PHONE RINGING

CLICK!!

CAROLINE: hello.....

AMAKA:Yes?? hello.......who's this please??

CAROLINE:My name is Caroline.......Mrs Caroline Douglas


STATIC

AMAKA:Hello...?.(more static) can you hear me?? hello.....?

CAROLINE:Yes i can hear you!!

AMAKA: who did you say you were again


CAROLINE: (impatient) I AM MRS CAROLINE DOUGLAS, JOHN'S WIFE.THE MAN YOU'VE BEEN straffing!!!

(LONG SILENCE)

AMAKAlaughs) I've been expecting your call my dear

CAROLINEshocked) WHAT DO YOU MEAN??

AMAKA: (calmly) i know you've been going through his phone.wetin you dey find sef??Oya nau, see me here!!!!

(PAUSE)

CAROLINE(To herself) My GOD! so you're not even denying it AMAKA,ARE YOU HIGH?

AMAKA: No be by shouting abeg. Yes I'm straffing your husband, so?

CAROLINE: JESUS!!!

AMAKA:Listen my dear,John is in love with me and there's really nothing you can do about it

CAROLINE:AMAKA?AMAKA? (tries to calm herself) I am warning you!!

AMAKA:...(laughs)what will you do? in all fairness i feel sorry for you. I really do because it must be hard sharing a bed with a man that doesnt love you....Its a pity! when was the last time he had sex with you? wasnt it eight months ago and wasnt he drunk?(laughs)
Do you want to know why he was so drunk and troubled that night? because i threatened to breakup with him(laughs again)he was Hot,drunk and frustrated......thats why he even contemplated that sad body of yours(LAUGHS LOUDER)

CAROLINEsnaps fingers) GOD FORBID!!! AMAKA you are demon!


AMAKA'S STILL LAUGHING

CAROLINE: God will punish you AMAKA,My God will punish you ASHAWO!!!

AMAKA:John tells me everything my dear.....thats what lovers do.shout and rain abuses from now till the next election it wont change anything.I AM PART OF JOHN'S LIFE.....DEAL WITH IT!!

CAROLINE:I will deal with you AMAKA!Port harcourt is a very small town!!

(STATIC)

AMAKAraises voice) YOU WILL NOT DO ANYTHING!!!!John will never leave me.There's nothing you or those Goat-like children of yours can do about it

CAROLINEvoice breaking)you.......called my children goats?(sobs)

May you give birth to goats!!!!

AMAKALOUD LAUGHTER) my dear you're just wasting saliva.if you and your ewu-looking children want to stay in that marriage,then you MUST accept me as John's mistress.
GBAM!!!!

CAROLINEcrying)AMAKA leave my husband,leave him before (sobs) i do something i will regret.

(STATIC)

AMAKA: u no fit do anyting. the highest you, your ugly children and your over-sized vagina can do is leave the marriage And by the way, John is still in that loveless marriage because of those......."Homo-sapiens" you gave birth to.If not eh? he wouldve left you siiiiiiince..

CAROLINE:HA!!Do you think that John would leave me to marry a UniPort ProstituteYou're JOKING!!!!!

AMAKA LAUGHS non-stop for almost half a minute

AMAKA:if to say i want ya husband, I for don marry am siiiiiince.I am ok with being his mistress.abeg.what is in marriage sef?You that is married nko?are you happy? in the last one year of marriage has he even looked at your body like something that belongs to a human being

CAROLINEcrying)


AMAKA:I'M not interested in marrying John.(snaps fingers)Godforbid!!!I dont want to wake up one day and become you!
You have no business calling yourself a woman when your husband masturbates daily in the house..


CAROLINE: (sobs).....Jesus!!!....God will punish you(sobs)....(cries hysterically)

AMAKA:Mtcheeew!! Please I'm trying to sleep abeg.
cry all you want, i am here to stay

CAROLINE STILL CRYING

CLICK!!!!

LINE DISCONNECTS

Inspired by real life events

NAWA!!!!

Life is a choice my friend
Choose wisely
Enough said



to be continued..........


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How to be a runs girl 2.. Amaka's Monologue


"When will these married women learn?They simply can't compete and they shouldn't even try.I am young athletic,beautiful and sexy as hell.
I am a dark force of nature, every married woman's worst nightmare.


I own houses in Dubai, three in banana island, currently building another estate in Abuja
My collection of cars, rivals most welthy men's in Nigeria.



I have been all over the world . Yes including antarctica. I own a chain of boutiques in the UK and my family lives like royalty.
What more do I want?
I am the modern Courtesan.Call me a runs chick,prostitute,LovePeddler of Babylon,the wayward woman..(giggles) who cares??



