Just saw this and it got me cracked up.


Source : https://www.nairaland.com/2166094/shock-apc-swest-pdp

How this one take affect Nigeria?
By the way, old pic tho...

lt is not easy to finally get married!

She needed to boost her gusto for the dance dance dance.

LOL I guess na her relative be dis

Lala,u fall my hand sha cos dis is an old picture na

Is there a drinking or eating code for a bride on her wedding day?


Nothing special joor....she's only being herself.

domdolly2050:
Lala,u fall my hand sha cos dis is an old picture na

lol... my first time of seeing it oooo

Hmm

Am not surprised that lala opened dis thread with an old pics and which was previously on FP, but will be shocked to see it on FP again.. ...

The first time I saw this pix, I concluded its a Nollywood Movie.... If its not, then its a publicity stunt...

Old Pic

afamjb:
LOL I guess na her relative be dis

She is her mother inlaw

Wow!! I've finally been UNbanned, just because i proposed a very big space for UNIVERSITY OF NAIRALAND, i was banned, ama sue al of you to COURT!!! :/

Wat a bginin!

Seemed as if she's getting ready for the wedding night. If I were the husband, I would take viagra for the wedding night, so as not to be caught unawares.

Ashamed of your job title?
No worries, HELP IS HERE ...
NEW JOB TITLES:
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N.B. Pls change and enjoy ur jobs today.

Hmm... the children that will come out of this one go be drunken master/mistress

Pencil: " I'm sorry..
Eraser: " For what ?? You didn't do
anything wrong..
Pencil:" I'm sorry, you get hurt because of
me.
Whenever I made a mistake, you're always
there to erase
it, But as you make
my mistakes vanish,you lose a part of
yourself
and get smaller and smaller each time.. .
Eraser: " That's true, but I don't really
mind, You see, I was made to do this, I was
made to help you whenever you do
something
wrong, even though one day I know I'll be
gone..
I'm actually happy with my job.. So please,
stop worrying I
hate seeing
you sad... "Our Parents are like the eraser,
where as
we children are the pencil.. They're always
there for their children,
cleaning up their mistakes.. Sometimes
along
the way they get hurt and become smaller
(older and
eventually pass on) Take care
of your Parents, treat them with kindness
and most especially love them." May God give
our
parents long life,
AMEN!!