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Proverbs From Across Africa by mrpackager(m): 10:20pm On Feb 25, 2015
1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina.
(Zimbabwe)

2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward.(Cameroon)

3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not
with the
father's testicles. (Ghana)

4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the
farmer who
grows corns by the road side have the same
problem.(Ghana)

5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open,
never tell her
to close dem, b'cos u do not know her source of
fresh air. (Ethiopia)

6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never
tried Hausa
perfume.(Nigeri a)

7. If the alarm of a china phone cannot wake you,
forget it, you are
dead. (Lagos, Nigeria)

8. The only woman who knows where her man is
every night is a
widow. [Togo]

9. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
10. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to
wake up with
a smelly fingers. (kenya)
Re: Proverbs From Across Africa by Nobody: 10:26pm On Feb 25, 2015
op. You lived with the elders for long.
Omo odo agba.
Anyways let me continue laughing
Re: Proverbs From Across Africa by kestolove95(m): 10:33pm On Feb 25, 2015
Ladies don't bit d finger dat fingereed you
(Biafra)
Re: Proverbs From Across Africa by GoodFaith: 10:38pm On Feb 25, 2015
it is better not to have a pocket than have a pocket with hole
Re: Proverbs From Across Africa by whizqueen(f): 10:55pm On Feb 25, 2015
grin grin
Re: Proverbs From Across Africa by Nobody: 10:57pm On Feb 25, 2015
grin wink wink wink
Re: Proverbs From Across Africa by towsynguru(m): 11:01pm On Feb 25, 2015
Its funny
Re: Proverbs From Across Africa by mrpackager(m): 1:31pm On Feb 26, 2015
prettydiva89:
op. You lived with the elders for long.
Omo odo agba.
Anyways let me continue laughing


funny

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