rewind


ow abt yu findin out u r in d Amazon jungle

I would know am definitly still dreaming.
Woke and found out u r 9 months pregnant?

i don bcom papa bomboy b dat naw . i go happy o


ow abt findin a gun pointin at ur head?

I would cry like a donkey and than I scream NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! IM PRECIOUS! DONTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PULEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! BOOOO HOOO HOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



If you woke up one morning and found out that

For males: your ballz be longer than your d*ck
For females: your toto is sagging down

simple. .i wld giv yu 2 rub d ballz until they're back 2 normal. ow abt dat?


ow abt yu findin urself in Dbanj's arms?

U Hot bugger ooo .
Answer to your question: I would sue him for sexual harrassment 

If you woke up one morning and found out that your partner is down syndrome   

I will pass him over to Gabby

If u woke up one morning and find yourself in Heaven?

gabrywyl:

U Hot bugger ooo .

_{pot callin d kettle black}  

@ topic
wow! i wont sleep again

yu?

i will 4ever be happy

what would u do if u woke one morning and find out u are now a sex addict

I will lock myself in a room

You wake up one morning and find out that you weight 500 pounds?

rewind d sleep


u r on top of everest?

Scream till my lungs get soar

The world is comming to an end?

berra sef, u prepared?


there is war?

say my last prayer

u waked and found urself in a jungle with lions, snakes, tigers, and monekys as u neighbors

Start swinging like George of the jungle

You woke up one morning and find yourself sleeping naked outside?

enjoy the fresh air

u waked up and found out u just won a lottery

cruise d world wt yu!


u were a guy?

party like a rock star

u wake up and discovered ur partner in bed turned to a cobra

Drop Dead


Woke up one morning baldheaded?

cry my ass out

u found out ur body and face were disfigured

call yu in 4 surgery


ur boobs r flat?

push up bras here i come

u found out ur partner cheated on u with one of ur parents

u were US 1st lady

do the victory dance

u found out that u have only one day to live

Go to aso rock and slap yaradua

u were wooed by a minor?

laugh

u found out u had super power

wuld do 1daz (not miracles o)esp 4d fem folks


a large chunk of cake in ur mouth?

spit it out


a snake in ur room(and u r tied)

faint


u found out u were blind

i'm stevie wonder then


u could fly?

cool, very cool

u waked up and found out that u couldnt recognize anybody, including ur family

acute dementia? just gimm.e a knock on d head, i go soji



u had 3 legs?