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Proverbs From Across Africa by mrpackager(m): 10:20pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe) 2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward.(Cameroon) 3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana) 4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the same problem.(Ghana) 5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close dem, b'cos u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia) 6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume.(Nigeri a) 7. If the alarm of a china phone cannot wake you, forget it, you are dead. (Lagos, Nigeria) 8. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. [Togo] 9. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda) 10. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with a smelly fingers. (kenya) |
Re: Proverbs From Across Africa by Nobody: 10:26pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
op. You lived with the elders for long. Omo odo agba. Anyways let me continue laughing |
Re: Proverbs From Across Africa by kestolove95(m): 10:33pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
Ladies don't bit d finger dat fingereed you (Biafra) |
Re: Proverbs From Across Africa by GoodFaith: 10:38pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
it is better not to have a pocket than have a pocket with hole |
Re: Proverbs From Across Africa by whizqueen(f): 10:55pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
Re: Proverbs From Across Africa by Nobody: 10:57pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
Re: Proverbs From Across Africa by towsynguru(m): 11:01pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
Its funny |
Re: Proverbs From Across Africa by mrpackager(m): 1:31pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
prettydiva89: funny |
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