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How To Chyke A Jehovah Witness Lady by Nobody: 6:00pm On Feb 25, 2015
There is this jw lady that came with one of their member (a guy) to preach in my house. The way she stares at me e, (sexy looks). They'll be visiting again next week grin .
I like her, simple.


Dear Romancelanders, how will i ask her out?
Re: How To Chyke A Jehovah Witness Lady by alberto2k(m): 6:02pm On Feb 25, 2015
Just become a jehovah witness grin

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Re: How To Chyke A Jehovah Witness Lady by paschenko(m): 6:05pm On Feb 25, 2015
Boys will never cease to amaze me. Lmao.
Re: How To Chyke A Jehovah Witness Lady by zyzxx(m): 6:12pm On Feb 25, 2015
Not all Gold are glitter

If u win her over don't come here to preach dat church girls are easy o

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Re: How To Chyke A Jehovah Witness Lady by farano(f): 6:13pm On Feb 25, 2015
BOY: Do you have a boyfriend?
GIRL: Nope, i don't have one.
BOY: Gen 2:18 "The lord God
said, it is not good for a man to
be alone, i wil make a helper
suitable for him
GIRL: "But i don't love you
BOY: 1 John 4:8 whoever does
not love,does not know God,
because God is love.
GIRL: & how do i know you
mean those words?
BOY: Mathew 12:34 for out of
the abundance of the heart
mouth speaks.
GIRL: but how can i
be sure
that you're loyal& honest?
BOY: Mark 13:31 "heaven &
earth will pass away but
my
words will never pass away
GIRL: But why me? There are
alot of girls out there
BOY: Proverbs 31:29
"Many
women do noble things, but
you surpass them all.
GIRL: But what is in me that
you like?
BOY: Song of solomon
4:7 "you
are altogether beautiful, my
darling there is no flaw in you"
GIRL: But i'm not all that
beautiful you're exaggerating
BOY: Proverbs 31:30 "charm is
deceptive, and beauty is
fleeting; but a woman who
fears the Lord is to be praised
GIRL: What happens if
i say yes.
BOY: Genesis 2:24
"Therefore
man shall leave his father and
his mother & they shall
become one flesh
GIRL: How come you know the
scriptures this much
BOY: Joshua 1;8 This book of
law shall not depart from your
mouth but you shall
meditate on it day & night so
that you may be careful
to do all that is written in it. For
then you make your
way prosperous and
you will have good success"
GIRL: Woow, I can see you
really love God
BOY: Psalm 34:8 oh, taste and
see that lord is good!
Blessed is the man who takes
refuge in him.
GIRL: mmm. Ok please give
time to think about it
BOY: Philipian 4:8 "finally
brethren, whatever is true,
whatever honourable,
whatever is just, whatever is
commendable, if there is any
excellence, if there is anything
worthy of praise think about
this thing
GIRL: oww I love you already
BOY: Revelation 22:21 "Amen".
grin

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Re: How To Chyke A Jehovah Witness Lady by Nobody: 6:13pm On Feb 25, 2015
@farano grin grin grin grin grin..... I guess that was what your bf used to get you..... funny tho.
Re: How To Chyke A Jehovah Witness Lady by Enegod(m): 6:36pm On Feb 25, 2015
kenkwodoski:
There is this jw lady that came with one of their member (a guy) to preach in my house. The way she stares at me e, (sexy looks). They'll be visiting again next week grin .
I like her, simple.


Dear Romancelanders, how will i ask her out?

*does the sign if the cross*
*sprinkles holy water on his head*
You need to give your life to Christ asap angry
Re: How To Chyke A Jehovah Witness Lady by falconey(m): 6:38pm On Feb 25, 2015
OP mine is CHERUBIM and SERAPHIM girl( the spelling may be wrong)
Re: How To Chyke A Jehovah Witness Lady by zyzxx(m): 6:47pm On Feb 25, 2015
Re: How To Chyke A Jehovah Witness Lady by evanscheck(m): 6:48pm On Feb 25, 2015
Buy big Mtn umbrella,follow her to their study, and u wud have passed phase one, den phase 2 is dat u might not even want her again cos after u understand the bible u wud start seeking for more important things than fleshy things

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Re: How To Chyke A Jehovah Witness Lady by farano(f): 6:51pm On Feb 25, 2015
zyzxx:
grin grin
He that seeketh findeth cheesy
Re: How To Chyke A Jehovah Witness Lady by zyzxx(m): 6:56pm On Feb 25, 2015
farano:
He that seeketh findeth cheesy
grin grin u are a bible urself cheesy
Re: How To Chyke A Jehovah Witness Lady by Nobody: 7:28pm On Feb 25, 2015
If you're not a member yourself, just forget it bro.