I am the Fantasies of men,they crawl on their hands and knees seeking the warmth of my bed.I am the phone call he leaves the room to take, the whisper he masturbates to and the face he sees everytime he kisses you.

Why would I want to give up this life of pleasure??

My hunger can not be satisfied by one man's body,nor his pockets.They line up outside my door like starving beggars outside a homeless shelter.
"Who cares if they have wives or serious girlfriends?"
These men do not even remember their names when they're between my thighs.
Women go around with the mistaken belief that women like me want to snatch their husbands. hahaha very hilarious. I have men exactly where i want them. Eating from my palms, vying for my attention, trying to outdo each other in pleasing me. Do you get that in
MARRIAGE?
Mtcheeew!!!!!! I wonder why women choose to enslave themselves.Marriage is for the weak.

What do I want from it? what does it have to offer me?
Companionship.......? HA!
I have your husbands and boyfriends to keep me company whenever I want.I have them all on speed dial.I can have a different man everynight from now till Christmas. Rest assured, we wont have time for boring conversations.

Security Not at all....
My accounts and businesses are more than enough security for me.If only you knew how much money your husbands pay into my accounts everyday.


Children??
In a few years time,I will announce the man that will father my children.I want just two. Don't shake your heads and say "God forbid!" just go kneel down and pray I don't choose your "darling husband" as the lucky sperm donor.
As much as your husbands plead and profess undying love, i am not interested in being shackled to any man.
Look at John,he has a large Company and has been begging that I forsake all men and marry him.
What for??
You see,Mariam has no idea that her husband's fantasy is to be dominated.The day he asked her to tie him up in bed,she freaked out.
ME??
I tied him up real tight and spanked the Shit out of him.I'm gangster like that.lol

What about Tolu's husband Jonathan?Jonathan has always wanted the "thrill of the Chase". As soon as he married Tolu, he began another Chase....ME!
how have I kept him chasing after me for years(while spending on me)? Story for another day.


Now.Gloria is a woman after my own heart.When she realised I was in Her husband's life for good, she mellowed and dialogued with me.
The result??
I make sure I send him home on time and he doesn't miss anniversaries.

Believe me,if you piss me off(like Mariam just did) I will go on a loooong vacation with your husband.Rest assured that he won't be buying her that SUV for her birthday.I will make certain of that!!!
Hmmm! I think I want that SUV(already have one,wouldn't mind a different colour)
Women like Mariam don't known how to keep a husband.So I help them.

The worse kind of women are the types that think they can beat and threaten me.
Nneka brought thugs to one of my shops in Lagos.They beat me and vandalized the place.
Very good, you say?..(laughs)
Her husband replaced everything, paid an insane amount of money into my account, to show he was sorry, then sent her packing after that.And till this day,she's still begging him not to leave her!


Wives and Serious girlfriends beware! This is not just a warning,but a guarantee.If the "wandering eyes" of your man finds me,....he is done for!
I do not go searching for your men. They come chasing after me like dogs In heat. I dont care what you do, or how you do it, just make sure our paths dont cross
Oh weak men!beware my power."



It takes less than an hour to destroy a relationship that took months/years to build.
Infidelity is a bad thing.Being unfaithful is a choice,....and so is being a home-wrecker

life is a choice my friend
So choose wisely
Enough said.

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HOW TO BE A RUNS GIRL 3
Amaka vs Pastor Jerry


I,AMAKA DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ME!!!!!Some people think the life I lead is evil! HA!!!(I laugh in French, Swahili and Hausa).
Gone are the days when I gave a crap!!. So keep that in mind when you hear what I have to say today.
I was introduced to a "Man of God" by an associate.

Now, Calling him a "Man of God" would be like calling a Porn Movie "Family Entertainment". His name is Jerry, Senior Pastor/Founder of a BIG Church in Rivers State.

The man has some veeeery dirty fantasies that he played out with me ALLLLL night and every night he called for my "services''

I had a lot of fun with him He opened my eyes to a whole new
world of ''Kinky-ness''. I still have the "spank-marks" to prove it!


Jerry had no boundaries in the bedroom. His wife was too "PG13" to keep up.
So I was there to do things his wife would NEVER imagine.
Because of his "status" everything had to be discreet (which was fine by me)
All I was interested in, was my money. GBAM!!
Jerry was generous. He had the money and he spent like a ROCKSTAR.
One night, while we were ''at it'' in a hotel room, "his Church" program on tv came on air(which incidentally, was the same moment HE "came"
It was a great experience, seeing the two sides of Jerry in action at the same time.lol


A couple of months ago, I received a call from Jerry. I was excited to go see him, but the moment I entered the hotel room, I knew something was off about him.
" This has to stop!" he said, staring at the floor like man awaiting trial.
"I am a pastor," he said.
(Well,DUH!!)I thought.
"My ministry is suffering" he continued.

