eating for my friends let alone with rice .
But I later leant it and I cook it for my family now every Sunday

bmdflo:
mine its kinda funny shar, me and my friends about 5 of us managed to get 3 cups of beans after so many hustle and tussle with our neigbours, it was like our last supper, we all hope to eat, and look unto God 4 our next meal d following morning...beans was halve way done, PHCN perform their normal ritual this particular night, no lamp, so we resulted to lighting candle which was placed on an empty milk can, as I opened d pot of beans which was still on fire to stire and add little salt if need be, I held d tin holding the candle close to the pot to use d candle light, lo and behold, d candle fell into the beans miraculously, before I could say jesus....to late, the candle wick was already floating on the surface with the wax now acting as salt, I called my friends attention, trust guys now, if na this beans go kill us, make we kuku chop die go explain giv baba God y we die was there response, omo! Beans with candle wax sweet die, u can try it tooo.

lordmario:
Mine was the first day I cooked jollof rice which turned out to be jonnof nice....
Back then I just started catering work(with a frnd who is a pro) and I wanted to show my peeps at home that I can cook jollof rice very well. Well I sha pack all d ingredient as I see my padi do am for party, na so I pour pepper full am sha in short.... And the good part was the groundnut oil that settled at d base of the pot is enough to fry one cow... But am glad I did sha cos my grandma later taught me how to cook it very well

liljboy:
Lwkmd this one sha.......
me and my uncle came back late one day, you know as abuja dey be na..... na so we enter kitchen to prepare noodles, my uncle just dey download pepper to the server, I was like , UNC its too mush na, but en just bone...... well, na when en come dish the thing for tray, funny enough it was only two of us..... chai!!!!!! that day I ate the pepper for that whole year in one day, as we dey chop for air condition, na so SWEAT dey come out for my uncle head cos he use to have those kinda stone cold i-hate-hairs-on-my-head laugh no gree me that day, if you take one spoon , you go drink one glass of water.... funny enough we no later finish the thing na him still give me money I go buy all those whitish chalk-like medicine...... na so we shun prescription EN DRINK HALF OF THE BOTTLE, I FINISH THE OTHER....na for midnight we come dey visit the toilet one after the other.
#that night wasn't funny sha until now lwkmd

zeburudaya:
When i am still was a bachelor in 1968, I prepare a rice with sugar and milk among the ingredients to impress my visiting girlfriend. In the conclusion ending, i ate alone and she was look me with contempt

BeeBeeOoh:
I can't remember over-peppering/salting a food before. But, will always say a very big "Thanks Goes To Mumsie For Making Me Not To Depend On Any Woman To Prepare a Delicasy for me.. It's fun going into d kitchen to cook & it's lovely girls them saying, "You Are A Good Cook after tasting ur cookings. E dey tOtOri body aswear..