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Re: How To Chyke A Jehovah Witness Lady by saxwizard(m): 7:47pm On Feb 25, 2015
I cant find chyke in my dico so i cant help
Re: How To Chyke A Jehovah Witness Lady by Kunleskey(m): 7:52pm On Feb 25, 2015
Chai some guys can never be satisfy till christ come..once you're through with her you will woo ifa daughter..moving from frypan to fire..
Re: How To Chyke A Jehovah Witness Lady by Nobody: 8:15pm On Feb 25, 2015
Don't fool yourself man, jw are decent and principled people, who live by bible principles. So you aint seeing as much as her lap

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Re: How To Chyke A Jehovah Witness Lady by Patoskid(m): 8:27pm On Feb 25, 2015
dicefrost:
Don't fool yourself man, jw are decent and principled people, who live by bible principles. So you aint seeing as much as her lap
Iffa hear! Does bae self don wiseup naw oo
Re: How To Chyke A Jehovah Witness Lady by Nobody: 9:20am On Feb 26, 2015
paschenko:
Boys will never cease to amaze me. Lmao.
so falling in love now makes one a boy
Re: How To Chyke A Jehovah Witness Lady by Nobody: 9:23am On Feb 26, 2015
zyzxx:
Not all Gold are glitter

If u win her over don't come here to preach dat church girls are easy o
abeg, any clue on how to win her? Please... Give me one now before them come back
Re: How To Chyke A Jehovah Witness Lady by Nobody: 9:25am On Feb 26, 2015
@ farano, like seriously i'll cram your write up and use it on her. But the problem is that am not good at cramming
Re: How To Chyke A Jehovah Witness Lady by Nobody: 9:29am On Feb 26, 2015
Enegod:
*does the sign if the cross*
*sprinkles holy water on his head*
You need to give your life to Christ asap angry
bro you harsh o! So anybody wey like girl don sin abi?

Let me take your comment as a joke sha.
Re: How To Chyke A Jehovah Witness Lady by Nobody: 9:32am On Feb 26, 2015
falconey:
OP mine is CHERUBIM and SERAPHIM girl( the spelling may be wrong)
bros, this one is strong o! cheesy . Anyway, i wish you goodluck!grin
Re: How To Chyke A Jehovah Witness Lady by Nobody: 9:36am On Feb 26, 2015
evanscheck:
Buy big Mtn umbrella,follow her to their study, and u wud have passed phase one, den phase 2 is dat u might not even want her again cos after u understand the bible u wud start seeking for more important things than fleshy things
forget bible matter bro. I don learn bible and spiritual things tire. Now i need to learn wordly things.

On a more serious note, i no wan follow her go their hall. I want make we dey run things on personal level
Re: How To Chyke A Jehovah Witness Lady by Nobody: 9:39am On Feb 26, 2015
MzNelly:
If you're not a member yourself, just forget it bro.

thats what am thinking ma'am.

But as a lady, which other way do you suggest for me because i really like her
Re: How To Chyke A Jehovah Witness Lady by Nobody: 9:43am On Feb 26, 2015
dicefrost:
Don't fool yourself man, jw are decent and principled people, who live by bible principles. So you aint seeing as much as her lap
true talk. I thought as much. But the way this lady was starring at me eh, e no look decent or principled oh!
Re: How To Chyke A Jehovah Witness Lady by Nobody: 9:44am On Feb 26, 2015
Patoskid:
Iffa hear! Does bae self don wiseup naw oo
interesting! Please tell me more! How do i go about scoping her
Re: How To Chyke A Jehovah Witness Lady by Arlex(m): 9:49am On Feb 26, 2015
When she comes next try to know abt her..ask where she stays, what she does, her educational background,u style collect her no on d basis of say u go like to ask her more abt their believes . Don't go far too much & don't let her know ur intention... Call her some day and tell her u want to see her...Den take tins up frm there...be it known to u they like d.ick pass anything, no go think say na them holy pass. I get one as babe, I pray she doesn't see this.

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Re: How To Chyke A Jehovah Witness Lady by falconey(m): 10:38am On Feb 26, 2015
kenkwodoski:
bros, this one is strong o! cheesy . Anyway, i wish you goodluck!grin
. men she garrit!!....am ready to enter sambisa forest for her
Re: How To Chyke A Jehovah Witness Lady by Nobody: 10:48am On Feb 26, 2015
kenkwodoski:
thats what am thinking ma'am.

But as a lady, which other way do you suggest for me because i really like her

Try your luck undecided
And when she shuns you, don't come crying to me
Re: How To Chyke A Jehovah Witness Lady by Vado(m): 12:18pm On Feb 26, 2015
MzNelly:
If you're not a member yourself, just forget it bro.


Accurate. One once told me fine we could kick it but no s*x tho. I passed.

Op if you want premium access, just become a member.
Re: How To Chyke A Jehovah Witness Lady by Nobody: 7:14pm On Feb 26, 2015
Arlex:
When she comes next try to know abt her..ask where she stays, what she does, her educational background,u style collect her no on d basis of say u go like to ask her more abt their believes . Don't go far too much & don't let her know ur intention... Call her some day and tell her u want to see her...Den take tins up frm there...be it known to u they like d.ick pass anything, no go think say na them holy pass. I get one as babe, I pray she doesn't see this.
bro, 1,000likes for you. I'll do as you say. I pray it e go work for me

hope say the one you get as babe no dey draw you go their fellowships

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