'' Is that what you called me here for?" I asked. I was pissed off. So,...I cancelled on another BIG SPENDER that night just so I could come and Hear a "sob-Story??"
WHAT RUBBISH
After our last "session", this "Man of God" had promised me an extra N1m for my Birthday. My going rate is N2m per night by the way.
Why??
Because my thighs are worth it. THAT'S why!!!

"Jerry, I am not a Priest, I don't hear confessions" I was getting furious!!
"Where's the money you promised me??"I spat.

There was silence in the AC chilled room for a long time.
He gave a long sigh then said,

" hmm.... the One million I promised you?"
I stood there in silence arms folded across my chest. So I shaved and came out tonight panty-less for nothing? Nawa o!!

"That's not a problem" he said slowly opening his IPad.
"But I never want to See you again. My church and family have suffered enough" he said finally.

This was bad, I thought
Why hadn't the "Jazz-man" warned me?I knew I should've brought extra charms. He was a good source of income and now I was losing him.I had to think of something....FAST!!!


" I won't accept One Million again" .I said with a lot of anger in my voice.
He stared at me curiously from his seated position.
"Since this is a pay off, you will pay me Four Million!" I Said flatly.
"WHAT"he stood up quickly, as if he wanted to physically assault me.
I casually eyed an empty bottle of coke by the bed.
Just in case.....!

"Do I look like a fool "I was shouting.
"Okay, so you're tired of shagging me abi? Unless you want this in the news!"
He had a shocked look on his face.
''You will pay me that money, if not eh"
There was another long silence in the room as we stood staring at each other.
He was a Man of God, I was a prostitute, he had a church, a family, a reputation,.....and I didn't care.
He knew I had him.
It was time to leave.

"Amaka please be reasonable''. was the last thing I heard him say as I walked out of the room.
" I await the credit alert. goodbye Jerry".

I knew exactly what I was going to do.


As I drove to the church premises two days later, I tried calling Jerry again and again. Still no answer. I remember smiling at myself. I didn't expect him to answer .He was at a Pastors' Retreat in Lagos. I just needed to be certain he was out of town.

Rule No1. Of being a Mistress "....when it comes to your money, always be ready to make a scene....ANYWHERE!!!"


I walked into the reception, ignoring everybody seated like I owned the place. I demanded to see Pastor Jerry's wife.
After about twenty minutes or so, I got to see her
Long story short,
I told her EVERYTHING.......I could see her hands shaking and the tremors across her face as I talked.
She was hurt, but more so ANGRY.
If she could've strangled me, ripped the tongue out of my mouth, torn out my throat with her teeth and set me on fire (in that order)she would've.

But wouldn't dare she WAS the Pastor's wife after all. What would people say?Besides,she was a church elder the last thing she needed was a scene in her office.
she was very quiet for a long time as she stared at me. She was barely containing the mini-volcano inside her.

Seconds passed.

"So I want my money madam, I am willing to do whatever it takes to get it."I said.
Your husband's ministry cannot survive a scandal like this....I have videos!"
Her eyes popped open at my last sentence.Ofcourse I was lying, but SHE didn't know that. And neither would her husband.
Another eternity passed as tears began to form in her eyes.
I almost felt sorry for her.
She was married to a man that barely looked at her all these years.
She had given her life to him. Now she was trapped in a lifeless marriage and because of her status, she couldn't tell anyone about it.
"Just leave your account number and get out of my sight,.....you will reap what you sow!"
Her voice was filled tremors. This wasn't a good day for her.

I left her office.
A day later, I received the Credit alert on my phone.
I was elated.


I don't care what happens to his marriage. His wife was shocked when I told her what my "duties"to her husband entailed. (don't blame me, she asked and I needed to get the pleasure of scaring the crap out of her)
Right now, he is busy with "damage control" trying to save his marriage(laughs)Do I care
A "soft-heart" has no place in the work I do.
Money is all I know.
Judge me if you must. My accounts speak for themselves.
I WILL NEVER GIVE UP THIS LIFE!!!
I am the Unrepentant Mistress!
Husbands/Wives, BEWARE!!!!!
.

Whether this is fact or fiction, marriage is sacred......and so are the promises we make to the people we claim to love
I'm no expert
I just tell it like I see it.



life is a choice my friend
so choose wisely
enough said

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Andrew114:
Boss you don forget us abi?

i no forget una o
sorry i took so long to update. Been very busy with my blog n work. more coming up dis way. check out my other thread, how to mess up your best friend's wedding. visit my blog also.
stay blessed

nice one there, got me laughing at the boldness of the girl

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